Runty

here are a few:

i used to dance with my daddy in my pants oO

Watch my feet in my pants

The sound in my pants

Boys wanna be her in my pants

Step lightly in my pants

Take it to the limit in my pants

Holding on in my pants

more than a feeling in my pants

Party in my pants

Buffalo soldier in my pants

i dont dream often, but here are a couple from a while ago:

A hero from a child's book my mom read to me (this was when i was about 5) jumped the fence and into the house. Everyone in the house, except him, began to panic and proceeded to run to the streets. So i set off to find them, i only found my little brother, he was wearing rags and was sitting next to a street light with a bottle of whiskey in his hand. He was 3 years old at that time

I also had a dream where i was in the trenches and there were rifles... Somehow i managed to get shot in the head and neck, by arrows! The field medics were taking too long to get to me so i decided to break the arrows and pull them out.

d'awww

Sweetie belle

Fluttershy

Luna

Rainbow dash

Discord

I still haven't seen season one so...

I guess i'll watch that, wait while longer for Diablo 3 and hang here

I can speak a minute amount of Afrikaans, which i am learning at school

I would like to learn French, Latin and maybe Norsk or Russian

I like being like Fluttershy

I also like being naive, even though it's a flaw, it helps me be a nice person

I'l just say i dislike my conscience and lazy nature and...

I am proudly South African!!!

i wonder if disecting my toe with nailclippers often counts as a weird habit?

i click my knuckles and neck when i'm doing nothing

personally i dont mind it, as it is part of their culture, it barely harms the environment and i'v learned to tolerate other cultures. Aren't we suppoed to love and tolerate? Besides, why only target this and not drug testing on rodents, or poaching of black rhino's, when they cut the horn off without even showing enough mercy to kill them?

If my bro knew, I'd off myself. If ANYPONY other than me knew, I'd off myself.

 

But i am slowly converting my brother

on my side with soft pillows. boxers in warm summers and pyjama pants in the about 12 degrees celcius (to me that is freezing) winters. I completely cover everything except a small breathing hole for myself with a blanket. It is impossible for me to fall asleep while not in the darkness, but when i am asleep, i sleep like a log (even took my cousin 15 minutes of barraging me with a BB gun to wake me up once)

i once made chicken flavoured 2 minute noodles (only thing i can cook realy) and put some peri-peri sauce. It was very nice actualy.

I dont realy say it often, but it doesnt irritate me even slightly when someone else says it.

I think it's kind of cute and fun.

Anypony else aggree?

i faer:

Drowning

being unable to move my arms and legs

Being bitten by a black mamba (be afraid of that)... I'm not afraid of black mamabs though, just their venom.

I also fear vemonous things hiding in my shoes

Worst is how extremeshy i am, if that counts as a fear.

ps. I grew up in semi-tropical area by the edge of the indian ocean (Durban was the area's name)

So i was in contact with loads of centipedes spiders, creepy spiders with pincers (not scorpions) and i believe the oficial statistics were that you are never further than 100 metres from a spitting snake

I have also seen sting rays, petted sharks and seen eels fished up. I'm still not scared of even tiger sharks hehe

To be honest, the best Antivirus is the Windows Task Manager...

 

I agree, just need that and you can get away without any antivirus

that is always open on my pc and... still havent been even threatened by anything

Headset, and external hard drive with mlp on it is all besides normal (mouse, keyboard and monitor)

Spike sleeping

I wouldnt even write a note, at most i would just yell to the wind: Give my brother my external hard drive and pc! but dont touch my phone.

Then i would go without looking back at weed plants in peoples gardens here, or the huge racism problems.

I never make goals... why do you mock me!

meh, i have a dream to become a doctor

and more sinister things like revenge for anglo-boer wars

ye thats it... just doctor

I'd be a unicorn

Green fur with blue eyes (same as mine are irl) and same blue coloured mane

I'd live in ponyville

Name would be something fun like jabulani or manic

game rangers can keep lions and huge snakes so why can't i have bears and siberian tigers?

Cutie mark would probably be teddy bear, or butterflies like fluttershy... maybe a pool cue

i would be friends with everypony

I should be more assertive now, or i wont be a good minotaur

haha, stop complaining

I live in south africa, cant remember wat dsl speed was, but i can compare lol lags to others...

250-300 ms is what i consider good connection... Always a good llaugh for me when someone complains because they reach 100 ms

I have obsession with advertisements i must read or see them all!

Also cant stand crowds but love fuzzy adoreable animals...

And i have very bad habbit of cracking knuckles.

in soviet russia:

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Ponies watch humans on tv

fluttershy d'awws at us

and apples eat ponies