I felt like could make a good guess before, "Deke is a useless piece of shit." came into the quote.
I have no idea where that is from.
"It doesn't matter how negative something is. Just add, "lol," and it'll automatically become positive!"
Granted. You are killed by a man-eating Tiger and subsequently have your body eaten by it.
You have fulfilled your purpose of being food for that Tiger.
I wish I could control water.
I apologise for interrupting the chain, but I needed to correct myself for being an idiot.
Sorry, I didn't realise that I was only on Page 1 when I posted. Have corrected my post now.
I have no idea what that's a reference to...
"Well... I know how to build a fire to heat up rations.
Er-! What I meant to say is, I make a mean beef stew!"