PaganPony

I loooove Monster and Red Bull. I try to only drink a few of them a year though, cos I know they're bad. XD So wrong, but it feels so right.

I want to become an interpreter for the deaf. That is my vocation, my very purpose!!

It's my biggest... (dream~)

I hope that the laws will soon change, so that I will be allowed to marry the woman of my dreams... and adopt a beautiful child that needs us. Maybe two.

And to top it all off, when I retire, I want to move to Ireland, have an adorable little home in the country, and foster retired racing Greyhounds. XD But uh... that's a bit too far off into the future to be considered liable at this point. More like a pipe dream.

Oh my god! The "Are you alright?" question is a big one for me. I guess I must ALWAYS have a pissy face or something, but I'll just be minding my business, reading or drawing or something, and three people will come up and ask me that wretched horrible question.

It's gotten to the point where I don't even care if their intentions are good anymore, it's just annoying.

Also "Can you teach me how to draw like that?" Or "How do you draw like that?"... how do they expect me to explain that? Practice constantly. There. I've taught you.

In a snobby tone, "Why do you like to read?"... why do you like to be a drooling moron?

Oh, I'm a horrible person.

I accept that. *cough*

I think we both have our hardships and triumphs, but in the end, we're all humans.

Some people have called me a feminist, but I don't agree with that, because feminists usually focus solely on women. I focus on humans, and how we should all be equal. No matter the gender, race, religion, orientation, or political beliefs. So I'm a Humanist.

Perhaps on a base, mortal level, women experience more natural physical pain in their lives because of menstruation and childbirth (and even sex can be very painful/unpleasant at first), but on a higher, spiritual, and mental level, we all suffer an extensive amount.

One might say "Well, women are more emotional, and they go through more emotional pain." I don't necessarily agree with that. I think women show their emotions more often than men, and our hormones are a little bit crazy. But I have seen men in the throes of painstaking depression, sadness, rage, and jealousy just like us girls.

We can compare and contrast the differences all day. But while a girl may be in one room clutching her lower stomach and wailing, there could be a boy in the next room gritting his teeth while he puts a knife to his wrist.

When you get right down to it, pain is pain, and while we all experience it differently, I'd say it adds up to the same amount. It isn't easy if you're a girl, boy, transgender, whatever. Being a human being is a painful and wonderful experience for everyone.

Yuppers! I've got a "Confound these Ponies" shirt that I wear occasionally (XD) and I have two Rainbow Dash keychains on my backpack.

zecora why dont you rhyme??? http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

I'm only Zecora in the ask Zecora thread. dsdfsfdsfdfs.

I live for language. Interpreting... sign language... psycho-linguistics... the beautiful intricacies of speech, voices, turning thoughts into physical expressions, body language, grammar, culture...

It enraptures me.

I think it's adorable! ^v^ Diversity FTW!

How abouuut...

Health. XD A strong mind needs a strong body! If you're not feelin' good, how are you supposed to laugh, be kind, or make "da magics!".

Mind and body are intertwined, so it'd be cool to have that to balance it out... to create perfect harmony. She could be a green, mellow, health-wise pony, who is both very caring and logical. And whenever her friends are sick or hurt, she'd be there to patch them up and give them good advice. Perhaps she would be a unicorn with healing powers?

Now I'm just going off on an imagination tangent here. Confound these ponies, they drive me to stay awake.

I've never been so happy to be female. Hey theeere Braeburn.

Do you like to ♫ siiiiing ♪?

Damn. I never really watched his animations, but he was obviously loved very much. Merry part...

Forget exploding.

My heart IMPLODED. :wub:

Do you have a potion that heals wings of pegasi,

mine hurts after I'd hit a tree

 

Oh you poor pony, I have just the thing.

This potion will surely repair your hurt wing!

A mixture of honey and firefly tears...

Will work its sweet magic till your wound disappears!

lemme see what i want to know, in equestria are zebras all alchemists or are you one of a kind?

 

My craft is an art for all to seek...

But one must learn and practice to harness its mystique!

What's your favorite song in MLP:FIM?

 

Although it was silly and sung out of fear...

"Evil Enchantress" makes me grin ear to ear.

Lucidlullabye

Eeyup c:

"CLARN DARN THE FLABBERGHASTED THING."

 

I laughed way too friggen hard at that.

*tries to think of life lessons they haven't taught yet*

Eh I got nothin.

Hmm. Although..

I'd really like to meet more of the mane six's family/parents. How often do we get to see them, really? I really REALLY want to see RD's and AJ's folks.

If I mock the cats in any way, my mother says "Stop being mean to your lil' brother!"

...

I'm serious.

YOU MUST DO IT. YOUMUSTYOUMUSTYOUMUST! I USED THE STARE AND THE RARITY ON YOU NOW!

 

*whispers* ok.

XD

Very good sir very good

 

*Cough*I'magirl*cough*

But thank you. :'D

(DO IT. *uses The Stare.)

 

How does one speak in Rhyme as good as yourself?

 

Many years of practice, dear Groo.

Perhaps even you could pick it up too~

Science isn't about why, it's about why NOT? Do you agree?

 

Indeed, it is true, it is not about why!

If you disagree, "pack your things, parking lot, car, goodbye!!!"

(Cave Johnson FTW.)

Do you think you can do it?

 

Perhaps, if the mood strikes me.

D'awwwwwww!

Heart exploded<3

 

<3

Great pic! XD, from the title I thought it was going to be Tenacious D as ponies.

 

Hehehe, now there's an idea. <w<