Commander Shroob

Ladies and Gentleman, dear Ponies, may I present to you:

Großrettbach, Thüringen (Thuringia)

A very small village, 200 people live here. 

Well, we don't have anything special here at all. Not even a bar like every other village in the surrounding.

But we have the best Football (Soccer) Field.

And 2016 Großrettbach becomes 1230 years old.

The "Schwemm"

The Barn of my Grandparent

The "LPG" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landwirtschaftliche_Produktionsgenossenschaft)

It's called other today but nobody really knows and so everyone still calls it "LPG".

Well, who wouldn't want this?

Tried to give it a classical vibe with some greek words, found it fitting, seeing that Rarity is such a gorgeous nymph...

It indeed is, excellent word choice by you.  

 

My unit was on the way home from a war with another city state, the usual squabbling about borders and dominance, and we were about to take a rest. The strategos commanded me to search for some firewood, for the nights were cold in these parts. Without helmet, aspis and doru i roamed the forest, for my full wargear would have only exhausted me. Searching for enough fuel to add to the fires that would keep me and my comrades warm i wandered deep into the depths of the enchanted woods. And enchanted they truly were.   The old folk in my polis told me stories about them when i was young. Not stories about hydras and harpies, but stories about the gorgeous nymphs that supposedly lived in the clearings and lakes of the unfathomable tree realms. Nature spirits of entrancing beauty and grace that looked like the most gorgeous young mares, supple and delicate.   But the most lovely and alluring was said to be their queen. A Unicorn so flawless that every stallion that saw her instantly fell in love with her. Of a coat like silk, white like the snow on the highest, most pristine mountain tops the legends spoke. Almond eyes, like perfectly cut sapphires, gleaming with the light of love and passion. A mane, long and curly, of the deep purple colour of the velvet that the phoenecian traders sold for a fortune at our harbours.   But such beautiful and charming creatures were the stuff of dreams of forlorn soldiers far from home, searching for something beautiful to keep their minds occupied after long days of marching and battle.   And seemingly it worked, lost in my thoughts about the gorgeous queen of nymphs, a beauty that no other mare could even hope to come close, i found myself in the deep and forgotten heart of these woods. Colossal trees, that surely saw the dawn of ponykind and would also see its twilight, almost completely blotted out the sky with their canopy. Only lonely shafts of light made it through the leaves, and gave this part of the forest a truly mystical aura. Slightly conderned about the fact that i was seemingly lost, i cold not hear it at first... Laughter.   It wasnt the mocking giggle of the malign ghosts of past, but the bright and melodic chuckle of a young mare. I could not help but folllow it... I was enthralled...   Nearer and nearer i came to the source of the lovely sound. I could make out a little forst lake with a tiny cascade in the distance. The closer i got, the more delightful was the laughter... The more excited and nervous i got.   Finally i was close enough to make out a shape in the water, the shape of a young unicorn. And with every little step, more details became visible...   A coat like the pristine snow of an early spring day. Eyes like deep and clear mountan lakes. Curves like they had been sculpted by the biggest artist imaginable. She moved with a grace that made it almost look like she was dancing. Her supple tights were caressed by the clean water of the little lake. Her long and wet purple mane clinging to her slender body, like it would not want to stop to embrace something so flawless.   She still did not notice me, she was to busy enjoying her bath. I wasnt hiding from her, i was not able to, i could only stand there, muzzle agape, trying to comprehend the limitless, flawless beauty i saw...   Finally, after what felt like an eternity, she noticed me. Her bright laughter died and a shocked gasp escaped her full and shapely lips. It was only shock though, because only moments later she met my gaze with a firm and fearless gaze. Her eyes were almost painfully beautiful, allowing me a little peek at the pure soul that was inhabiting her lovely body.   I did not want to scare her or hurt her. the thought alone to not treat this fascinating creature with anything other than worship and courtesy was abhorrent to me. But instead of treating her like the goddess she was i could only form the words silently with my lips.   "I am sorry."   No sounds escaped my flabbergasted mouth.   Luckily she seemed to understand, or maybe even feel deep in her heart, that i wasnt here to hurt her. That i would not even be able to do so if i wanted, if my life depended on it. Her shocked and hard expression slowly changed into the most honest and endearing smile, which did not help to break the spell her beauty cast upon me in the least.   She started to move, came closer and closer to the shore of the little body of water, she did not cause even the tiniest ripples in the mirror like surface of the lake, such was her elegance and grace. Finally she was directly in front of me, and i could get an even better view at her alluringly flawless body, she truly was the queen of the nymphs, the most gorgeous of them all.   She embraced my head with her hooves and carefully caressed my cheeks. I was lost in her eyes, these gem like eyes, unfathomable and deep. Bending forward, she gifted me a single kiss on my forehead. Only for a very short time her lips touched me, but i was filled with euphoria and bliss like i never experienced before.   Still holding my head in one hoof she used the other one of her slender forelimbs to point into a direction that seemed to be random to me, but i knew that was the way i needed to go.   The rest of the day was like a confusing haze that had settled before my senses. I only could think of the beautiful queen of the nymphs, of her flawless and sensual body, of the gentle touch of her smooth hooves, of the caressing sensation of her soft lips, that seemed to numb all the pain of the weight of the world.   I walked like in trance, and the only thing i know was that i found myself in the field camp of our army, completely lost on how i got here, or where i came from.   I told my comrades my incredible story, told tem of the queen of the nymphs, of her limitless beauty, her irrestible allure, her pure heart, but no one believed me.   Today i dont even know if it was just a dream. I only know one thing for sure, that on this fateful day i fell in love with a mare i can never be together with, and that i will long for a kiss like the one she gifted to me for my whole life, and that i will never feel something like it again.

 

So amazingly good written... but I have to look up so much words. Shame on me... despite that I r8 8/8.

Guess you could say that they had a "toast" together

You got a good one with this, my dear Sir.

^{Awesome Can practice my german}

And many Thanks to everyone for the heartwarming welcome.

To quote Sweetie Belle:"Nope, Toast!"

Seems like Sunday passed and...

Oh well...

Wuh? Smarties are filled with chocolate. Plain M&Ms are just a copy of Smarties. (Though peanut M&Ms are obviously quite different from Smarties.) Skittles are completely different though - they're chewy, and they contain no chocolate.

Oh really? I thought they look the same so they contain the same.

Seems like I will have to taste the Rainbow.

Let's just say I expected better remixes of already great Music

I never tastet Skittles... I mean I don't see any difference to M&Ms or Smarties so why would I? ^^

I still have to wait for 6 days

Ruby and Saphire were great Games and the Remakes will definitly rock

But what I heard from the Soundtrack doesn't seem as great as I expected it to be... DAMN YOU HYPE TRAIN!!!

Rainbow Dash is the worst! (WOOT?!?), but it's only my opinion so who cares?

You may not know that but here in Germany Rainbow Dash is indeed the Element of Honesty.

The Translators screwed up in the last Episode of the 3rd Season and so Applejack became the Element of Loyalty.

Hey there

Seems like I'm at the right place here

Rarity. Rarity everywhere!

Nice to see so much Rarityfans.

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Rarity

How did you find MLP Forums?: Google knows it all!

How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: My best, latvian Friend told me to watch it.

Hello there everyone. My Name's Lucas, I am from Germany. Most of the times I play Videogames or watch Cartoons.

I'm an adicted Collector for everything I like. There's Merch of it? You can count that I have an eye on it.

What else to say? You should fear my bad jokes. they are groundbreakingly bad. But mostly in German. OC's in the work but sadly I'm a terrible artist. I hope we will have fun as a Community.

(Because it didn't work 5 times in the Preview I will write it here again just to be sure.)

Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Rarity

How did I find MLP Forum: Google

How I became a Fan of MLP: FiM: My best, latvian Friend told me to watch it.

Well seems like it worked after all...