So, any one have any good D&D stories they would like to share? Which version it took place in doesn't matter, as long as it's a good story. I'll try to start.
In a champaign I was in with a group of friends that was new to D&D, let alone DMing, I didn't know what to expect. The day before, we were sent into the forest to kill some ghouls, and was invited to stay the night at an old lady's house. As you would expect, she was the cause of the undead. After a fight, we tie her up, but she kills herself.
Here's where the real story begins. We go into the basement, and we find a Bearded Dragon Shepard with his leg cut off. After a little conversation, we take him home. After we see the empty fields surrounding the home, we become suspicious. He directs us to his room, where we're to wait for him to return with our "reward". After awhile of shuffling, he emerges with a knife. Thinking he's trying to kill us, a member of the party shoots an arrow at his leg, and crits. He doesn't die, but he loses his other leg. His wife emerges, and has the head of a bearded dragon, size and all, and screams. Then a flood of bearded dragons come running out of their bedroom, and we learn the knife was a key to unlock a locked door. We left after that, feeling terrible. There's a story about the pregnant women in our, whose child is going to be a ghost since she got pregnant from a shadow, looking for some drugs, and ends with us killing some hookers, but that's for another day.