Eh, if I must.
Twilight looking pretty smug right now as Pinkie Pie pulls out the part cannon. She's firing up the magic! Look at the confidence draining away from the face of Pinkie Pie. This light show's got her thinking that she should have brought some bigger artillery. Might wanna go back to the party cannon store there, Pinkie. Twilight fires and... NO! Pinkie Pie caught it IN the party cannon! Twilight has set off an explosion of cake frosting and confetti in the ring, and as the dust settles... yep, she's trapped! Pinkie Pie loving it! Just listen to her laugh!
"Hehehe, looks good on ya, Twilight "
Wait, was that a...? Yes! Twilight has just teleported out of the icing and magically seized Pinkie by the tail! She always has a backup plan!
"Funny, I was just thinking the same about you >:D"
Twilight, lifting Pinkie up, and there it is! With her variation on the Angle Slam, that I believe she dubbed the "Pythagorean Slam," Twilight slams Pinkie Pie into her own cake frosting! I tell you, Twilight's been going on all tournament about how she's studied the "Three 'I's" guide to wrestling, "intensity, integrity, and intelligence," and I think I believe it coming from her more than I ever did from Kurt Angle!
Twilight ready to go to work now. She charges Pinkie... and there's the Shining Wizard! Lands it across her face, and Pinkie is still helpless! Twilight now flying into the air... and there's the Shooting Star Press!
Pinkie now trying to lick her way out of her confectionery prison, but Twilight, wasting no time, teleports back into the air for a Shooting Star Leg Drop! Pinkie's tongue shoots out of her mouth, and Maud tags it!
Maud flies across the ring like a bullet, and if you want to see how mad Twilight just made her, don't look at her face; look at the way she's going to work on Twilight now! Maud pummeling Twilight with jackhammer-like blows, and she ads a discus elbow smash there, knocking Twilight into the corner. Spike clearly wants in to rescue her, but no! Maud hits Twilight with the body avalanche before she can make the tag! Twilight didn't quite go down there, but now she stumbles into Maud's waiting hooves, and Maud Rock Bottom's Twilight! Maud going for the pin now... 1... 2... no! Twilight kicks out and teleports away, and referee Ms. Peachbottom signals no pin. (Is she the real referee? I'm not sure.)
Twilight managed to teleport into the corner there, and she's just able to tag Spike. Spike slides into the ring and charges... only to be met with a mule kick that sends him flying right back out! Spike soars out of the ring and nearly crashes into the announcer's booth right next to me! Maud following right behind him now, and I can hear her reciting some of her infamous poetry as she closes in:
"Crushed. You will be crushed. By a rock. Which I am."
Maud thrusts her forearm into Spike's neck, apparently going for a pressure point. Maud's been masterful at finding just the right point to crack ponies all through this tournament, but it doesn't appear to be working on the little dragon, who's meeting her stare now and trying to say some something:
"Thick... scales..."
Ooh! Spike rakes Maud with his claws, and he's bought himself some breathing space! In fact, he seems ready to go, probably looking for some payback for what Maud did to Twilight a minute ago. Maud catches his kick and throws it away... but he spins around and executes the dragon whip! And that's not all! Now he gets her in a full nelson, and there's the dragon suplex! But Maud rolls up to her feet, still not looking all that fazed... she's moving in to retaliate, but Spike... holds up a pebble? Wait, yes! It would appear the crafty dragon managed to pickpocket Maud's pet rock! Now he's holding it up to his mouth...
"One more move, and I'll bite through Boulder like a piece of rock candy! "
It seems Spike has found Maud's soft spot! The gray pony's left eye appears to be watering, ever so slightly. She's not making a move! Pinkie and Twilight both watching now with rapt attention, seemingly in shock at how personal this whole thing has become...