10InTheTardis

Use British sarcasm. 

Quartz would try to accept the offer as casually as she could, though she'd most likely stammer once or twice....or three times. She would also attempt to avoid eye contact to hide her blushing face. Later on, she would berate herself for being so awkward.

 

What would your OC do if they came across a treasure map?

Shamrock would probably find someone capable of, well, anything, and try to find it.

Although, knowing his luck, it's probably just directions to a laundromat or something.

If a package got mailed to their door, containing a strange-looking egg?

Play EVOLVe 

Element of "Yeah, you know who I am."

2? I have no idea

1) I suck at writing

2) I suck at reading

3) I suck at spelling.

*Throws Oxi clean*

Element of 2spooki

I think I'll jump on the "ooBrony is the nicest person ever!" train.

Whoever brohoofs my posts. They so nice me love them long time.

You take them back to Hong Kong?

Since Vermin Supreme is running again...

I wish I was american, and old enough to vote. I would vote for him for sure. Then again, That's the main reason why there IS an minimum age limit.

If I could vote, I would vote for Reggie Fils-aime, for he would be the very best.

His body is ready for change.

The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy. Sarcastically funny, British, Full of partially-credible information, and if you get to the end you get some sexual jokes. 

Well, I think I'd be well off with a cutie mark like that, even though I'm not British.

The moon is completely orange here in Nova Scotia. It looks awesome, I wish I had more than some binoculars to see it.

Actually, in the season 5 finale, all the mane 6 become Donald Trump. Alicorn Donald Trump. And spike is Eric Trump. Everyone is trump in some way, shape or form. All the pets are a different one of Trump's children, and all the background ponies get trump's hair. So, if you count trump as a politician and not a meme, then yes, I suppose they are.

Type 40 in my pants

Well I suppose those pants are... Bigger on the inside.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAH

CSI theme in my pants. Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it.

All star in my pants

I'll make a man out of you in my pants

Medic! in my pants. (Wasn't that on dirty tf2 confessions?) 

More gun in my pants

Wait, I'm gonna do it

I'M gONNA Do IT

Crawling in my skin in my pants

HOLY CRAP

WE HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM EDGY

CELESTIA IS DEAD

THERE IS NO HORSE GOD 

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Safe and sound in my pants

All this time in my pants

The Doctor is Dying in my pants (As long as that isn't literal, and it's the same doctor as it is in the song, I'd be alright with that.    :comeatus:  )

With You in my pants

My way in my pants

Hurt feelings in my pants (Wasn't that an episode of Seinfeld? You know, the one with the lobster and all that?)

New Brae 6 idea:

1: Braeburn, element of hats

2: Braeburn, element of AAAAAAPALOOOSA

3: Braeburn, element of Braeburn

4: Braeburn, element of making everypony gay for Braeburn

5: Braeburn, element of Dance

6: Braeburn, element of Apples

What's it like being undoubtedly the best staff member? Do the other staff feel insignificant knowing they will never live up to your almighty Jericness?

I have a few, "What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?" 

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” 

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problem with just potatoes."

Instantaneous death, moon banishment, 1 on 1 gladiator style duel with a cake fork and intense death-stares are likely possibilities.

Well, I remember when Despicable Me came out, I forget how old I was, but I think it was around grade 5 (Just take 14 and subtract how long ago the movie was made), I remember I watched it, and I didn't even find the minions that funny, I mean, in the commercail they looked like they would be the funniest part, but even as a kid I thought Gru was the only thing that was really funny.

The first annoying fart joke or whatever the minions do was somewhat funny back then, because I was little, but after that, the jokes just kept repeating over and over, and I only really found two "LOL minon moments xDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXX" (Or whatever people call them) funny. I found Gru funny because he looked like some big intimidating guy, and I found it hilarious when he would do something that seemed way out of character, like dancing to the beegees, getting his face painted, whatever.

a while after that, but before the second movie was a thing, I was at a carnival, and I wanted to win some prizes or something, so I went to the basketball game (Well, if you'd call that basketball), and I assumed I would be good at it since I play basketball, but when I won, I think I got enough for a small plushie, they were almost all minions, I had no idea why they were there, since I hadn't heard anything about the movie for months, so I didn't want any of them, so I just picked a bunch of smaller prizes (Kazoos, Rubber Balls, fake glasses, stuff like that).

The second movie was terrible, and I don't even want to see a single clip from the minion movie, or I might get brain cancer.

Well, I honestly don't even know what kind of music I like anymore, I've made so many ironic "Mad this song is the best" jokes I forgot what songs I like unironically. Soon everything I do will be ironically, and no one will be able to tell, and they'll think I actually act like that, and then, the cycle repeats. My body dissolves into a pile of smash mouth, if I try to speak, I end up acting darude, If I try to stand, I cannot, I am never gonna stand up, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

I try to stop, but I can't, I am the dancing queen, and it's time to slam now, we've got a real jam going down. 

Speaking of which, here are the "Jams", not raspberry or anything like that, I mean music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge48LitXsUw

And I'm just going to put the theme song from my favourite anime, because it's a really good song and I recommend you check out the show as well, especially if you like anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hINPxQqb6fg

Actually, now that I think about it, a topic probably would be better, so that I'm not spamming up the New blog entries thing. I suppose it isn't much different from a normal ask topic...

Well, I'll go make it when I'm done lunch, if anyone thinks it's a bad idea, and that I'm stupid, you'd better do so soon, otherwise I'll be the only one I know who thinks that.

I have an idea that's been floating around in my head for a while, you know, bouncing around, re-arranging furniture, ect. Anyways, it's about making an ask blog on mlp forums. I mean, the website just seems to be set up perfectly for it, we have a fairly big community, and with the recent posts thing on the front page, it's almost guaranteed to get noticed. At first I thought a topic would be the best place to put it, but then I realised, the best place would be, unsurprisingly, a blog

I know there are ask a pony threads, but I mean for a story-based ask blog, with pictures and such.

I Main Pyro, Engie, And Medic.

Why I play Pyro: I can't aim, so I'll just burn everything instead.

Why I play Engie: I can't aim, so I'll make something else aim for me.

Why I play Medic: I can't aim, so I'll get someone else to aim for me.

Hmm, that's though...

Maybe I'd send a letter to Lyra, with anatomically correct drawings of humans, including the placements of organs and whatnot, how humans live, and then a human book, so she can see a little more about humans, maybe Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Then again, if I send her a science fiction, she might think humans can travel large distances through space, and the reason why we're gone is because the Earth blew up, or worst of all, she might get a weird obsession with digital watches.