Contrary to popular belief, Eskimos do not have one hundred words for "snow".
They do, however, have two hundred fifty three different words for "fudge".
Granted. He stays up all hours playing Hardcore Death Polka loud enough go rattle windows.
I wish I could eat as much junk food as I wanted with no repercussions.
That depends on one question: Can I hear the narraration or no.
If I can hear the narraration, then Emily Blunt.
if I can't hear the narraration, Gilbert Gottfried.