Captain Salty Scribbles

Let me speak fRom my heaRt, fRiends.

FRom motheR Russia, land of haЯd and loud R.

You're scaring me. Nothing personal, just I have dragonophobia.

Right question is "If you were to go to Equestria would you want to stay a human or be changeling?".

But, to be honest, I'd prefer to be a pony, cus is comfortable to be a pony in da world of ponies. And I'd be interested to use unicorn magic.

Who needs reasons? I have ponies and vitamins. Seriously.

Listen to me. Never try explain what is MLP to mom or your girl, if you do not want to ruin relationships. It makes worse only.
Bye merch and hide it, like me.
Believe me, I'm changeling.

My acquaintance with li'l horses began from "Friendship is Witchcraft" series. But I thought, that I'm watching original show, and get that I'm strongly wrong only when Twilight and her brother have married.
I was very confused.

I hope, in next season will be much references to brony culture, like DJ Pon3 in EG.

Also, I think, some old characters (maybe Chrysalis or Great-and-Powerful) will be presented in new light.

I'm looking somepony, enough patient to help me improve my English skills. Native English speakers are prefered.
You can discussing with me any weird stuff, from social model of Cloudsdale to physics of liquids. Who knows, maybe I will be interesting interlocutor.

Skype: awsomoza