1. I wake up and find that Daring Do has tied me to her bed.
Hmm... kinky. What would my wife say, though?
2. I bake cupcakes with Shining Armor.
I bet it goes as one would expect... the fire was HIS fault, I swear!
3. Me and Diamond Tiara become best friends.
My wife might disagree, because... well, you'll see who she is in a second.
4. I participate in the Running of the Leaves with Doctor Whooves.
I guess for science?
5. My pet pony is Braeburn.
I... don't know what to say about this one. Free apples, perhaps?
6. I am married to Scootaloo.
She becomes a teacher for the School of Friendship (And a tutor) in the future, so I guess that's a win in my book. Plus she's skilled at scooters. I had a scooter growing up... it was fun.
7. Scootaloo has plans with me.
My wife has plans for me... gulp. (For all I know, her plans might involve getting Daring Do and herself to tie me to HER bed for... reasons.)
8. Trick or Treat with Lyra.
Because who could say "no" to free candy, and a chance to chill with the resident Human?
9. I dress up as Rainbow Dash for 10 days because she and I tried to get cider and they were out, then Zecora brewed me up a potion.
Either I was drugged, or the plans my wife had involved forcing me to wear one of her Rainbow Dash Fanclub Outfits, then drugged me to like wearing it, only for Zecora to provide the cure via a potion... yeah, that makes sense!
