SpikusFyre

By a single element.

Woohoo there are only 3 unclaimed elements.

"Oh great one of the victi-I MEAN competitors is a complete and total moron. On the one hand he will be interesting to watch on the other he doesn't seem to really posses anything other than being a cyborg and possibly magic seeing as he has the horn... I'm thinking out loud again aren't I? I hate it when I do that." Said Spike as he sitting up on the couch and creating a floating TV and console to play games while waiting for the fight.

He's actually currently being overhauled but I'll still use this version for the one RP if he comes out much differently. Oh and don't call him Spikey >:V

Not going to lie it's almost like I've forgotten how to smile as I can't even smile naturally let alone forcing a smile.

BURNED Because we're out of the lemons needed to make apple pies of any variety.

Yay wrath! It's my favorite of the seven deadly sins. Probably not a good thing but when you basically are the human embodiment of it for several years you kind of get attached though I'm not nearly as wrathful now as I used to be at the end of last year. Which coincidentally was just before January of this year which was the first month I watched ponies... Hmm... No connection here at all. Nope.

"Here I was thinking I was the biggest jerkwad you'd ever see..." He shook his head and shrugged following after the alicorn. {What the f*** are the Elements of Disharmony? I guess they're probably the opposite of the Elements of Harmony seeing as how the prefix 'dis" is in the title. So which one does that make me?... Cruelty definitely cruelty seeing as how I'm basically the opposite of kind. Ah s*** that means I actually have to deal with other ponies.}

Do you mean wrath because that's kind of the joke I've been making the whole time? Or do you mean something else and I just have no idea what it is? No but really though don't call me Spikey it's just demeaning...

"Easy their tiger it's gonna take more than that to dent me... even though I technically can't be dented because of how this armor was made and what it was made from but I digress... Nice battle scars by the way. I don't scar seeing as I don't really have flesh when I fight with full strength amongst other reasons." He continued just lying on the sofa he made drinking the milkshake refilling it every time he ran out.

Don't you ever EVER call me Spikey again! As a side note how can you not just feel the coincidences.

So let me get this straight. Both the elements of kindness and cruelty which are opposites of each other. Are Pegasi with a fire motif and not only that they also have opposing color palettes with one being bright and red while the other is darker and blue. THE COINCIDENCES ARE TOO STRONG WITH THIS ONE!

I like how chill I'm being despite being sent to fight to the death. I even have a milkshake.

BURNED Now you're a... FIRE FOX! Ha! Nailed it!

"A. I can't die permanently gods and demonic gods have literally been trying for billions of years even exploding multiple dimensions in the process. B. You act like spikes impress the guy whom is literally made of them. C. Really only five scythes? I am disappoint. D. I have absolutely no idea who discord is as I'm certainly not where any of you are from seeing are you are all equines while I am bipedal and humanoid. E. You seem to be doing a fair bit of underestimating yourself." He twitched his hand creating a sofa for him to lay on. He lay down upon it suddenly having sunglasses and a Hawaiian vacation shirt on. He snapped his fingers twice more for the sword to vanish and for it to be replaced by a milkshake. "You seem kind of tense why not relax a bit before we have to start attacking each other. Like I said I can't die permanently so even IF I somehow end up losing it's not like I'll stop existing. I'll just reconstitute myself when I feel like it."

SOAKED Why not both? More like why not ALL the elements!

"Oh so it's not just the cyborg and I then and there are actually 4 of us. Well this is going to be a lot more interesting then." He looked at the knife that the dark blue alicorn was sharpening and began rolling on the floor laughing. "You HAHAHAHA call that HAHAHAHA a weapon HAHAHAHAHA!" Spike calmed himself down and stood back up. "This... Is what you call a weapon." He snapped the fingers in his right hand producing a colossal sword that was more than three times bigger than he was. "I may not use it very often but it does do a good job with obliterating things in half. I would say cutting but with how big this thing is it doesn't cut so much as break. This is what I really use most of the time." He snapped his fingers again and the monstrous blade vanished as quickly as it appeared followed quickly by another snap producing a much smaller sword with a blue blade. "Sometimes I call it Steve other times I just call it the-one-that-burns-things-as-it-cuts but you can call it the Figaran Blade like those boring people did in that one dimension."

I just realized that I'm the only one in the first round that has any form of hands at all and is bipedal.

ZAPPED I felt like using lightning instead of fire this time.

Oh boy three crazy people on the same thread. I wonder how fast it's gonna explode.

"You do realize the fights haven't even started yet right?" Said Spikus as he moved out of the way almost instantaneously. "So I assume that you're the mortal I'm slaughtering?" He rolled his eyes. "So what can you do other than be a robot? I like knowing that way I can taunt better. Makes it more fun for me."

If you've lived through one armageddon you've seen them all.

Spikus' eyes followed the alicorn as he flew up listening as he spoke. "Fine I guess, but I'm not going to be happy about it." He spread his wings and flew up to follow the alicorn. {Well looks like something interesting is actually going to happen for once and I'm going to be right in the middle of it.} he though to himself.