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You also have forgone mention of the fact you are not inclined to say very much. But nevermind, you seem like fun. Fun and alcoholic. Welcome to the home of many a creature. Just be careful, there be bat winged creatures that walk on four legs! I done seen me one, they got nasty, gnashing teeth. Smell real nice too, depends on their colour. Most just smell like purple, or yellow. A couple smell like green. But those ones are kinda rare. Welcome again. Also, is there a user called Google? Because I've just chekced the viewer lsit, and it says there's two, and that there's someone called Google (1) right next to my name. Now either i'm seeing things, or it's just how the site works. Either way, I'm a fuzzy snow ball. That's not funny, Here's some music to cover the expenses of that bland joke;

G'mornin', afternoon here, but honestly there's always morning somewhere. Although I must admit, you sound a lot like someone I know. Is that you Fritz? Nah, he doesn't like horses. You like writing? Ever have a moment of brilliance where it all just, clicked? Those are fun moments. Also, can't help but notice you've said you're a fallout equestria fan, tis such a shame. I would have thought you a gypsy bard. I still find myself hilarious. Welcome to the site, you're gonna have fun here.

*Confused* "Why'd d'you?" *Sighs* "Gonna walk away now."

Green Light. *Drives*

All I expect from friendship is to get a hug... Really, I'm serious, if someone lets me hug them. I declare them a friend. If someone asks me for a hug, I will let them. Because friendship is not technicalities, in this day and age, its bare similarities. Half the time when i want to make a friend, i just talk. Eventually i come off as either smart or something bad, and then i'm either friends with them, or not. Simple as that. Listen to The Animals. Do it. You Don't want to sell me deathsticks, you want to go home and rethink your life.

And a Hearty Rock on to you to, Welcome to the house of the Rising sun. But in honesty, Did you really need to wait? Nah, don't answer that. Enjoy my humour. (Can't help it. I HAVE to do this joke for myself.)

I'm thinking of how to utilize my Ork Jetpackers to take down the Imperum menace that has infested my planet, the Tau have also come along for the party, along with necrons, They all seem to know pretty well what they're doing. So i need to find a way to get rid of one before they mount an attack on me. Or i'll have to pray to my gods that they attack one another first.

The Cerberus Light That sounds like an epic tail.

Communism (or if you aren't happy with that) Communist

Stave off boredom and tiredness, I eventually failed. Now, since they're the only things I've got in stock, I'm eating cookies and drinking milk. No shit, I'm really doing that. Cookies, Milk and the Internet, only thing that could make my day brighter is having Pinkie Pie suddenly appear and be... Pinkietastic... Something that Pinkie would say... Now, who wants to buy some weed?

Witchcraft

Hey, yo, hi, Name's Lightbulb, Enjoy your stay here at Casa De La MLPForums. It's good to see that we have another brick in this wall.

Anxiety and Depression, take the pills, otherwise it'll get to you. Heh, that's actually funny that i hear it now. Through my life i've figured that, in this day and age, there are three things that are gonna get to you. And then there one of three things that'll kill you. You've been having what's gonna get me. Anyway, enough doom and gloom. Welcome to MLPForums, enjoy the people, enjoy the cider and the muffins and the ponies. Listen to the music and just love life. I'm gonna shift into my bed and lay down for a minute. Gonna turn to god for a minute. Then I'll come back to you. Merry Christmas (Even though it's late) and have a happy new year. God know people are gonna need it.

The whole 'she made the doll just for her' throws the rope a bit short. If your trying to be original, something like, lost and found would help.

In a basic sense, I overwork with Critique. I'm meaning, even if you want to stick your two bob close to the money. You should shy away from the treasure trove. Because ther- actually that might be confusing you. What i was saying was, in the sense of originality was, spelling mistakes aside, to keep a distance from the main cast. Yes, I've even got a few character here on my computer that have had an interaction with them. But none of them thoroughly know the main cast. Side characters are forgivable, but the main character area is a bit too close/ So basically what i meant was basically what you've said. Basically. Basic. In Basic. I'm gonna stop now.

Okay *Burp* Before I'm Sick, Let's Do This, Just So You Know, I Point Out Everything, and when I'm Critisizing, I'm a full on ass... Keep That in Mind; The Whole Ponyville Thing's A bit worn buddy, really it is, and, i'll have to say i think you rushed it, but you misspelled In, and Grew, you also forgot to put up. Middle Class though not poor, not rich, we're getting somewhere. Small Boutique, what i would've done is put the name after a comma, and the word, named. (Sorry, but i did warn you), also, i see you have a tendency to say 'Mom' rather than Mother. Design skill, Dresses, yeah at least its as original as we can really get. Next! Spontanious trip? Nah, splainitomelucy, Don't worry though, its a mistake. If you want I'll just blather out what i would have done, save us all a lot of time, and me a lot of hate speech. Main six in Childhood? We could do that, or, just hear me out, or we could. Not have that meeting. Violet Began to Talk with the unicorn, make friends with the unicorn. Hey, how about i just read over the whole thing, and rather than critisizing I edit and reformat the thing? I've done it for, i think, four people so far? They seem happy about it. With this much material, I could just shift this there, and that here, and then you'd have a perfectly spelt and edited piece. Would you mind? Admittedly I might rub some of my own unique tarnishes on your piece. But otherwise I can just CTRL+C CTRL+V and edit it out for you, then send it to you in a PM. All wrapped and with a nice bow. How's that sound? I can make you twice as original and you won't even have to credit me. I'd most likely work over her powers too, I won't take your OC, and i won't change what you don't want changed.

Same as I'm doing now, Eating Carbohydrates, Hydrating, Banging my head against my desk every few moments, and surfing the internet. You?

8.5/10 Just Cause I can.

I actually don't celebrate christmas, well i do, but, because i get every jewish holiday off (They're the only time me and my family aren't doing anything) I don't get the pageon ones off. apart from halloween. That time of year, on the day, i actually get kicked out of the office by security if i don't leave before seven. My life is interesting. My life is interesting indeed. Anybody here notice how in starwars seven, the jedi uses a form of dark-side technique against the sith, who seems to use light side sabre techniques?

Granted, But you can no longer use computers. I wish to become a space marine in reality.

I Believe In The Imperium! (Hey, Ricky just sent me a text, didn't even know he had my number still.) Who Here Know Someone Called Ricky, Other Than Me?

Probably 9/10. I dunno, if i don't see you on a lot of the forums i see I'll just guess. What about me? How many people know Lightbulb, the eccentric [Redacted} who comes here every few [Redacted]?

Samurai. I don't understand the question (Looks away Sheepishly) Do you Believe? (Trying to start something, just got along with it)

*Growls* No, no you are not, would you like to see every record I own? Or Every Casset Tape? I've got more Drix than I believe most people have. I've got so many records, (In fact), that I may very well have more than half of Hendrix's works. But, i will not uphold that with evidence. I've seen what people can do to images, and i've seen how people pick it to pieces. A statment is good enough in my books. Also, now i'm thinking the lyrics to Africa, by Toto.

Oh, Before I Forget, The Picture of me in the black Space Marine suit. The suit's eyes actually glow red, and the backpack is a battery which actually allows it to make some pretty damn cool noises. Me and my RL friends are massive children, we're all over five foot five, and we're children in men's bodies. Also, wow, i got a steam notice that a poniverse event was starting.