Alexshy

14 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

Um, pretty sure she did. If anything the "Librarian" was tutoring you.

*laughs* A couple of things! Life isn't ONLY frienship and stuff.

Besides, she still can't comprehend chess arrant

14 hours ago, SharpWit said:

That's rather sad. Perhaps we could act as a positive role model, provide a little enlightenment through the darkness after we beat you into submission!

YEEEAAAH!!!

14 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

Trying to beat us is like consuming more than a wildfire. Drinking the ocean of it's water. Halting the march of time. And trying to outrun death, the eventual winner of all races.

There are things that not even gods can do. Defeating us and our righteous cause is one of them. 

Words, words, pretentious loud words only... If 't be true your battle spirit is the same, we pity you, that shan't prevent us from steamrolling you though.

14 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

Besides, each member of your team has lost more battles than our entire team put together. 

The foal in the cradlle didn't fall once... Good luck, at which hour we shake you out and you need to actually walk.

14 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

Truth hurts. But don't worry. You'll forget all about that pain after we're finished with you. 

Thou shan't feel any pain forsooth - afterlife is painless

12 hours ago, SharpWit said:

As the saying goes, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. We might not have gotten a bullseye yet but we're well on our way. And your lesson shall be bearing witness to your own destruction when we bring the battle to you.

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12 hours ago, SharpWit said:

That's not even fun wordplay.

The first sign of losing it, mine friend. The losers always start using personal inults, becoming limp in their knees *winks*

12 hours ago, SharpWit said:

You're right. We're not going to win. We're going to make you look like a fool and decimate the competition. Then we'll win.

The truth hath been doubled!!!

12 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

Any fine archer or marks-mare would disagree. It's a nice saying on paper, but a waste of ammo in practice. Why waste a million arrows, when one well placed, well timed shot can get the job done? you can refuse to shoot as long as you want and get called out for it. As long as when you finally do take aim, it counts. 

But timing and finesse aren't things a bunch of lunatics would understand. Of course you would rush head long into battle, ranting and raving about destruction and conquest.

Your ideas of strategy and end games are about as dated as you are.  

Good luck... snipers *chuckles* Life differeth a zilch from computer games (with cheats).

That being said, we have a multitude of more dignified duties, than exchanging nefarious personal insults; henceforth we aim at the tasks of honour, not futile chatter hither.

See your team... under our hooves anon.

1. Those were pure insinuations.

2. Thou seest only the top of the proverbial iceberg. Not only sis tutored the named "librarian".

3. Jumping from topic to topic, eh?

33 minutes ago, Denim&Venom said:

Sure why not? It helped her protect an entire empire.

Now there's a sport you haven't exactly excelled at. 

I prefer more effective means... with more air control *chuckles*

Which sport in exactly? Alicorn launching? *giggles ruffianly*

*looks at the unfurling... foalishness with one eyebrow arched* Oh... Bringeth back memories of Canterlot School *giggles* But for the "2nd best princess" thou shall definitely suffer

8 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

*Whispers* It's not that big of a deal. 

Whom for? Thither is a certain difference...

On 8/21/2018 at 2:48 AM, Denim&Venom said:

The Moon vs Las Pegasus Sin City United

Ye may dream, but...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WE SHALL CRUSH Y'ALL!!!