@The_Gobo Banned for no longer being a slime. What happened to my wonderful lunch? A Royal Guard is not evil.
@Arid_Blitz Banned for doing my part time job.
Hmm ... I wou- *Wack* (gets smacked by wife) Well, I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. AGAIN.
Just kidding. I would still be sleeping on the couch though.