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  1. Phirun Natela
    The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.
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    The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
  3. Phirun Natela
    She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes.
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    Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.
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    Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
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    She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night. I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.
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    He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
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    Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over. The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world. She did her best to help him.
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    The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.
  10. Phirun Natela
    When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
  11. Phirun Natela
    I’m working on a sweet potato farm. Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today.
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    Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
  13. Phirun Natela
    She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
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    He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
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    Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history.
  16. Phirun Natela
    It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
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    He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.
  18. Phirun Natela
    One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.
  19. Phirun Natela
    Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day.
  20. Phirun Natela
    The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.
  21. Phirun Natela
    He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense for a snake.
  22. Phirun Natela
    The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
  23. Phirun Natela
    Today I heard something new and unmemorable.
  24. Phirun Natela
    I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
  25. Phirun Natela
    Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.
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