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How I Met Your Mother (often abbreviated to HIMYM) is an American sitcom that originally aired on CBS from September 19, 2005 to March 31, 2014. The series follows the main character, Ted Mosby, and his group of friends in Manhattan. As a framing device, Ted, in the year 2030, recounts to his son and daughter the events that led him to meeting their mother.  God has fallen and he can't get up. The atomic bomb made rice crispies before Kellogg's did. Ring a bell? SCARED YET? How's your nan's heart problem? If your confused at the given moment, please seek help, because this is only going to get worse. Is your joke still funny? There is no exact information regarding the origins of cheese. Archaeological studies have shown that the origin of cheese dates back to as far as 6000 B.C. Studies also show (GOD IS DEAD) that during that era, cheese was made from cow's milk, and goat's in Mesopotamia. All i'm saying is, TheLegend27 is confirmed for smash, which proves that the earth is flat. MYTH BUSTED BOYS. Fact: the holocaust did not happen. Mmm, multi-cock futa. This is how i know there is no god. (vomiting) If there were a truly benevolent and all-powerful god, this world would be a paradise where we were all multi-cocked futanari spending our days fucking each other. (the Pentagon is is a circle!) If there really was a god my dick would be bigger. Check the facts on that one Einstein. oooo, OOOOO, ah e ah ah, ahh ee ahh oo JEWS (I WANT TO DIE) ahh eee oooo oooo aah, eee, eee (KILL MEEEE) Soap is not a gender! Han Solo dies. The Zika virus is proven to be just a myth. We should just deport Alaska and get to understanding that shampoo is really just a rare disease. I identify as a toaster, personally, and would really appreciate it if everyone backed the fuck off. (i toast pussy bitch) OK, do NOT assume my species. I unsubscribed from Cyranek on December 13, 2016. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Am i retarded? -tarded? -tordid? -74rd3d? WHERE ARE MY LEGS!?!?! Peanut butter is a food paste or spread made from ground dry roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners or emulsifiers. Peanut butter is popular in many countries. The United States is a leading exporter of peanut butter and itself consumes $800 million of peanut butter annually. When i see the sky, snails. Tupac was killed by Suge Night. What the fuck is osmosis? Bee Movie is a 2007 American computer animated comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures. Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner, the film stars Jerry Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger, with Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton, John Goodman and Chris Rock in supporting roles. Its story follows Barry B. Benson, a honey bee who sues the human race for exploiting bees after learning from his florist friend Vanessa that humans sell and consume honey. ok? Boiled eggs are just giant sperm! deus vult