Narcissus

I think I skipped more school than I attended. As soon as my dad drove me to the front door, I stalled until he was out of sight and took off. The teachers contacted my dad many times over my attendance issues, and eventually he just saw the inevitable and home schooled me. At least that way I actually got an education instead of just goofing off all the time. At home I learned a lot and was much better off than attending the Indoctrination Camp school, which was less concerned about my education than the fact I was ditching school and defying them. 

I like a special homemade sauce made from a small amoumt of Kraft Sandwish Spread mixed with mayo, with chopped onions and pickles. It's one sauce that covers every need. 

I have recurring dreams of being in what looks like some eastern European town. I've dreamed of this place so many times I know every inch of it. I know which buildings have the most and best bathrooms, I know every store inside and out. I know which buildings need maintenance or a paint job, and which doors are open or locked. The only place I've never been is my own home, assuming I have one there. 

I deliberately sing off-key. I'm a decent singer and my family always tries to get me to sing, so I sing bad on purpose just to shut them up, which usually annoys them. 

My name is Natalie. On the surface it sounds a little fancy for me, but for some reason it works and I like it. It means 'Born at Christmastime' and I like that connotation. 

I've been in more fights than I can remember. I'd much rather say it with my fists than mince words with someone I really prefer to punch anyway. 

I don't sleep with plush. I snuggle up with an old blanket I've had since I was a baby and that's all. I have some plushies that my cousin made for me, but I keep those in a safe place so they don't get mangled in my bed. 

I don't befriend or even acknowledge my neighbors. It's really for the best. I'm not a warm and fuzzy personaliy so I avoid human contact as a general rule. Better for them, better for me. 

Mine was my dad’s ‘camp burgers.’ He flame broiled them over at a place we used to camp and they were unlike any burger before or since. He’s not a gourmet by any means, but those burgers were works of art.

I found a $20 bill in the Walmart parking lot. It was rolled up like a cigarette and flattened. But I could see the '20' on it and knew that was a keeper. 

I rarely think of celebs as anyone I'd want to befriend. Whenever I start to like one of them I hear something about them, or they say or do something that changes my mind. But just for the sake of this thread, I'll go with a safe bet, Fred Rogers (assuming this is a generalized question and I could pick someone no longer with us).

I spent most of the day disinfecting the apartment. My cousin/roomate is sick and I'm trying to stop the spread of germs to others. 

I like my steak well done. Burnt is best. I like the crispy texture and charcoal flavoring.  

I’m extremely blunt. I say it exactly as I see it and I don’t really care who makes anything out of it. It’s probably why my friends are very few, which is just how I like it. 

I'd give up cheese. I need a little sweetness in my life and cheese is just sort of a background food. Most of my favorite dished have no cheese in them. So I'm keeping my chocolate and will defend it to the death. 

Anything that includes cursing or any form of abuse is worthless and only shows what the person posting the comment is worth as a human being. No one is forcing anyone to watch these videos, so they should keep their criticisms to themselves unless it's constructive and civil. No one should post any comment they wouldn't be willing to say to the face of the person they're addressing. Anything less is cowardess. 

I get rid of it as fast as I can. Customizing is the only thing that makes computers palatable, so a new desktop screen is one of the first things to go in. I don't even have a computer of my own, but I constantly change the desktop screen on my borrowed computer anyway. The actual owner of the computer can change it back to butterflies and cartoons when I give it back to her.  

I think the Fantastic Beasts movies are a bit overlong and stuffed with too much of the magic-users vs mudbloods subtext. JK Rowling has been pushing that contrived storyline since the later Harry Potters and it's pretty lame. It's boring and overused. The Harry Potters are much more entertaining and better adapted. I don't like the cast or characters of Fantastic Beasts either.

I sometimes turn it on to see if there's anything I can sing along with. But modern music isn't my kind of stuff so i don't know enough of it to sing along with. I'm happier with my own playlists, which are loaded with stuff that will never be heard on the radio.  

No company that big, with all the money and influence they have, is ever going to go under, no matter how rotten they are or how many people they screw. We've seen it before; money equals monopoly equals doing anything they want without restriction. 

Law? Morality? Decency? What are those? 

My cousin was playing this today and it's been stuck in my head ever since. Cool song though so I don't mind.

This kind is easy on the hands and doesn’t take batteries but they’re prone to squirming and make it very difficult to navigate. 

For me, fictional characters are often more real to me than real people. So yeah, I feel for them deeply. 

I can't remember offhand. It's just as if the ponies were always there. I'd rather not remember a world with them anyway. It wouldn't count. 

Twilight would probably have a high opinion since she tends to see the best in everyone whenever possible and has that whole Princess of Friendship thing going on.

Rainbow would probably have a lower opinion because she'd see humans as unworthy of her time and abilities.