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3 minutes ago, Hierok said:
Banned because it is. :3
Banned because IT'S LITTERALLY SHIT!
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Just now, Hierok said:
Banned because everything is art, as long it had a title, or a price.
banned because by that logic the following image is art...
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Just now, Ragland Tiger said:
All the better to stare at you with, Dearie...
WOW! MY FUR IS MOVIN'!
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Just now, Tricky42 said:
Water! I am trying to go a full year with only water
No-pony could do that, Not even ponies in Equestria
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I'm drinkin' tea (I know, Please forgive me William Wallace)
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8 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:
I would poke the bear o3o
I'd give the slime to my sister
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Just now, The_Gobo said:
Robust
Slime
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Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:
Exhausted from all the fun I had at the Magic Kingdom yesterday.
Sorry but I don't want you changing form into me to steal my waifu's love
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Just now, The_Gobo said:
Incorrect
*facepalm*
Facepalmer
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5 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:
Busy trying to find my lost bears D:
Busy trying to find Lyra
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Just now, The_Gobo said:
Jailed for shooting up the parking lot
o3o
Gulag for being smooze and taking over the body and mind of your host (Lyra)
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Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:
With permission, I'd as a Changeling would take on the appearance and voice of Twilight Sparkle if he misses her.
Can changelings change genders?
I don't really know, but not anythin' dodgy due to his avatar bein' a building
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9 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:
Excessive :/
Hater-of-most-things-I-say
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1 minute ago, Fixedys said:
P-Please get out of my bed..
I think you would prefer Lyra's, HAIRLESS MONKEY!
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3 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:
I'd tell them to take a break for a while o3o
I'd get salt (what? it works with snails and they are mostly just slime)
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11 minutes ago, KillerKingBakudan said:
The princesses decide to have another friendship festival. The Storm King's death has convinced every pony that nothing can possibly go wrong with this one.
But it all goes to shit anyway. You've been invited to Canterlot, and upon arriving, you immediately discover that all the ponies at the festival have vanished. What you find instead is a portal. You figure you might as well step in; you're the only human there, so for all you know, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash could be setting up some elaborate prank with a nice surprise at the end.
On the other side of the portal, you find yourself in an arcade. And at the center is a claw machine.
Filled with pony plushes. All of which bare a remarkably similar likeness to the ponies you've been wanting to visit.
In all serious, there are no duplicates as you see here. There's only one plush representing each and every pony from Equestria that you can name. In addition, you notice what appears to be an even mix of NON-pony plushes, including characters from Nintendo properties, Disney characters, Hatchimals, and other creatures you've never even heard of.It doesn't take long before you hear a mysterious voice addressing you over the arcade's intercom. The voice explains that the plushes you see in the machine in fact ARE your pony friends from Canterlot. This asshole has apparently cast a spell to abduct them all, turn them into toys and imprison them in this machine for you to rescue.... with your rather limited cash on hand. Once a pony has been removed from the pile and deposited into the prize shoot, she will revert back to her normal, conscious pony self.
At first, you respond in anger and attempt to break the glass. But it's protected by a force field. Nothing you do to the machine will work. You even try to reach into the machine from the prize shoot to grab a pony, but each time you do, you get a brief electrical shock. You then hear the voice threaten to have you arrested if you continue to try damaging his property or stealing the prizes. So it's clear that you'll only be able to save just a handful of ponies at most.
The voice also states that the arcade will be closing in ten minutes. Once those minutes are up, you'll be teleported right back to Equestria along with any ponies you've rescued.
With so many non-pony plushes taking up space in the machine, it won't be an easy task. You've only got $5 to work with. And some of the most powerful ponies have been strategically placed in hard to reach positions. It seems like it would take at least one dollar for the claw to nab some of them.
Which ponies do you try to save?So I've got around 20 plays, If I could get 2 on each play, that equals 40 ponies,
I save the princesses, the mane 6, Shining Armour, Starlight, Discord, Trixie, Derpy, The Cake Family and 32 other Ponies
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3 hours ago, Wannabrony said:
I'm feeling... Insane. I just had some mood swings, talked to myself in three different voices, and slapped myself multiple times in the face. I think I'm at Lesson Zero status.
You seem tense, want to talk about it **squee**
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**goes outside of Twi's castle and sings the song that will be below this line of text**
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Just now, TigerGeekGuy said:
Ponk.
Adorkablely-sexy
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Just now, TigerGeekGuy said:
Steal their ramen. >:3
You can guess, fair amount I can't say on a PG-13 fourm
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I'll leave this one of my waifu...
I want to tickle and snuggle Twilight, PISS OFF ANON, YOU WAIFU STEALING BASTARD
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VIVA EL FLUTTERBAT!!!
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Just now, King of Canterlot said:
I did, I think it crashed for me about 3 separate times within the hour
Anyone else?
me, 2wice!
same?
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OK I'LL STOP when anypony can see me
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The Banned Game
in Forum Games
Banned because there wasn't enough profanity and synonyms of useless on the post!