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    What is your sexuality ?

    in General Discussion

    That logic, it is perfect in every aspect, and as such, I have no possible rebuttal and therefore am changing my views to anti-gay marriage. Clearly allowing it would be the worst possible action possible, and will result in the extinction of humanity. Thank you for the insightful points good sir.

    You are a genius, score for gay rights! Reducio ad absurdum ad absurdum ad absurdum ad absurdum...

     

    Yes, it is perfect, isn't it? No one can argue with this logic, can they? No problem, I thought I'd share the insight of the world with you.

    What is your sexuality ?

    in General Discussion

    Fine everyone. I agree with you... here is a list of 12 reasons gays shouldn't marry:

     

     

    1. Homosexuality isn’t natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

    2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world clearly needs more children.

    3. Gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

    5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

    6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

    7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

    8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

    11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms, because we haven’t adapted to things like cars or longer life spans.

    12. Civil unions (providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name) are better, because a “separate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

     

    Thank you.

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