Lights Action

Wh-What? No...I mean Yes...You know what? I think it's you to decide. 
Doc...My family says I hallucinate...
 

Sure...Well, if I could physically hug her. Can I hug you?

*Blushes* Aw...But I'm not into ponies, sorry. B-But I can offer you a cup of tea as consolation.

Don't do work, of course!
Doc, I feel I'm not real at all. And I still don't know why I look like that green boy above me....

Never seen it.
LEAST favorite thing about MLP FiM?

He's pretty strong looking...I'd say about a 50% chance.

4 minutes ago, RulesofRarity said:

Jailed for drinking too much cider.

I don't drink alcohol. I may have in the past, but that's behind me...
Jailed for....

I thought Roger was the only paranormal entity in my house....Roger, have you been inviting other spirits over without my permission?

Years ago 0_0 I can't even count.
Last time you wore a dress.

Jailed for corrupting innocent peoples minds with your alien...Goo...

As long as I'm sure I'm not hugging anyone while I'm...Intoxicated. 
In your years as a fanboy/girl/other, have you ever created any OCs or Fanfictions you've regretted.

The element of Gorgeous

Bluntly. Not quite casino grade yet, but yes, I can shuffle.
TPAM is of mostly English descent. 

"YEES! Time to reveal my next evil plan...." 

"Give to ZIIIIM...."

Of course. *Hugs and pets*

My one and only Godfather.
Dogs, cats, tacos or cheese?

Don't worry. I can arrange that. Oh, I gotta go cook a slow cook dinner. Here's my assistant. They'll sort you out perfectly. *Places Avatar character on the lounge chair, then proceeds to walk out and lock all doors*

Doctor, I can't stick to my diet due to emotional problems.

7 hours ago, TBD said:

It burns!

Why are you so mean? Is there something wrong with me?

Banned for being evil. 

I'm here because this is my bed. 
Do you want to stay here?

*Sighs in corner* Stimpy.

Your favorite conspiracy theory. 

The element of Bold Palettes (for changelings) 

Eh?

Roughly 16 water clocks ago.
Last time you flew to the moon to visit your robot oven cousin-sister?