Dust-Shot

Imagune if Twilight, RD, Flutters, Derpy and Discord drank a potion and became one. I'm top notch smarty-pantscompared to other people I know, I got in trouble many times because of me being risky, I can be very shy, unpredictable always, and a muffin-lovin' derpy person! That's me!

Ahem... Excuse me? Yes, the US was supplying munitions and such, but they've been gone from the big European war theatre for a big part of the war nuking Japan. Russia did most with Germany and Italy with with Brittain in second and the US being estimated by me in 3-4. The US did not win. The allies won. It was a coordinated effort made by all countries. I would choose pegasi if we had modern weapons and tactics AKA guns. A sniper on a cloud would do a great deal, a flying heavy machine gun would do some too and the bombers would do a lot too. In what we are lacking in we can compensate trough mechanics. If there is only medieval stuff, I choose the unicorns for compensating trough magic. A teleported could teleport food and for the pegasi they could bring food in flight. And I doubt a tree could grow that fast and remain alive, not in the heat of battle. THAT RIGHT THERE is how Equestrian military should be made!

I will write a fanfiction on this, tough it has been done many times. I would explode of happines. Probably trip I my hooves trying to get up, look smiling at everything, have little sorrow for the steak and get a plan for my new life. Second, I would check if I know to fly. Good. Then I'd try to grab something in hoof and learn the secret. Good. Then I'd go find myself a bridge to live under 'til I earn money for a house. After that I'd buy a home, find a mare, yadayada and be happy as f***.

Oof I can't decide! If I was with Derpy I would buy a big bunch of muffins and go to a picnic and end up with us looking at the stars or lost in the forest. RD, I would go in the town, eat a pizza (vegetarian please), go at a movie, paintball, video games at my place (I think RD would enjoy a shooter)and in the end looking at the stars. (really that is the best ending you can get) Lyra? Everywhere I go! Probably taking her around to see what humans do, maybe a documentaty on us, anything related to humans!

"Here, can I have this?"*takes potion and drinks it. Becomes a Pegasus.* "Sweet!" *goes to Equestria. Tells Celestia it would be a smart move to establish connections with humans. In the end, Earth and Equestria have diplomatic relations and the potion is able to change humans to ponies and vice versa. I is of smart pony(reference reference)*

Let's see... Fallout: Equestria. Yeah, it would go good for a movie, but everypony dies, we have a M+ because of the Littlepip and Homage (or as I like to call her "Ownage")"tender" moment, and the whole mane cast and Princesses are dead. Hooray. For second, we have Muffins. A sequel to Cupcakes. Yay... You guessed it. Cupcakes. And don' get me started on this. A Rainbow's End. RD dies. No comment. The ONLY clean fanfic I think I ever read, was My Little Dashie. It would make great fun if Lauren just said that a fanfic was confirmed. Rainbow Dash gone for two weeks would make the fandom believe that the comfirmed fanfic was Cupcakes. And MLD would make a great emotional moment and character and world building. P.S. I didn't cry at My Little Dashie!

Mate that's the whole reason why I replace all the torture I wanted to do with fun! I have a long list! Around 75% are non-lethal(make them ssssufffferrrr) and the rest is lethal and painful. Ever burned to death? Ever bleed to death slowly? Ever been un-skinned? You may never know... (Exclusive photo! And filler!)

Somepony killed Derpy? 1. Shoot drugged darts that make ponies sleep in the killer and EVERY SINGLE pony that he/she knows or is related to 2. Drag them in van to your basement 3. Tie them up 4. Fun Note: Kill the killer last 5. Bake meat in muffins; ponies won't see the difference and is a tribute to Derpy 6. Block the basement for good; leave no evidence 7. Get an alibi against the coppers The end