Gikkleslick
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I haven't been on this forum in, like, five years, but I wanted to come back so I can spread the word about this ridiculous set of stories on FIMfiction.net. (I hope it's okay to share stories by other people.) What I'm talking about are the works of an author known as 'jakkid166'. Whatever circle of hell this guy came from, he brought with him one of the strangest senses of humor I've ever seen. And yet also one that makes me consistently laugh. See, this guy's fanfics all star his self-insert, Detective jakkid166, and are written completely terribly, but in an extremely entertaining way. (And I'm pretty sure it's that way on purpose.) Detective jakkid166 himself consistently claims to be the best detective in the world, even though he never solves any mysteries. Still, all the characters love him for some reason. But Gikkleslick, doesn't something being "bad on purpose" kinda defeat the point? Usually, but not here. These read more like straight parodies of the HiE genre, but in a weirdly endearing, good-hearted way. Like I read on his TVtropes page, "This, in itself, allows him to get across a rapid-fire brand of humor that wouldn't work in any other format - almost every line contains a joke of some kind." ...Yeah, you heard me right. Someone made a TVtropes page about him. And a wiki. And a Phoenix Wright game. Anyway, I strongly suggest checking him out, starting out with his first story: Detective jakkid166 Go to Equestria Now. Heck, check out his sweet self-portrait.
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Do you drink coffee? Just wondering.
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You're in change of Ponyville's weather and you don't know what clouds are made of?
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Are clouds made of evaporated water in equestria, like in our world? Or is it different?
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Okay, I just looked up some fifty meter tall structures, and I can definitely say falling off one of those could definitely be lethal. Anyway, I think the dynamite crisis has been resolved, as far as I know. *Explosion sound in distance* ...Okay, now it has. Now for an actual question. Are you allergic to anything?
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Only partially. But don't worry, everything will be fine as long as- *Huge explosion sound* Dammit, that's like the fourth time that's happened... I don't even remember how many of these I put around ponyville.
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Oh come on, there's no need to freak out as long as I find the thing. Besides, it could be anywhe- *Huge explosion sound* ...Hm. I wonder where that came from. I'm gonna go look for the explosion spot.
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Weird, I could have sworn I had put it somewhe- *Huge explosion sound from Applejack's farm* ...I'll be right back. Fifty meter falls aren't lethal, right?
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Well I'm pretty sure it wasn't your apple cellar where I dropped- *Huge explosion sound from Rainbow Dash's house* ...Fifty meters, huh? I will be right back.
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Would you like to see the Mane six be evil?
Gikkleslick replied to Rarity Paige Belle's topic in Sugarcube Corner
That's not surprising considering hearts don't have bones. Anyway, I would definitely want to see this. Imagine all the possible directions they could go with it. -
Just to let you know, if you see any lit sticks of dynamite anywhere, including your refrigerator, just ignore them. They'll... ""disappear" eventually.
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Have you seen a lit stick of dynamite anywhere? I could have sworn I put it under a rug somewhere in the castle, but it's not there anymore.
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Have you seen a lit stick of dynamite anywhere? I could have sworn I was about to put it somewhere near here, but I must have dropped it someplace.
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I think I may or may not have accidentally dropped a stick of dynamite into your apple cellar. ...Emphasis on the "May", because I'm legitimately not sure.
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*Runs in* Rainbow, have you seen a lit stick of dynamite anywhere? I thought I had thrown it under a rug someplace very close to here but it's not there anymore.
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There's... mud... in the clouds?
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Enough to ask, apparently. Also, if you heard a loud boom, that was just someone dropping a boulder or something. Also, if your throne is missing and there's fire around where it used to be, it's not my fault.
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Well, actually I had managed to walk on the clouds with these shoes I invented.
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I think I heard your younger sister going around and repeating a strong swear word just a bit ago. You don't think this has anything to do with my tendency to swear a lot around everyone, do you?
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Hey, you might notice that there's some sort of ticking noise coming from under your throne. Don't worry about that, just make sure not to go anywhere near your throne. Nothing is under there, it's just a firework. That doesn't exist. ...Yeah.
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Fine, you got me. Also, is that your house collapsing up there in the clouds? The one with the broken window? I'm pretty sure my rock didn't cause that, just wondering. You know, probably.
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Wait, i just suddenly remembered that I don't exist. I can't pay you if I don't exist, so sorry.
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I noticed Sweetie Belle is going around repeating a certain swear word. It might be possible she picked it up from me, but doubt it.
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Ah, Grand Theft Cloud. I like that series. Particularly enjoyed "Grand Theft Cloud: The Ballad of Gay Pony". As for the house, do you mean "pay" as in revenge? Or do you mean "pay" as in pay bits for the repair costs?
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Son of a- oh fine. I lied. The Wolf of Wall Street is probably the least family friendly movie to have come out in a long time. However, if I were to suggest a good movie that isn't family friendly, I would have to go with "Falling Down". Anywaaaaay, do you play video games? I noticed you ponies have some arcade machines in Ponyville, but all I have heard of is Pac-Pony. What other games are there? also, i may or may not have broken a window in your house trying to get your attention earlier i say "may or may not" because i honestly don't know if it was your house, i was just guessing.