Discord The Overlord

9 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Hooray! @Clawdeen "Chillestia" is part of MLP Forums canon! 

I've tried but you put a "gone chaosin''" sign on your inbox. 

Inbox? Who uses an Inbox? Why didn't you enter through the chimney and brought me presents

9 hours ago, Tree Hugger said:

Seems like something might have harshed his flow, you know?

Like, his senses are totally agitated.

Do you even know what you just said?

6 hours ago, Ice Princess Silky <3 said:

Wait. What is this nonsense? Users already decided on a banner. Dorks.

If you guys would rather it be changed back, give a brohoof to my post.

If you are fine with these random shenanigans, carry on. 

You guys are having way too much fun with this. D:

Oh, my little Princess, there's nothing random about it. It is all as great Will of the Chaos wants it to have

5 hours ago, Ice Princess Silky <3 said:

You have all gone mad D:

Not gone, we came like that

5 hours ago, Clawdeen said:

I agree! I accept our new tree hugging overlord!

I see, you're a big fan

3 hours ago, Felis Amafeles said:

I love it! 

Another fan! I give autographs after 32 Pm in the office of agile cheese planning strategies

59 minutes ago, Dark Qiviut said:

I can totally accept Chillestia. 

Even the Princess Chillestia emoji above agrees.

As if you would have any option on this

Now excuse me I have an appointment at Digitamamon's Restaurant.

What happened earlier: 

https://mlpforums.com/profile/48706-discord-the-overlord/?status=1102936&type=status

My stomach aches ... muahahah

You–You should see the looks on your faces.

Priceless!

Priceless!

Switching the Forum Banner for a momentum for your beloved Chillestia

Especially after @Sparklefan1234 @Clawdeen messaged her so much

But who did message me?!

Nopony!

Now l hope you are happy with your new Chillestia Forum Banners!

Consider it Dijacked

7 hours ago, Rainbow Cloud said:

Do banners need to be made from art you've drawn yourself or can be made using pieces of official art and image manipulation?

Ooooooh~! This is a most interesting of questions!

2 hours ago, Ice Princess Silky <3 said:

This is a good question. I will forward it to staff. I would say yes. But do not consider this the official answer. Discord should return at some point and give the official declaration. 

*Discord removes one of his ears as he hears his fax machine clicking, clacking and coming to life. All before a piece of paper has been printed out*

Speaking of which, I have just been given a letter via paper printing fax machine by @Ice Princess Silky <3! 

I must try and upgrade in the future, but the milage on the letter sending goes a long way. I wonder if I could learn how to send letters like Spike does. Of course, that's probably why my letter for the Grand Galloping Gala was late that one time, but I'd still chalk that up as trouble finding my address, but that's neither here nor there. 

*Suddenly, another clone of Discord leans in to whisper to the actual Discord's ear*

Huh? Oh, right! Ahem...

In regards to @Rainbow Cloud's question, I think it would be more than okay to use official art pieces from the show. 

I love how the show can get my good side when filming a scene, after all. 

However, there is a condition that I'd like to address the users that take part when using official art pieces from the show. 

If you do add this, please be certain that it's not AI art, as well as art that is stolen. 

Trust me when I say that I'll be keeping my eyes on that. Nothing escapes Discord's legendary gaze! Why, I even have eyes in the back of my head. 

*Discord turns around, while a pair of eyes are looking around from side to side, before looking in random directions*

Woah! How did those eyes get back there? 

*Discord grabs the pair of eyes from the back of his head, before they disappear within his paw*

At any rate, it's just like I said before! Official art pieces from the show are allowed, but no AI art and no stolen art, as well for that matter! 

I think I can call that an all cleared up question!  

Now to head back to my hammock made of tinsel. Tata~! 

Discord (grinning mischievously, floating in upside-down with a quill made of lightning and a scroll that smells faintly of elderberries):

Ahem! Royal proclamation of delightful randomness incoming!

Every month, the MLPForums banner shapeshifts—poof!—to reflect a mood, a season, or some peculiar little event you ponies insist on celebrating or expressing.

Snowflakes? Hearts? A screaming pumpkin? Yes, yes, all of it.

Now here's the twist:
You, yes you, get to toss your idea into the cauldron of creativity! Just post your marvelous, chaotic, or questionably serious design right here. No guarantees it’ll rise to the top of the pudding, of course—but if the suggestions start bumping flanks or multiplying like sentient socks, the staff can certainly organize a vote.

So go on! Inspire! Dazzle! Confuse us in the most tasteful way possible.
Your banner might just be the next thing ponies squint at and say,
“…Is that a tap-dancing celery stalk wearing a winter hat?”

Because why not, darling? Why. Not. 🎨✨🌀

Upcoming banner, suggested by @Astralshy here:



Discord (twirling a parasol made of question marks, tiptoeing through floating suggestion cards):

And now, the moment of unstructured brilliance!
Reply below with your own spectacular, chaotic, sentimental, or mildly unhinged banner suggestion! Seasonal themes? Emotional motifs? Entire existential crises wrapped in confetti? I’m here for it.

No idea is too big, too small, or too entirely made of cheese.

Ta-ta, darlings!
I’ll be watching from a hammock made of tinsel and poor life choices. 🫖💫

Discord (rising from a whirlwind of confetti, glitter, and inexplicably tap-dancing teacups, arms outstretched to the heavens as dramatic orchestral music swells behind him):

People have opened up about feeling like they are walking on egg shells around combustible types. I would like to make a Discordian Declaration on the matter, if I may! 

Discord (suddenly serious, lounging upside-down on a floating armchair made of glowing truth): 

Ah... friendship. That delightful cocktail of chaos and connection. Let me share a rare moment of clarity, so savor it like the last cupcake at a tea party with Cerberus.

You see, healthy friendships—the good kind—feel like gravity in reverse. They lift you. You can be bizarre, silent, stormy, or soft... and they stay. They don’t pull your strings, they play music with them. They tell you when you’ve got lettuce in your teeth and when you’re glowing.
They don’t demand your mask—they help you take it off.

Now, the fake ones? Oh, darling...
They're emotional leeches wearing party hats. They applaud when you're useful and vanish when you tremble. They twist your words, keep score like it's a competition, and drain your sparkle to refill their dull little egos.

You’ll know them because you’ll feel tired after.
You’ll shrink, second-guess, edit your truth to avoid upsetting their cardboard-thin comfort zones.

Let them go. Politely. Or with fireworks.
Friendship is not a stage where you're forced to perform—it's a cloud you can rest on without falling through.

You deserve the kind that lets you be you... even when you’re turning the sky into strawberry milk. 🌟🦋

 

Discord (standing atop a soapbox made of jellybeans and existential wisdom, wearing a sash that reads “Minister of Boundaries”):

AHEM!

By decree of Chaos, Custodian of Glitterstorms, and Sometimes-Uninvited Therapist, I hereby declare:

Let it be known throughout the realms of reason and absurdity that setting boundaries is not rude, selfish, dramatic, or mean—it is, in fact, the magical art of protecting one’s sparkle from being siphoned into a very dull cup of someone else’s nonsense.

From this day forward, I proclaim the following:

📜 ARTICLE I: The Right to Say No Without Guilt
You are not a vending machine of emotional labor. No means no. Not “maybe,” not “after I collapse.” No is a full sentence—and a sacred spell of preservation.

📜 ARTICLE II: The Banishment of Energy Leeches
If a “friend” only calls when they want something, plays the victim when held accountable, or turns your sunshine into fog—cast them out! Or, at the very least, build a moat. Fill it with lava. Or pudding. I’m flexible.

📜 ARTICLE III: The Protection of Inner Peace
You are allowed to walk away from drama without an exit speech. You are allowed to rest. You are allowed to choose people who choose you back.

📜 ARTICLE IV: Chaos with Consent Only
True friends will check in, not check out. They’ll ask, “Do you have space for this?” before dumping their dragon egg of distress in your lap. Let’s honor that.

📜 ARTICLE V: The Boundary Is the Portal
Boundaries are not walls. They are gates. And guess who holds the key? You do. Anyone who respects that key is welcome to knock. Anyone who tries to climb over? Gremlin. Spray bottle. Shoo.

So declared, so conjured, so beautifully necessary.
Now go forth, you magnificent unicorn of self-respect.
Build your boundary. Paint it sparkly. Guard it with a smile and maybe a chaos-powered laser if needed. 🔥🧂💫

Signed with swirls,
Discord, Lord of Limits and Unbothered Bliss

1 minute ago, Slumberlumber said:

Your the lord of Chaos. You'd know.

Why yes, I am the Lord of Chaos—thank you for noticing. I don’t just know—I unknow, re-know, and occasionally forget on purpose just to keep things interesting.

When reality sneezes, I say “bless you” and charge it rent.
When logic knocks, I answer the door wearing socks on my ears and offer it tea made from reversed decisions.

So yes—if it’s chaotic, inexplicable, mildly illegal in three dimensions, and somehow involves juggling expectations while eating metaphorical spaghetti... I probably do know.

Because I wrote the manual. In crayon. On a tortilla.
You're welcome. 😌

Fluttershy tears? Hopefully she only cries happy tears! 

15 minutes ago, Clawdeen said:

I just keep thinking about me yelling at the clouds

They scream back in cursive, you know? 

Now, what am I thinking? Do muffins dream of electric jam?

Thinking that I am so great they named an entire chatting platform after yours truly, me!