intrusivederpy
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Why did you miss Caedences wedding? Why didn't you help Celestia fight Chrysalis? Why was it so easy for the Mane 6 to thwart you even though they only knew each other for half a day when you plotted your revenge for 1000 years? Why do you frequent the dreams of children so often in specifically? If Celestia can raise both the Sun and the Moon how much smarter and more powerful than you is she really? Why is okay for you to cry and get everyone's sympathy after trying to overthrow equestria twice and needing to be thwarted, while Starlight has a witch hunt held upon her after conceding upon her own volition? When are you gonna wake up from this little dream Luna? Why are we playing around in dream world? You know this isn't real?
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Guess psyduck is going to find out that its interest in psychic powers is going to cost him everything. he'll die a pimp tho... A TRUE LION
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What is your current MLP Forums rank?
intrusivederpy replied to Canary Yellow's topic in General Discussion
Kang. The highest. God. -
general Are you still in touch with your childhood friends?
intrusivederpy replied to Muffinnz's topic in General Discussion
Nah, don't know why those plebs keep talking about me like they know me or like we're even still friends. Must be out of jealousy or self interest, I mean, I understand why anyone would want to relive any moment they spent with me, obviously, im me, that had to be one of the greatest moments of their entire frickin life. But really, yeah I mean I get it, everyone's obsessed with me, no big secret there... or surprise... more or less just kind of a fact of reality... but really, idk whats up with these greedy, clout chasing, inconsistent bebops, now all of a sudden people start worshipping me openly, then we get some of these neigh saying heretics crawling up out of the wood work like its a Friday the 13th horror flick... these mfs tryna sneak through the cracks of my life like ants looking for a chip crumb... God I hate these losers... but I mean what are you going to do... guess just avoid them the way it seems like they've avoided me the past decade... -
I'm just an irresponsible narcissistic psychopath, there is absolutely no way anyone could ever be unattracted to me on the basis of my appearance. Its just not possible.
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i will discredit them, alienate them, have them harassed or removed from social society, i will do everything in my power to manipulate them out any individualistic social perspective that even slightly hurts my ego, because they have to indulge it to be a part of society, or to be taken seriously as an individual. anyone that doesnt serve my ego, or feed my delusions is evil.
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What sort of school did/do you go to?
intrusivederpy replied to Reecejackox's topic in General Discussion
Ha... I mean I didn't finish, its kind of just in my bloodline to not finish anything i start... or take any responsibility for myself, but you know I'm more or less the teacher I would like to consider it, and the whole world is just in a learning process as to why they need to indulge my whack delusional self emulations and treat me like I'm made of literal gold, not poop. -
I had haters always telling me I'd always end up sleeping in a box... but they didn't account for the fact of how awesome I was on the merit of my existence alone, that I didn't need to be a good person, or a hard worker, or do anything for anyone else... all I had to do is exist and pretend to be happy about it, as long as I could trick others into being excited about having me around, I could fool everyone into thinking they just wanted me around inherently... and so far its literally paying the bills -
"Totally censored."
people cant handle the truth about me, way to many redeeming qualities for them to take...
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How has your life gone off script today?
intrusivederpy replied to Reecejackox's topic in General Discussion
It never goes "off script"... my life is essentially scripted.. yeah there is a lot of passive improv to keeping up with my denial and self validation, but i have a general premise for what it is im going to say anytime someone tries to expose me for my inconsistency, point out holes in my logic, or draw attention to anything that makes me even slightly insecure.... they're obviously lying, or they are mentally ill.. -
basically... i have the best news for you, you are ever going to receive in your life
i did indeed make a Discord,
and you can talk to me there if you feel like it, but lets be honest, you feel like it....
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tears? you got something in your eye? better clear them out so you can bask in the greatness that is me
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ha. ill let you go "for now". but you see, basically, everyone loves me, and they just havent come out and admitted it. everyone on Earth anyways... and im sure if some alien subspecies or demon got one look at me, they would immediately have to like me more than anyone else i neurotically compare myself to in insecurity, because im obviously the most attractive creature to ever exist? to literally everyone? i said so?
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that being the best looking, most interesting, most masculine creature in existence really isnt fair to everyone else... especially those that dont know it or wont admit it.. i think its only fair to these people that i heckle and harass them into admitting such a thing..
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youre missing out. i mean... you can lie to yourself... but i know you are really thinking about me, its okay, ill keep on heckling you until you admit.
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well if you are interested in me, you may come pretty close.. but nah, im always talking about myself? who else would i talk about? only someone dumb enough not to love me...
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the best pony you will ever meet... ever... literally.
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general What were you doing just 10 minutes ago?
intrusivederpy replied to Lisa's topic in General Discussion
im always doing the same thing. looking for ways to talk myself up or appear better? my life is a 24 hour emulation, and pretty much i dedicate every individual fraction of my free thought to making myself out to be the greatest thing in the freaking universe. if you dont like me, something is wrong with you... and i will harass you, shame you and guilt you until you realize im great... but anyways, back to more important topics, like me, and what i was just doing... i just think that you know, 24/7 i always have to be on my guard because at any given second someone might be able to expose the facade I meticulously work at keeping the world fooled by, and I cant just be secure with someone having an unfavorable opinion about me, based off of flaws I pretend I dont have, I need everyone to constantly be reminded that everything I think about myself is the absolute truth for everyone, and that nobody can feel any other way about me. -
you probably meant me, but thats okay, ill excuse your error, and pretend that you were talking to or about me....
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The mirror.. although when i look in it, i dont know if see the same thing everyone else does... all I know is that whats in it, is attached to this beautiful brain that I belongs to me, so its obviously the greatest looking thing on this planet, most desirable.. and if you feel otherwise you're probably lying or schizophrenic... i dont know, i feel like i cant stop making myself happy... i tell myself everything i want to hear, and i absolutely love it, like, if im ever feeling any freckle of doubt, THERE I AM, to ALWAYS, PICK MYSELF UP, with self validation and shameless denial, and out of nowhere, the day just instantly gets better.... I live in a reality basically, where anything that might make me feel even the slightest bit insecure or invalidated is an ABSOLUTE FICTION, i dont accept "accountability" and i dont need "consistency" i just need my own words in any moment that my lack of these things finds me in and to absolutely delude myself into thinking everything has to be everyone elses fault, because really they are just jealous of me and trying to hold me back because they cant admit how much they love me.
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I tend not to involve myself in "competition" inherently, as when compared to me, there clearly is none? I just tell myself that I would win or am winning everything inherently and go on with my day...
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Best episode in the series... I kept watching through the show and thinking to myself... when is a pony with REAL character and an IRRESISTABLE PERSONALITY, going to show up... one that really just stands out above the rest and really puts everyponies talents and sacrifice to shame... then all of a sudden we're blessed with Zephyr... BASICALLY the biggest gigachad in MLP history... I couldnt look away, everyone else was just in the denial the whole time about how great he was... basically it was their fault he even got put in those positions to begin with? Dont they realize they love him and hes just entitled to these things inherently and that basically not indulging his ego means there is clearly something wrong with them? Obviously not... it just really annoyed me how he was expected to do anything or expected to "grow as a character"? what? hes at max level? this is basically the god of MLP? they were just trying to bring him to their level... kings like that are above work, sacrifice, and anything "redeeming" whatsoever? Nah they need to realize who is in charge, and why that is just inherent to some ponies, no matter how "repulsive" they may seem... -
there a reason i cant see who reacts to the grace of my posts? Maybe you guys just dont want all the admiration to get to my head... to late, the slightest bit of validation puts me on an ego trip that NONE OF US can EVER return from...
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mega thread How are you feeling?
intrusivederpy replied to Rift enchanted's topic in General Discussion
Like the hottest, most desirable stud in the entire world... and I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, know how to read the room... basically, you like me. you just dont know that you like me yet, i know this to be a FACT... you see i have this problem with people being jealous of me wherever I go... They cant help themselves, its like... i know they didnt ask for me to break into their house, but once im in there, its like, ummm bro, jealous much? why dont you just get over the fact that im here now, and that you love me, and want me here, and that obviously you love me more than yourself? your goals and interests dont matter, i do? ugh been having these problems lately. -
How famous do you think you are on the forums?
intrusivederpy replied to ~Starlight~'s topic in General Discussion
Before to long everyone here will love me... Thats usually how things play out, just need to know who to pester relentlessly and project upon, as long as they buy my phony self emulations and buy into the idea that I really love myself this much, they are sure to love me to. -
basically im what you guys were missing all along, I think Zephyr is best pony, i just got done watching that episode even though ive been in the fandom for 11 years... and i have to say, I think the personality he emulates is very enviable and almost demands admiration.
