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intrusivederpy

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    wherever im not wanted
  • Personal Motto
    If at first im told to leave, just stick around and pretend like i forgot i was told to leave
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    SELF EMULATING, acting and egoist illusions, stalking, intruding, gaslighting, projecting, colluding... any general form of harassment possible

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  1. you won't admit it but you know I'm the most loved one on the forums

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    2. intrusivederpy

      intrusivederpy

      the only thing i care about is my reputation, portray me in any way that invalidates me or hurts me ego even slightly, and i will begin to fall apart... im very good at passively using my illusionist denial to my advantage though, so i cleverly evade scrutiny by playing a never ending game of pretend by self validating myself and ignoring any cynicism directed at me in any way... basically, i just tell myself im loved, i believe what i tell myself, and then its check mate... anything i believe about myself is true... and i dont believe ANYTHING that makes me look bad in ANY WAY... just cant be true.. i dont like how those thoughts make me feel 

    3. Old Accnt.

      Old Accnt.

      so if you want people to believe in this image of you why are you telling me all of this stuff on the internet where everyone can see it?

    4. intrusivederpy

      intrusivederpy

      crud, i never was that smart, but i always have my irresistible kang looks to fall back on, so, none of this matters

  2. Why did you miss Caedences wedding? Why didn't you help Celestia fight Chrysalis? Why was it so easy for the Mane 6 to thwart you even though they only knew each other for half a day when you plotted your revenge for 1000 years? Why do you frequent the dreams of children so often in specifically? If Celestia can raise both the Sun and the Moon how much smarter and more powerful than you is she really? Why is okay for you to cry and get everyone's sympathy after trying to overthrow equestria twice and needing to be thwarted, while Starlight has a witch hunt held upon her after conceding upon her own volition? When are you gonna wake up from this little dream Luna? Why are we playing around in dream world? You know this isn't real?
  3. Guess psyduck is going to find out that its interest in psychic powers is going to cost him everything. he'll die a pimp tho... A TRUE LION

  4. Nah, don't know why those plebs keep talking about me like they know me or like we're even still friends. Must be out of jealousy or self interest, I mean, I understand why anyone would want to relive any moment they spent with me, obviously, im me, that had to be one of the greatest moments of their entire frickin life. But really, yeah I mean I get it, everyone's obsessed with me, no big secret there... or surprise... more or less just kind of a fact of reality... but really, idk whats up with these greedy, clout chasing, inconsistent bebops, now all of a sudden people start worshipping me openly, then we get some of these neigh saying heretics crawling up out of the wood work like its a Friday the 13th horror flick... these mfs tryna sneak through the cracks of my life like ants looking for a chip crumb... God I hate these losers... but I mean what are you going to do... guess just avoid them the way it seems like they've avoided me the past decade...
  5. I'm just an irresponsible narcissistic psychopath, there is absolutely no way anyone could ever be unattracted to me on the basis of my appearance. Its just not possible.

     

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    2. Props Valroa

      Props Valroa

      Don't be too harsh on yourself. 

    3. intrusivederpy

      intrusivederpy

      oh i never am. i will silence anyone that is harsh on me

    4. intrusivederpy

      intrusivederpy

      i will discredit them, alienate them, have them harassed or removed from social society, i will do everything in my power to manipulate them out any individualistic social perspective that even slightly hurts my ego, because they have to indulge it to be a part of society, or to be taken seriously as an individual. anyone that doesnt serve my ego, or feed my delusions is evil.

  6. Ha... I mean I didn't finish, its kind of just in my bloodline to not finish anything i start... or take any responsibility for myself, but you know I'm more or less the teacher I would like to consider it, and the whole world is just in a learning process as to why they need to indulge my whack delusional self emulations and treat me like I'm made of literal gold, not poop.
  7. *Hugs*

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    2. intrusivederpy

      intrusivederpy

      Thats what I'd assume 

    3. Props Valroa

      Props Valroa

      If you don't like using Discord we can always talk in the DMs on the forum. I am here for you.

    4. intrusivederpy

      intrusivederpy

      You're all here for me.

  8. I had haters always telling me I'd always end up sleeping in a box... but they didn't account for the fact of how awesome I was on the merit of my existence alone, that I didn't need to be a good person, or a hard worker, or do anything for anyone else... all I had to do is exist and pretend to be happy about it, as long as I could trick others into being excited about having me around, I could fool everyone into thinking they just wanted me around inherently... and so far its literally paying the bills
  9. "Totally censored."

    people cant handle the truth about me, way to many redeeming qualities for them to take...

  10. It never goes "off script"... my life is essentially scripted.. yeah there is a lot of passive improv to keeping up with my denial and self validation, but i have a general premise for what it is im going to say anytime someone tries to expose me for my inconsistency, point out holes in my logic, or draw attention to anything that makes me even slightly insecure.... they're obviously lying, or they are mentally ill..
  11. basically... i have the best news for you, you are ever going to receive in your life

    i did indeed make a Discord, 

    and you can talk to me there if you feel like it, but lets be honest, you feel like it....

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    2. intrusivederpy

      intrusivederpy

      hot off the presses

    3. Props Valroa

      Props Valroa

      I will send you a friend request

    4. Props Valroa

      Props Valroa

      You should see a friend request from me

  12. tears? you got something in your eye? better clear them out so you can bask in the greatness that is me
  13. ha. ill let you go "for now". but you see, basically, everyone loves me, and they just havent come out and admitted it. everyone on Earth anyways... and im sure if some alien subspecies or demon got one look at me, they would immediately have to like me more than anyone else i neurotically compare myself to in insecurity, because im obviously the most attractive creature to ever exist? to literally everyone? i said so?
  14. that being the best looking, most interesting, most masculine creature in existence really isnt fair to everyone else... especially those that dont know it or wont admit it.. i think its only fair to these people that i heckle and harass them into admitting such a thing..
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