Most of mine either say I'm a douche bag or have a large penis.....
The one's that don't:
A Thomas is: "a person who is very gifted intellectually but does not apply himself, and yet still accomplishes many lofty feats"
"a very complicated guy to figure out, yet someone who has the personality and persona of the most likeable characteristics, such as humor, spontaneity, charm, kindness, willingness, persuasiveness, intelligence, control, helpfulness, friendliness; someone who is very attractive in more ways besides his outer appearance, and most of all, has the ability to love."
"A very kind person,always willing to talk, and be there when your down."
"Someone who has very good instincts
Will have a light complexion
This person will be skilled in a variety of things to do with the arts, writing music, most athletic activities and usually has a very gifted yet specific kind of humor
Will have a healthy relationship with his family
Is very independent
Is neutral
Will have a long life full of travel
Is successful in business relations mid life
Will sadly loose his true love early in life, due to mislead friendships if not careful
Is internally, eternally bound to goodness"