Myek

You might as well revise history as an entire race for "swag" supremacy and every war happened because of such a concept. (To not get too off-topic) Known for accusations and swag, whatever that means to him.

Anime as a common identity, for the most part, is atrocious and obnoxious. For example, you.

While not exactly applicable here, I believe that the existence of the 5th Amendment is enough for me to have a reason not to say anything self-incriminating in response, but if knowing Sweet Dreams for his mediocre avatar makes me high, I would proudly accept my words as the result of the highest high of state that anyone has ever been.

Known for having a 5/10 avatar.

5/10

Death by Central American firing squads and mercenaries.

You messed up your only chance of your grandchildren gaining a fortune in inheritance from your potential child's investments and earnings through the banking dynasties of the Rothschilds.

I believe I can stand to live with above, but I'd have to dispose of him to safeguard my reputation as a being with standards. Can we start negotiating now on how I can do as stated above as ethically as possible when our intimacy starts to bring problems?

He lives on the planet of fucking, of course.

Sell it to the black market and have it shipped to an auction in Eastern Europe.

Your kind of demographic is putting a real tough burden on how I provide entertainment to other forumers. ____ The Godfather is boring and I could never manage to watch the whole movie. Tyler actually has a few decent songs rhythm wise.

It can be really appealing if done with a certain person (so someone can confirm your appeal, of course) in private, and it also depends on general appearance. Otherwise, I feel prude about it when it's worn by anyone in public.

Yes, but you can make one more roll. I just realized that I misread "Iowa" as "Idaho." That's a huge mistake on my part. Hm, well that's unfortunate since I cannot let you jump unless there's an existing nation which could give consent to a crossing, but I personally think that you have better chances with the western coast, primarily since you have no competitors to conquer Washington and California which both give you 2+ bonus territories (4 in combined total) for every roll you make if you gain all territories of those 2 states, or you could just be fine with one +2 bonus point from Washington which would probably be the best option in your case since you already have strong presence in and probably want to expand east for best measures. Notice: You can change your roll at anytime as long as it's not during an update or after the update.

There's an ID number for every post on this forum. I hover my pointer on any of the buttons on the bottom right of a certain post and I fill in the amount of territories according to the last digit (Can be last 2 or 3 digits depending on circumstance and point system) that is displayed. Invasions are fairly simple. You just have to be close around your target (Either by expanding to territories near them or just by being placed close enough to them during the creation of your nation) and specify that you're attacking said target. I'll be updating the map soon. _____________________________________ Correcting one last thing. Alright, here it is.

>Myem expands in all general directions >Myem expands in all general directions

Those triple digits really helped you this round, Zero.

You don't name them, you just say this, for example: ">[Your nation] expands west to/claims land west of the state of Massachusetts." I've done a game of forum/imageboard risk before, so I'm aware of the demands that I'll have to meet and the rules that I have to understand and explain as OP. Just try and I'll politely correct you if there's anything wrong that gets my attention. Since no one has rolled for over a day, I have updated the map. >Myem expands in all general directions >Myem expands in all general directions

Yes, they are the counties of every state, to be exact. If you need any help, just read the rules and PM me if you still don't understand. I won't penalize you for learning or trying.

2nd roll: >Myem expands in all general directions >Myem declares Manifest Destiny on Texas. All those who cross through Texas will be met with hostility. Otherwise, neutrality has been proclaimed by Myem for all noninvasive nations and perhaps a pact for nations that are willing to cooperate to defend and/or support Myem.

For those who are unfamiliar with the game, these are the basic instructions: -Specify your color, team name name, starting location, and pseudonym (Although the last one isn't necessary, it's pretty common to use pseudonyms on imageboards) -You can "roll," or make a post, to gain new territory and conquer others' lands (You can only conquer claimed territory if you border them or if they're in a short distance from you, you must also specify who you're going to attack if you want to do this, or you can name a state for either conquering or claiming but make it clear if you're attacking another team to prevent friendly fire) -Only two rolls can be made per round (Round meaning between each time I update the map) -The amount each roll will count is explained in the image and can be increased with bonuses by capturing certain whole states Extra information: -You CAN request an alliance (In which both will combine into a single team) but both parties must consent, I may also decide to reject a request for an alliance for any reason I want. -You CAN roll for another person's team -You may start a team at anytime of the game I am OP so therefore I have the responsibility of updating the map and adding new teams when necessary. No one else is allowed to update the map unless I give permission. Please be patient, I may update up to 3 times a day at best. DISREGARD THE BOLD TEXT ON THE UPPER IMAGE PORTION, YOU MAY ROLL TWO TIMES PER ROUND >Orange >New Myem >South Texas >Myem >Myem expands in all general directions

I once had a dream so morbidly serene that it centered around a quiet nuclear apocalypse that happened around the world as life unnaturally distorted to a nightmarish vision of destruction and death, from a bunch of skulls in Siberia to the inferno of London to the disfigurement and deception of supposed visual features that were of elsewhere.

These are two of the funnier Downfall/Hitler rants/is informed parodies. You might want to read about the parodies or see other videos if you want to understand the full context that these have.

No one is ever the "only one" to have a certain preference in music. Please don't repeat this Facebook-esque trend on here again.

Overused copypasta followed by Cleverbot ultimately deciding the fate of the United States Navy SEALs.

Wasn't Mother's Day celebrated on March 30 in the United Kingdom? You're in great luck if you believe different dates will make a difference in your situation. See this chart: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day#Dates_around_the_world