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    Why I'm going to Hell

    By None42069,

    Xidphel
    WELP!
    Lord Shen
    Toes?
    Xidphel
    I might be going to Hell!
    PMHigh Executor19
    Why?
    Lord Shen
    He hates christmas
    Xidphel
    I've been breeding a female Marill with a Floatzel to get an Adamant Marill with the Huge Power ability.
    Lord Shen
    THE NERVE
    High Executor19
    Forcing sex.
    YEah
    Xidphel
    It gets worse.
    High Executor19
    Don't worry I have a timeshare down here.
    Xidphel
    While I was busy throwing the Pokemon with the wrong ability and nature, I realized that the egg production level was low.
    Apparently, breeding 2 different Pokemon that has the same trainer ID gets a 20% egg production rate.
    2 of the same gets a 50% production rate.
    Sure enough, I recently hatched a male Marill.
    So now I'm breeding a mother and her baby together.
    Lord Shen
    Oh dear

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    As we all know, in just a few days, Twilight will be crossing that magic mirror and entering the human realm.
     
    Except not really according to people. Why you ask?
     
    Because they're not human.
     
    Ok. Body structure, I already call bullshit since I've seen more deformed people... But what really gets to me is this complaint:
     

    THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN (as seen in the next picture)
     

     
    Yeah... "Normal"...
    It becomes more disturbing when you notice the color of HIS skin.
     
    WHITE!
     

     
    YOU NO GOOD RACIST BARN!
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    As most of you are aware, December's tragic school shooting has left a deep impact on all of us. The being that came in and fired on all those kids and teachers, the thoughts that many of them would never be able to make it to Christmas spurred many reactions from rage to sadness but also confusion. As such, many precautions have been made to prevent things like that from happening again. Obama has issued gun laws which (your mileage may vary on this one) should help reduce the risk of shootings. And most of all, teachers and other school faculties everywhere have been on high alert for the all too real chance of another incident like that one....
     
    So much so that they see the threat in even the most stupidest of things!
     
    Let's start with the most recent of overreaction which happened in Maryland:
     
    Some kid had the balls to chew off his pop tart into the shape of a gun (he was trying to make a mountain) and making some shooting noise.
     

     
    That's right. This piece of pastry caused a boy's suspension!
     
    I guess that this sort of thing might cause the innocent mind of the child to think that shooting people is fun. You know, unlike arcade games. Hell, a first grader was even suspended for pointing his finger like a gun! Ban that thing, that finger is lethal!
     
     
    But enough about about guns. Let's play a bit of Fresh Prince of- oh wait. That song is apparently a threat.
     
    Apparently, a receptionist in Pennsylvania never heard of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and when she heard the song, she thought that he was "shooting some people outside of school".
     
    To anyone who's heard the song (or has a fully functioning pair of ears), that line goes "shooting some B-BALL outside of school". You know, like BASKET BALL?
     
    But anyways, this caused schools in Beaver County to go on lockdown until the dangerous man was found.
     
     
    So yeah. I understand the threat of a school shooting (especially after a girl was murdered in back of MY school on my first year) but that's no excuse to give up your common sense for paranoia.
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    Etrian Odyssey part 1.

    By None42069,

    Now I know what you're thinking. "This is a science blog! Not a game blog!" To you, I reply that it's my blog and kindly kick you out with my giant spiked boots that explode on sole/target contact.
     
    You might also be wondering what the Tartarus IS Etrian Odyssey. Well, person who likes to give happy names the place where the damned are punished in everlasting anguish, Etrian Odyssey is a dungeon crawler based around a giant tree known as the Yggdrasil where you have to traverse a number of stratums to uncover the mystery du jour about the labyrinth.
     
    It's also extremely fluxing hard. How hard? Well, the fact that it's Atlus' hardest series might be an indicator as to how hard it is.
     
    For this post, let's talk about 3. From where I am now, I need to stop
    from making yet another stupid move. What other stupid moves? Well, from what I hear,
     
    and there's the creation of this female canine:

    Meet Olympia. You encounter her early on and seems to help you...
    That is until the second floor of the second stratum where she throws you against a bunch of FOE (below bosses but hard as the happy place mentioned in the second paragraph). Weather you flee like the cowardly little survivalist who like having all their organs in one piece or stay and fight them, you soon discover her secret:
    She's a robot (an Yggdroid to be precise.)
    She then sends you against the king of all the trouble against Armoroad and possibly the Earth.
    Across magma.
    Without resting at the nearest campsite.
    This is the part where you want to disassemble her bolt by bolt.
     
    Well, good news: you can kill her and the king!
    Later on, you can chose whose side you can take: the queen's side or the king's side. Side with the queen and you end up fighting her... But in the fifth stratum because at the end of the fourth, she summons this annoying little dragon-horse:

    Meet Kirin. Perhaps one of the most annoying bosses in the game.
    Perhaps even the easiest from what I've heard. Let's see what he does:
    A fire attack every 5 turns that gets stronger when he loses HP (Fire prophecy counters his fire attack with mine);
    A tail swipe that hits everyone on my team (Protect Order auto-heals);
    A move that head-binds my team, another one that leg-binds my team and a counter that everything-binds (unbind and theriaca A that does exactly that);
    A lightning move that deals more damage to binded targets (Anti-volt+unbind)
    A FEATHERING REFUSAL TO WHATEVERING DIE!!!
    Even my Wolf howl-charge-Front Motar+Dark Ether+Attack up+crit boost deal only triple-digit damage!
     
    Well you'll at the very least be indifferent to know that I HAVE beat the annoying thing after using all my TP-healing items and managed to explore a bit of what I've unlocked in other floors.
    Including the butterflies that poisons your team for massive lethal damage. You know what that means?
     
    It means that after all the tables in my neighborhoods are flipped and every swear word in the English language has been said, I get to fight that annoying thing ALL OVER AGAIN!
     
    But that's ok because that's what the game is about: extreme rage at the unfair difficulty.
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    Ever since I was a brony (December 22nd 2011 at around 7PM eastern), I've started noticing how bad haters are. Before that, I was simply one of those people who think the show is evil, calling nuclear strikes on bronies and tried to add a bit of humor to my hate messages (though quoting the demoman at the end of his meet the team video was a bit epic had it not pissed off even those who didn't like the show). Now a days, it's the same thing: furries (2 of my friends are bronies and furries at the same time so I don't care) and pedophiles (THAT I care since crime against children rank #1 in my books in crimes) and the usual "they watch a show for little girls! They're not men!"
     
    However, many brony replies I've seen say that the haters aren't secure in their masculinity, almost implying that the bronies are (the guys at least). That, I somewhat find a bit hard to believe. If you guys say they're not secure of their masculinity because they keep calling us "unmanly"... then that basically mean that you guys aren't that secure by replying that way and saying you're secure like that. See, were you truly secure, you don't have to keep announcing it. If anything, you're attempting to convince YOURSELF that you're that way and if you were truly secure, you wouldn't need convincing and those comments shouldn't bother you.
     
    EDIT: Also, happy first blog post, me!
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