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  1. Johny Farenheit
    I agree with your view...especially the one about Twilight. I have Aspergers, and can easily say i've experienced her intorverted habits first-hand. Well done. Most people do not see the specific condition and merely see her as a bookworm.
  2. Johny Farenheit
    *steps in front of the beloved princess, mane ablaze in living fire, glaring down at Mike* Your majesty, shall i dispose of this insolent whelp for you? I have seen his antics in other places, if i do recall, and yet i do not think he has learned from anyting that anybody has said to him in regards to "improvement". So, would you care for me to handle this little disruption?
  3. Johny Farenheit
    Hmmmm...good question. It would be impractical for the little rascals to get their cutiemarks, ever, because then their exploits would come to an end. If they were to earn them, however, i believe they would become best friends, inseparable by time and space. Perhaps they would become crusaders of a different kind, helping others with their talents, even if they are not called for? I would find that amusing.
  4. Johny Farenheit
    I prefer Luna. Here is how I see it: Celestia does have a bit more important job, providing sunlight and warmth to all of Equestria, but just as her charge, the sun, she is too grand, and her radiance burns those who dare get too close and blinds those who gaze for even an instant. She is distant as the sun itself, and far too unapproachable. Luna, however, is a different story. You can see her flaws, like craters on the moon's surface. She is less than perfect in quite a few ways, and thus I can relate to her a little better, as if I am staring at the moon, its soft light providing beauty to the dark lands of the night. We have never set foot on the sun, but few have indeed touched the moon...Princess Luna is approachable in a way that Celestia just is not. She is closer to us, even in her immortality, and we may gaze upon her true beauty without fear of blindness. This is what I hold true.
  5. Johny Farenheit
    With the fear of fabric ignition out of the way, i must ask this next question: would you even consider a date with a commoner like me? I have no status in Canterlot, no social standing and, and I think I may be a criminal in equestrian law. *shakes off the foam, soon standing in a circle of it*
  6. Johny Farenheit
    I felt the show was a tool to shovel out more little colorful pony statues. Turns out it actually has flesh to it, and i can respect it for the show that it is, rather than seeing it as a huge promotional skit.
  7. Johny Farenheit
    Have you ever experimented with the possibility of sending robotic agents out into the world to abduc- i mean, find volunteers for your science? I am sure there are many, many smelly organic lifeforms who would be more than happy to take part in such vital research.
  8. Johny Farenheit
    Because we now have valid reason to fear Applebloom. Consider her "Best Pony", lest ye be slain by the now-matured mare before you with the dagger upon her flank.
  9. Johny Farenheit
    Princess luna...i am happy that you are happy about this momentous occasion...the 100 page mark. I would like to simply thank you for the moonrise. Thank you for the beauty you bring to the night sky. Know that you have subjects of your own...and that you are not only our leader, but the object of our affection and admiration. On a more personal note, i believe this is the equation for your beauty: Princess Luna > Princess Celestia. Simple as that.
  10. Johny Farenheit
    I had no opinion either way, and i want to know how people now feel, about this old piece of history. I just want to know how you feel now, considering the voice change.
  11. Johny Farenheit
    I LOVE IT!!! He should be a new rage comic face, like "You'll regret that choice." or something like that. I'm still laughing, just staring at that face and the words, and when i look again i laugh more!!
  12. Johny Farenheit
    Thankyou, Pinkielicious...matters like this awaken a poet within me. My words are wasted though, for i may never speak them to the one of whom they speak. Tis a sad yet true fact.
  13. Johny Farenheit
    Ohh...it's wonderful. I adore luna, and find her, in a way, far more approachable than celestia...more of a figure you could truly admire. Her heavenly charge, the moon, casts a soft, ethereal glow, and is safe to gaze upon...whilst celestia's sun causes blindness, inflicts horrible heat on anybody below, and brings discomfort. I love the night, i love luna, I love the moon...for we have touched the moon, and shall never set foot upon the sun. My words bear truth, everybody. Have you ever stood outside and looked up into the sun, smiling and saying "Wow is the sun so pretty!" without thinking it was too bright, or without sunglasses or protective eye ware of any kind? Ever seen the solar landing? I don't' think so...
  14. Johny Farenheit
    AWWWWWWWW!!!! I WANT ONE, GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!Look at it, it's so adorable with its little wings and the holes...and those eyes, so pretty!! I would love it just the way it is!! Leave the queen behind though, i just want one. Oh my god i cannot get over its cuteness!! *attempts to hit his head through the screen to get it*
  15. Johny Farenheit
    And screams...screams that chill to the bone, radiating form the flames!! The screams of the damned, eternally tormented within the fiery bowls of the earth!!! ....sorry, sometimes i get all "Dante's Inferno" on people...
  16. Johny Farenheit
    SOMETHING WITH FIRE!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF FIRE!!!
  17. Johny Farenheit
    I'd totally make mine overweight. :3 And i will watch the episode. THough i just don't see; if they want love, why not let a kind soul take one in so it will get all the love it needs?
  18. Johny Farenheit
    I haven't seen the show beyond the first episode, and I'm wondering what the problem with those little morphing creatures is. I don't see why i shouldn't just waltz into the thick of them, take one home and love it. I honestly see no problem with that. Whats the big deal with them, anyway? Sure, they impersonate your loved ones, but why not just love one as is? I think it would make an excellent friend. Then again, this is from the person who finds spiders to be adorable and would hug a crocodile.
  19. Johny Farenheit
    I have a simple question....when you are stuck with a moronic test subject and they are taking hours upon hours of your precious time, solving one test that a monkey missing its frontal lobe could navigate in a matter of minutes, what do you do to keep busy while they stumble, oh so slowly stumble, into their demise?
  20. Johny Farenheit
    Gustav The Changeling
  21. Johny Farenheit
    Pull fluttershy back to me, kiss back, then parade off around town to prove the existence of a cartoon character. :3
  22. Johny Farenheit
    You enjoy a stallion who can an will light on fire...? Aren't you afraid for your dresses, fabrics and the like? I mean, i could fire-polish gems in my mane, but...err...*hastily extinguishes his mane* Accidents happen, mind you. Get too excited and it just starts up on its own.
  23. Johny Farenheit
    And how am i to believe you, hmmm?? We shall let our lady Rarity decide wether to forgive you or not. I am entirely happy to remove you from this place.
  24. Johny Farenheit
    I have no powers though. The powers of summoning were from a book of black magic...it was a forbidden ritual, and i lost a good deal of blood for it. As for my mane? Well....accidents happen. (i totally understand. I just become a poet out of nowhere....and i do not know why.)
  25. Johny Farenheit
    You FOOL! She does not simply make outfits for mares, but for stallions as well, and they make anypony look handsome and dashing, if i do say so myself! You dare speak to Rarity with such...such contempt? Such arrogance and spite?! Leave us, sir, before the rest of us, who appreciate her, are forced to remove you from the place.
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