Captain Derp M.D.

Personally, I like the one on the left. Although it's hardly fair to judge not having not seen you in them. They're both quite nice, though. I wish that I could pull off a suit. I can pull off a trenchcoat and derby, though, so I suppose that's fair enough,

high school

prom

out for dinner

HAMMERED.

NO FREAKIN BEARD

my OC

baby pictures!

"Oh, what fresh hell is this? Ams, do we REALLY have to watch this? I mean, Doctor Who and The X Files are on here... we gotta watch all that!"

It took two weeks and half the series before I was ready to love the show. But I love it so much!

Ams is my wife, btw. Short for Amber.

I'm in love with your beard 0.0

 

Hopefully my beard will reach that level in the future

 

 

latest beard update. includes randomly found graffiti and me after a few ciders.

yes, ciders. not just a pony joke, that stuff was bangin.

He cannot sadly as he has a disease when he puts anything on his skin it melts! 0.o It is a new disease among gingers! BEWARE sam the vagabond guitarist & red it is a deadly disease!!

 

Someone please help me name this horrid illness! so that we may save the gingers xD!

 

Oh man. A Pinkie Pie dubstep party and Fluttershy cuddles! There are no other options, as far as I'm concerned. I would die a happy man.

Yes. They're both voiced by veteran actor and all around badass John de Lancie, who is best known for his role as the omnipotent Q on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Conundrum

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRoN4_kG6XM

THIS. New Coheed ftw.

EDIT: I don't know why the video didn't post, or why there's no link.

 

[ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ], without the spaces.

 

 

Good progress. How long'd that take you?

 

My favorite band is Coheed and Cambria!

 

 

My favorite band....

OH YEAH! Coheed and Freakin' Cambria! They're talented, put on a great live show, make great albums.

And they're the nicest celebrities I've ever met. Very down to earth folks who take the time to laugh and joke with fans.

Yeah, I got a hug from Travis and Claudio. AND Claudio let me feel his hair. My life is complete.

So mad. Went to Walmart and saw to blue box from the aisle and ran over happy as can be. The box was empty.

 

There was ONE pony at K-Mart, and judging by the number on the back, it was Fizzy Pop. So not only was it a recolor, it was a recolor THAT WE ALREADY HAVE.

You're right, after all, beards are pretty radical if I do say so myself. They are one of my favourite things, actually. Here, take this. uwu

 

Hugs are nice, we're bald!

 

This confused me. What does being bald have to do with hugs? What is this, I don't even.... does not compute!

These, ladies and gentlecolts, are my ponies. I'm proud of them, and I protect them like crazy (which is why Kilowog and Arkillo are there.)

This is cool, but I do have some tips.

Number one- make it a group hug picture. Hug 2 or 3 ponies.

Second- one of them should have a beard to represent the bearded in the community.

BEARD UPDATE FROM THE DERPTOR:

How is it so lustrous, you ask?

p.s. How in the name of Celestia do I make a spoiler? I cannot figure it out, hahaha.

I said I'd post them, and I am a man of my word. If you didn't know already, I'm a HUGE Coheed and Cambria fan.

EDIT: I've also got a violin that was given to me by a former friend. But I never learned how to play it, so it doesn't get a photo.

Whole milk or 2%. I like soy and almond milk in cereal, and I do LOVE the Silk Very Vanilla and 8th continent's chocolate soymilk. It's so amazing.

But yeah, I usually drink whole milk. I've got acid reflux disease and it helps soothe the burn caused by it.

I've got a vast knowledge of World War II history, most of it dealing with the Nazis.

I also love the history behind communism and socialism, especially soviet Russia. The Soviets really had some of the most beautiful propaganda and music.

 

If you understand the joke, you are awesome.

 

I actually do have a clarinet, ocarina, harmonica, fife, tiny-flute, and used to have an accordion, but I don't want to dig them all out.

 

Hahaha, I've always wanted to use that IRL, and now my dream has come true.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

A place to be respected and feared, as they are merciless and will photoshop the living hell out of anything you post there.