Captain Derp M.D.

I just bought a bunch of stuff for lunch at work all week: sandwich bread, deli meat and cheese, mountain dew, snack cakes, soup, shrimp ramen (with HOT SAUCE! YUM!!)

 

Got some pop tarts and fruit bars for breakfast, too.

I'm a beer man, myself. I like Guinness, Magic Hat #9, Rogue (Chipotle Ale/Chocolate Stout/Dead Guy Ale), and Yuengling when I don't feel like spending $12 on a six pack. I won't turn down a good rum, vodka or cognac, but I LOVE whiskey. Jameson is my favorite. It burns so good.

 

EDIT: Why do we not have a thread for drinking?

Vitamin Water and a bacon cheeseburger, and for my younger brother, a poor boy sandwich and a Snapple drink.

 

I've never heard it called a "poor boy" it's always been a "po'boy."

 

Also, what kind of Vitamin Water? XXX is my favorite, and Revive is good too.

I bought a mountain dew and a pepsi, a slim jim, a candy bar (butterfinger ftw) and a bag of cheddar fries. Also $10 in gas.

 

SHAZAM!

My personal favorite series that he has done were Cry of Fear and Afraid of Monsters. I really enjoy the Condemned videos and Doom 3, too. I am, however, very sad that he didn't play Silent Hill 2 all the way through. Silent Hill 2 is my favorite horror game of all time, but I understand his hatred of the controls, which is why I assume he stopped. I find him to be hilarious, even if his screaming doesn't sound sincere anymore. I'd love to meet him or even just have a video chat with him, he seems like a funny dude.

 

The Little Horse mod of Amnesia was spectacular, though. I need to play that myself.

haha someone said I could have been the new snow white xD

 

 

You would have been better than Kristen Stewart

 

 

I mean, really, this is sad. Spock is a Vulcan and shows no emotion. Kristen Stewart is a human (allegedly) and is paid to show emotion... yet she does not.

 

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

I was going to post a picture of me that I used for another forum, but then I remembered, I have a bowler hat! and my pic already on the computer looks like an akward tobey meme face. When I find me bowler hat i'll post. Should be in a few days.

 

I'll match your bowler derby, and raise you a pair of goggles. Gives me an excuse to pull it out of the closet.

 

I have really pale skin though

 

Tans are for chumps. Pale skin is where it's at. Personally, if I step into the sun for any length of time, I spontaneously combust.

 

Your facial expressions cracked me up, and your shirts are awesome. I love the Caltech one and the Bazinga one.

 

EDIT: Your giraffe palm trees are legit, as well.

 

Kickin it old school

What browser do you use? We were using IE and it derped out on us one day, didn't work for like a week. We downloaded Firefox and it cleared the problem right up. So maybe try a different browser? You could also update flash player and your activex plugins.

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbP7QxBwuzw

 

 

BLAM.

I bought a few blind bags yesterday. Got a glitter Pinkie Pie for me and a Rarity for my wife. It was a joyous occasion. Now I must find the glow in the dark Pinkie Pie...

This is my security badge for work. I've found a couple bronies to talk to there, as well as interested somebody in the show. It's a mother beautiful feeling.

Coheed and Cambria

Iced coffee

Pewdiepie videos

Tacos

Comic books

E-cards

Marlboro menthols

Cold pizza from the night before

Drunk karaoke

T-shirts and my phone's wallpaper. I got a brohoof at work because someone agreed that Pinkie Pie is best pony.

You just can't go wrong with the Discord episodes. Were either of them fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation? If so, tell them that John De Lancie, who played Q, provided the voice of Discord.

I collect WWII/Soviet era stuff, DVDs and books. I have hundreds of DVDs and books, not to mention what's in my wife's collection.

I bought a blind bag at Wal-Mart. I was HOPING for Pinkie Pie, but sadly it was just a re-skin. Any tips on telling what pony? I went by feel alone, and I don't really want to buy them on ebay.

 

I'm going to try to find a MLP:FiM lanyard for my security badge at work. Hopefully FYE or Hot Topic have one.

The smoothness of Dairy Queens ice cream is how I perfer it actually. soft and flexible. Hahahaha innuendos.

 

We used to have a Dairy Queen right off the hill from where I live. They lost the license to use the DQ name, but they're still open. They call themselves "South Charleston Dairy Bar" now. It's just not the same!

GUYS, ANY OF YOU HAD COLD ICE CREAM BEFORE?!?!

 

Melted ice cream is best ice cream. It still has to be cold, but yeah, liquidy melty goodness. Mmmm...

http://awakeningtherevenant.bandcamp.com/track/this-city-screams-war

 

They're a local band. I work with their drummer. Not my normal genre, but I don't think it's bad. I do like breakdowns.

I also hate when you go to the doctor and they stick that dry nasty Popsicle stick down your throat and make you go "aaahh."

 

I know that feel! I have hated that since I was a child, which is why I don't buy popsicles or ice cream bars with sticks in them. Freeze pops and klondike all the freakin way!

That's okay. You should probably "cool" off for now.

 

Sorry i put a "freeze" on the puns. I "chilled" for a bit, and now I'm back. Look me in the "ice" and tell me you didn't miss this cold-related punfest!