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Zalgo

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  1. I-I what in the hell even happened here? Honestly, what. What in the **** did I just watch? Could I have my sanity returned, please and thank you?
  2. Spike has claws , not hands. But Minotaurs do have hands, so I do wonder what ponies call them if they apparently don't know what the word hands means.
  3. World War Z, it was much better than I expected it to be. I also saw Man of Steel the week before that, it was great. I especially liked the scenes from his childhood. (dat x-ray vision scene)
  4. -The first generation of Pokemon was the worst in terms of Pokemon design. The type effectivnesses were crap too. -The fifth generation of Pokemon is one of the best in design, and story. (the 4th generation comes in second) -I think the new Fairy-type is a great idea, and dragon-types needed to be nerfed that way. (Though I would have preferred a "magic" type or something similar) This^
  5. *pokes thread* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgVcXpEj-No
  6. I've ran out of pick up lines that include most of your username, how about we go back to my house and "make some more". You ninja'd me. I'm into that.
  7. Do they know? No. They don't know. And they never will! Muhahahahahaha! Ehem. But really, I don't want them to know, I don't think I could handle the constant teasing from them.
  8. This may sound random , and you might think I'm crazy , but will you go out with me Pony?
  9. Zalgo

    Elements

    Desperate Bump! Electricity+Rat=Pikachu Pikachu+Video Game= Pokemon Pokemon+Pokemon= Evolution, Trade, Pokeball, Battle
  10. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because you're the bomb.
  11. I usually go to bed pretty damn late. Most week nights I go to bed some time between ten'o'clock pm to two'o'clock am. And most weekends I go to bed between one'o'clock am to six'o'clock am.
  12. "You should see yourself, do you have any idea what you look like at this moment, Spike?" "What?" "A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others" "I bled all that kind of blood away" -Vicious and Spike, confronting each other for the first time in a while (Ballad of the Fallen Angels, Cowboy Bebop) Spike Spiegel: There once was a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived & lived a million lives, and he was owned by various people who he really didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat which meant he was free. He met a white female cat & the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years passed & the white cat grew weak & died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times, & then he died too. Except this time, he didn't come back to life. Jet Black: Yeah. That's a good story. Spike Spiegel: I hate that story. Jet Black: Huh? Spike Spiegel: I never liked cats, you know that. Jet Black: Oh yeah, that's right. -Spike's final talk with Jet. (The Real Folk Blues, Cowboy Bebop)
  13. First of all: HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE! And, uhm, yeah. I have noticed that a few fanfictions can be just as great as a novel, and sometimes even better. (But there are also some novels that are much worse than fanfiction : P )
  14. Wish granted, but when you get there it is struck by famines, insect swarms, droughts, floods, tornadoes, etc. I wish I had tons of candy!
  15. I still win. It was predicted by the great shamans of yesteryear.
  16. I wise man once said "Zalgo always winz. Lulz, I TEH prooveededed it wit mi schientifique reesurch"
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