Ferret Girl

You can try to make people laugh, but it's all just temporary happieness.It won't last long. It'll just destract from the pain of life for a while. But when it's all done, whats left? Nothing.

 

-Downer.

 

Isn't that the point of a laugh? when the deppressed and downtotten have nothing left... a laugh is a temporary but powerfull relief from pain. If I spread enough joy, and others do as well, then maybe the happiness wont last forever... but atleast its a start.

 

But I don't abide by your human/pony laws. I only need science. Pure and unaltered science. You won't believe how good the stuff feels when I get my dosage from testing.

 

wether you abide or not is not important.... what is important is choosing a healthy output for coruupted data storage, heat buildup, and spam. It doesnt matter if you are machine or pony or even human... laugh, and feel relieved

Maybe you should just come to my enrichment center and let me test you for the rest of your life. That would be fun, still I wouldn't smile though. That thing about me smiling was a lie, I can't smile, I mean how am I supposed to smile with this?

 

I could paint a little smiley face on you.... we all need a little happiness, friendship , love, and smiles every now and then. even if you hav a heart of silicon

To be entirely honest it dosent seem realistic, unless you can achieve something that makes multiple people smile simulatneously inculidng the growing number of members it seems very unlikely.

 

However, i recomend you try this anyway and see how many you can get to smile.

 

Even if everypony says it's impossible I am still going to try... and I will keep trying untill I succeed

 

• I like love snake ponies
• It's hard to make me smile because I am a hardass
• Rarity, in my opinion, is best pony

Ok, try and make me smile based on those three facts you now know about me.

 

well first I also need to know your favorite kindof pie. fav color? and why does zelda wear a green hat?

I don't know if I should be laughing at this post or be creeped out by it. Either way, hey whats up!

 

well, given those choices I would prefer if you smile... you will save me the trouble of breaking into YOUR house! lol

 

Make a pony happy by starting the "Make a pony happy" foundation. by linking them to things that will make them laugh, in my case, that's videos of humans screaming horrible after being,

A.Filled with bullets.

B.Filled with neurotoxin.

C.Eroded by acid.

D.Crushed by spikes.

E.Burned by fire.

Also, Science makes me happy as well.

 

Anyways, I think you'll find your happiness crusade will stop with me.

I hope you can make all the other ponies Scream Scream Scream! Er...I mean smile smile smile! Also, remember while making them smile to make them scream as well! Make sure its painful screaming.

 

we might be able to work something out..... hmmmmm lets brainstorm for some great ideas! .... what if after I make everypony smile I let you do all of those things to ME... then at least I know you smiled.

Hello everypony! My name is David Favret, but you know me as TheBronyHeart. One of the only ways I can usually be happy with myself is if I make other ponies happy. It is my goal to Make all 5,500 and growing, members of this site smile and laugh at least once.

 

Is this goal realistic? I am going to make it realistic!

What about all the members who are offline and are never coming back? I'll either ignore them or break into their homes and FORCE THEM TO LAUGH AT ME!

 

Am I in my right mind? I dunno, but that can be debated later!

 

Anyway, I would really appreciate it if you would reply to this post and make it easier for me to find you. In your post tell me something usefull I can use to help make you smile... or don't... because a challenge can be fun!

 

I have a large notebook ready and I am going to write off the name of every pony I make happy!!!!

 

 

Friends are always welcome!

"Honestly Grey thunder, I don't know wahat is wrong with me." He started. He took a seat next to the bench and stared at the ground.

"I genuinly don't unerstand myself right now... I should be happy with every thing good that happens to me, but im just getting depressed. I feel almost like I don't belong here"

Discere stopped his pacing and saw who was talking to him. Grey thunder was over by one of the benches calling his name. He approached the pegasus still racking his brains, for what he know realized ,for no apparent reason.

Discere was just walking around and around.... and around. He was so caught up in thinking that he didn't realize that he was walking in acircle around the fontain in the center of ponyville. He just kept walking... creating a solid circle of hoofprints.

I had forgotten how great apples were until MLP FIM now I cant eat enough of those suckers... and for the love of all things humane, dont read the comments under my status!

My unpopular opinion is this idea (that I myself do not actually believe)

 

Posted Today, 06:54 PM

Alicorn Origins

Alicorns were one of the biproducts of nuclear radiation which coated the earth after a massive nuclear war that occured when resources on the planet became dangerously low. Few species survived the atomic fire and almost all the survivors were mutated breeds from prolonged exposure. after a milenia of mutations alicorns along with sentient pony beings, began walking the earth, these ponies soon adapted and formed Egologistical societies in which today the alicorns are regarded as royalty being that their magical abilities often exeed other ponies.

 

Celestia and Luna are special alicorns being some of the first alicorns and having special mutations which discontinue cell growth, breakdown, and destruction. this miraculously prevents them from aging and the wearing down of vital organs.

 

It is not yet known if there are other alicorns like them.

Im just going to state that I do not actually believe this at all, it is all just to see what people think of this crazy idea.

Alicorn Origins

Alicorns were one of the biproducts of nuclear radiation which coated the earth after a massive nuclear war that occured when resources on the planet became dangerously low. Few species survived the atomic fire and almost all the survivors were mutated breeds from prolonged exposure. after a milenia of mutations alicorns along with sentient pony beings, began walking the earth, these ponies soon adapted and formed Egologistical societies in which today the alicorns are regarded as royalty being that their magical abilities often exeed other ponies.

 

Celestia and Luna are special alicorns being some of the first alicorns and having special mutations which discontinue cell growth, breakdown, and destruction. this miraculously prevents them from aging and the wearing down of vital organs.

 

It is not yet known if there are other alicorns like them.

 

Exactly, it had to happen somehow.... they didn't just appear!

Alicorn Origins

Alicorns were one of the biproducts of nuclear radiation which coated the earth after a massive nuclear war that occured when resources on the planet became dangerously low. Few species survived the atomic fire and almost all the survivors were mutated breeds from prolonged exposure. after a milenia of mutations alicorns along with sentient pony beings, began walking the earth, these ponies soon adapted and formed Egologistical societies in which today the alicorns are regarded as royalty being that their magical abilities often exeed other ponies.

 

Luna and celestia are exceptional in this case... as one of their genetic mutations allows them eternal life by means of an improved cellular structure and longevity. These two were among the first alicorns created.

I have to add, that due to the fact that I despise motion gaming Skyward sword is my least favorite zelda game... also I have givin it a try, and I usually reserve any judgement untill I beat a game but I just hated it.. Zelda is heading down a dark road

Ocarina of time

Majoras mask

A link to the past

twilight princess

wind waker

first zelda

adventures of link

skyward sword

(I have never played any hand held versions of Zelda... but it isnt by choice I would certainly like to)

Ocarina of time and Majoras mask are closeely tied to me... but Ocarina of time trumphs. Its just a classic to me and I will always see it as the greatest game of its day and possibly still today.

whelp here i am... the one and only Brony heart... now in color and 3D... just for all of you who have been wondering what I look like

 

Please pay no attention to the jeff gordon blanket covering my cracked window..... or the paintjob of my room... it wasn't my choice. You can however notice slightly the Zelda poster in the background. alo don't download the file... that was a mistake.

New Image.BMP

Discere Didn't know what to say. So he said nothing, and slowly walked away without being noticed and went over to the library../. where she was, except now it was awkward because of Byron. He didn't bother going in, but rather he sat outside.

 

((OOC: oh sorry I was typing this when Resolution was talking so I didn't hear))

Discere rolled his eyes, "Hey," he began "Do you think I have ...... ummm well....do you think I have a chance with...Twilight?"Discere asked in an awkward shy way. He didn't make eye contact with Byron, and he just kept hoofing the dirt.

Discere walked into the Library with a look of dispaproval. He chomped down on Byron's tail and forcefully dragged him outside.

Once out of earshot of everypony, He gave him alook that said it all a look that said WHY THE BUCK DID YOU JUST DO THAT!

Discere's thoughts lingered on the love potion... but he stopped himself there, how could he even think of doing something like that.

 

Anyway Discere's shift was over and he was headed out.... and maybe, he might just go visit the library.

((OOC: cue twilight sparkle))

Discere gave over the hearts desire and she paid him. Then... intrigued, Discere inquired about her store. ""Did you say you own a potion shop? Maybe I will have to come and give it a look sometime and Ill even bring my freind Byron, he is a wizard when it comes to potions..." his mouth started watering at the thought of the bacon.

Discere looked at the unicorn addressing him. "Of course you can, besides *looks at byron* Hes having trouble making up his mind!" He chuckled warmly "Hearts desire right?" he asked as he checked the storage.

This i yet another poem I found in my room, like the other one "Eternity" I wrote this a few years ago.

 

 

THE SHADOW OF FEAR

 

The looming Spectre creeps on,

the misfortune takes it's toll.

 

All around darkness and fear,

tearing apart the good and glad.

 

Sorrows overcome,

in powerful hate

 

The shroud burrows deep inside,

yet the mind goes rot,

 

and all give in to fear.

 

David Favret

"Exactly!" Discere exclaimed. he walked behind the register and pulled a sharp 90 degree turn, so that he was facing Byron,

"Well hello sir what can I get for you today?" He asked with a cheerful smile.

Okay then, I'll stay of course, but I can't guarantee that I'll be able to keep up or get very active on this RP. I'll stay cuz you guys are awesome enough to put me in chains and keep me from leaving beg me not to go.

 

yes! we love you this much! *Uses magic to hogtie you and drags you back to your flowere shop where we leave you tied to the front desk* WE CANT DO IT WITHOUT YOU! we will all bow down and worship you! U NO LEAVE!