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  1. Who wants a nice, ice-cold glass of FALCON PUNCH!!

    1. None42069

      None42069

      >ice-cold

      >Falcon punch

      wut

    2. Mirad

      Mirad

      Falcon punch. Get it? As in fruit punch?

  2. Mirad

    writing Betrüger

    I don't get it. Mainly cause of the title name Seriously, though, what is it about? It's just a little too confusing for me, I hardly ever read poetry...
  3. Will you re-name this thread "Ask spas-ticShotty" ? (that's my question)
  4. My suit's symbol as a cutie mark? I'm fine with this... @@Ty5142
  5. Mirad

    Ask Bane

    You can't break Gordon! Hare dare you even try. I pity, with my crowbar. *proceeds to whack bane with his crowbar*
  6. Mirad

    Plot Twist

    So, I thought about plot twists after seeing a comment on a DGD M/v. So, here are the rules: 1 - It MUST be pony related. Nothing about Halo or whatever you would think. 2 - [EDITING 2] In order to make this interesting, you have to twist the plot twist above yours. The first 2 don't count, as they were posted before this edit. However, if you'd like, you can start a new twist, but put [NEW] before you write your post, to make sure everyone knows you aren't following along with the last one. One a [NEW] plot twist has been made, you cannot return to an old plot, quote it, etc. 3 - You cannot have any NSFW content in your twist. It will be reported. 4 - Have fun. So, I'll start. Plot Twist - Friendship isn't magic. It's Witch Craft. [EDIT]: @@Dr_Waveband I wouldn't say these rules are obscure. They make sense. My first rules were obscure, which were "You can't re-write an existing one." That would've meant searching through the thread to find one you have.
  7. Mirad

    Ask Bane

    So... Burn them, then extinguish them, then slice them, rape them, curdle out their eyes, and skull & butt rape them til' they turn to meaty piles of alien flesh?
  8. Mirad

    Ask Bane

    D: Alright, I'll just go kill them. *sobs* [EDIT]: No sad face in the forums? I thought that was it...
  9. Mirad

    Ask Bane

    I'll get the Bug Bait. We're gonna get Antillions in on this.
  10. I always wondered this, but Dimtri, Is it summer in Russia when it's Winter in America? (December-Feburary)

    1. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      It's the same months for the seasons. It's obviously colder and snowier in Russia but the months are the same.

    2. Mirad

      Mirad

      Oh. It always puzzled me. You know, different side of the world and stuff.

      I'll get back in the corner now.

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Don't worry, many people asked me that question.

  11. Mirad

    Ask Bane

    Can I help? I have a crowbar.
  12. Mirad

    Ask Bane

    Do you always want to kill people?
  13. Oh my god... the autistic girl on my bus (who likes me, and is very annoying) just deliberatley threw herself onto my pelvis face-down. I am mortally scarred for the rest of my life.

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    2.  spas-ticShotty

      spas-ticShotty

      If there was no one else there, I wouldn't do anything. I'd let her sit there all she wanted.

       

      However, if there were people on it, mah jimmies would be totally rustled, and I'd hide in embarassment.

    3. Mirad

      Mirad

      @spas dude... you don't understand... she is not supposed to be near me, and has been warned of sexual content around other males. She has been recessed by the resource officer several times. She has been expelled and suspended several times. I am a constant target. I have to look outfor her, but our driver recently put her near me as annassigned seat. I have to talk to him tomorrow... Anyways, I don't want a "Whore" sitting face down on my pelvis. Not only is it embarrassing,...

    4. Mirad

      Mirad

      but my gf was there. She almost hit her, but I stopped her.

       

      Thank gawd. But I'm still embarrassed of my friends. (I'm still blushing as I type.) ='~'=

  14. The Freeman has returned!

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    2. Mirad

      Mirad

      Hey, Hey, I let you hold my crowbar. Can't a Free Man have some fun?

    3. Mirad

      Mirad

      Oh, and Gordon has a better beard :3

    4. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Does your beard touch your chest, is pure Russian, and let you cross dimensions? I THOUGHT NOT!!

  15. Oh... My... Gawd... There are 14 people in my school with the name Alexis... and seven with the name Amelia... I have no problems with those names, but parents, really? You wanna name your kid something about 17% of the parents in your area already used? God...
  16. Here I go... I'm a christian, and whoever said you get thrown in hell doesn't make sense. Revelations: "And so he was cast into the brick hellfire" or something like that. That was Satan. Now, why the fuck would a christian say that they would go to hell? That's Satan's lair, and our religion even states that God loves all his children no matter what, A.K.A. us. ..I'll stop now... So, let's go on to your outlook. 1) The Bible didn't promote Rape or Slavery. Rape and Slavery had occured in the times before Noah, mainly Rape did. And slavery was the crime of the people who rebelled against God, not the followers of him. Even so, the stated idea of bashing gays wasn't in there, either. Yes, it's not right, but it's not stated to hate them for their decision, for as I have said, "God loves all his children." Now, I'm not trying to make this seem as an insult to you, but God is not tyrannical. He is in your opinion, but you REALLY gotta take time to sit down and read the Bible. Not the translated version, not the New World version, but the King James. You know what, I'll just shut up. If you've read this, you're probably just already annoyed by it. I get really deep in when someone mentions tyranny...
  17. Q: Why didn't Twilight get the Welcome Wagon when she first entered ponyville like Grumpy Doodle did? A: Welcome Wagon technology had not been perfected yet.

  18. ULIEKRAINBOUWDASHERMAGERDIWUBZYOOFORWEVEHRZIWAHTNTOBEYOOOURBYEESTFRENND Hello there, GT. Welcome to MLP Forums! We're celebrating it's birthday, cake's over there... It's always good to see a new member around. I'd recommend posting in General Discussion or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Those are the two most populated subforums. Oh, and here's my chance!
  19. So, I'm watching MLP, and a friend busts into my room (he's a brony, too). He comes over to see me watching the Halloween episode (with Nightmare Moon) and tells me it doesn't make sense. "Why doesn't it?" I ask. "Well, she just comes down from wherever and scares people. It doesn't make sense." He said. "Have you even seen this episode?" "No." -5% Faith in Humanity
  20. Not bad, for the start. I like it. Keep up your work. (I've never played Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons, so I don't know who that is) Also, can I have a bite of your hair? It looks REALLY delicious!
  21. I haven't blogged in a while... So, recently I finished a Half-Life game (Finally), and I suddenly thought, "I love Half-Life!" And, so, Half-Life is my favorite game series alongside Team Fortress 2 now.
  22. LOL ARE YOU KIDDING? Putting "Read At Your Own Expense" at the top is no exuse for bad grammar nor is it a way to get out of the blame area for laziness. You, sir, have just fucked my mind at the incompetence of your own self titling that has been put on video game companies hence you. *cough* Bloody useless *cough*
  23. My friend on Steam goes, "Gordon, shouldn't you be killing headcrabs?" THIS ISN'T CANON >:[

  24. Ah... Right...My mind was thinking to ask you on the poem's thread itself, credit my sometimes terrible memory. I'll get back to sitting in the corner now...
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