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  1. I hope the dumbass who thinks everything is real on the internet reads my post: If you shoot yourself, disembowel yourself, blow your house up, and light a policeman on fire, you'll get $1,000,000,000. That's right, it's on the internet, so it MUST be true, just like you think he really wants to kiss her!

     

    Remember, kids: Everything on the internet is true! /sarcasm/

     

    Seriously, that guy must be dumber than a turnip. I hope he gets arrested and gets to have sodomy in jail.





  2. I am really special cuz there's only one of me
    look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
    when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
    it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

    oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
    puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
    watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore
    happy as a coupon for a $20 whore
    ha-ha-ha hah

    I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
    happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

    Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

    I am really special, cuz there's only one of me
    Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
    These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
    but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out

    I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
    welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave
    I am happy, I am good, I am...

    Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!
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