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  1. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    Kinda hard to tell.
     
    So i drew it.
     
    So i walked into Cherno CHurch with a winchester and seen a guy

     
     
     
    So i shot at him.. And got a lucky headshot.

     
    He was loaded down with shit.
     
     
    I went from this.

     
     
     
    To This.

     
     
     
     
     
    Proof.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO2cTFuASAc&feature=youtu.be
  5. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    Just checked my FB to see this.
    My fanboy meter is off the fucking charts.
     
     
     
    Never thought they would reply <3
     
    Link to post if you cant read the picture.
    https://www.facebook.com/televisormusic/posts/116775811863875?comment_id=22756&offset=0&total_comments=1&notif_t=share_comment
  11. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    This is the tale of John D. Grace
    Who glued a iphone to his face
    So they called him "Always John"
    Because Always John was Always On
    His friends did ask of John D. Grace
    "Why glue a iphone to your face?"
    He said "Oh please don't have a cow it's just the world we live in now"
    Theres lots of things we cannot spare
    We always eat and breathe the air
    His friends would look confused and say
    "Not with a iphone in the way"
    They decided to be one voice
    And be supportive of his choice
    So each weekend they all rallied
    To the local bolwing ally
    Always John sat on the floor
    And would not play but kept a score
    And cry each ball was hulred
    "You're ranked 10,000,000 in the world!"
    But a bloke who lives in Central Spain
    Did just bowl a perfect game
    Would you like a message sent?
    Commemorating this event
    Once always John brought them down
    Him and his friends would hit the town.
    Heading to their favorite bars
    To drink shots and smoke cigars
    But Always John once full of fun
    Just sat there looking glum
    Because they relized that their the dejection
    The place had no 3G connection
    Which i think serves to explain
    Why his friendships all grew strained
    He also earned their aggravation
    By writing down their infomation
    He'd make a list of things they liked
    Coke or pepsi
    Cars or bikes
    And when he figured out their taste
    He'd throw some adverts at their face
    His friends stoped calling one by one
     
    Till all alone was Always John
    In his room he stayed confined
    And try to live his life online
    But the man who devlierd food
    Grew weary of Johns attitude
    Even he stoped coming 'Round
    So John's Server was shut down.
  12. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    The Dead Linger is a first-person zombie survival game by Sandswept Studios, featuring procedurally generated worlds of up to 64,000 square kilometers. The game went into Alpha on October 31st, 2012, and eventually it will allow you to drive cars, barricade windows, craft items, explore diverse areas, and kill zombies. Lots of zombies. With an initial Windows release and with Mac and Linux releases to follow, you can buy The Dead Linger now for a discounted price of $19.99. Dragging the zombie survival genre back into reality, the game requires you to use your head and stay on your toes to stave off the zombie horde. You are not alone, however: in LAN or Internet-based multiplayer you can compete or cooperate with up to 16 other players.
     
    Picture showcase
     
     
     
    Dev vlog showcase.
     
     
     
    Note: This game is in SUPER APLHA
    So put all of your money into it so it can grow and prosper
     
     
    and check the roadmap.
    http://www.thedeadlinger.com/roadmap
     
    What i think.
     
     
  16. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    Took a spin at Simcity 4 for a few hours and was able to create this fine city.
    Turns out my city as alot larger then the "Big City Tutorial" This is also the first ever city i was able to keep the fiances at bay.
     
    Residential and Business

     
    Residential and Business Pt. 2

     
    Residential and Business + Sea Ports Pt. 3

     
    Pollution filled industry.

     
    And my city as a whole.

  17. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    I finally got a template i like and will use for future videos. But i will try to mess around with things and add some new stuff every video.
     
    And here is * Drum-roll* My first ever full release.
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouEvGJU-2DU&feature=youtu.be
     
    Since i got the template out of the way i can concentrate on 3 main things. 1. The music 2. Pictures... i need pictures for backgrounds :v and 3. A logo... i need a logo..
     
     
     
     
    I am taking song requests.
  19. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcoVX8toRFw&feature=player_embedded
     
     
     
     
     
     
    I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!
    So Yeah...
     
    You spin me right round, babyright round like a record, babyRight round round round. Get it? the video..... its spining..... yeah you get it.
  21. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    Hey look buddy, I'm a copier. That means I copy stuff. Not stuff that could be copy written. I copy Youtube comments. For instance, how am I gonna get to be the top comment? The answer. Copy. And if that don't work. Copy more comments. Like this comment here. Commented by me. Copied by me. And you'd bets hope. Not copying you! Clearing this up further: When a scene (in flash) plays, and reaches the end, the flash item usually just stops. If it's scripted in the actionscript of the flash player to play a new scene in a separate swf (the other video screen or an ad), it may not play this script on the final second, and thus must use the penultimate one instead... Hope I'm not going over your head...
  23. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    Today me and my friend held up in the lodge in Frosty pines with enough firepower to take over the whole server and started spamming chat "Party in frosty pines lodge" and about 5 minutes later players started spawning in near us and some already in the lodge. It was hide and shoot anything that moved for 2 hours then parties began to show up moslty 4-5 and snipers camp in the mountans near it. I did die by skype alt-tabbing me out but i was able to reach the lodge again in another server and the bloodbath began once more until hackers showed up and shot my friend through the lodges walls. Me and my friends friend logged out before he could get us to, His friend went back in only to be welcomed with a bullet. Today we racked up 16-19 kills all in one server.
  24. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense
    So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs!"
  25. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense

    Waaa?

    By SmittyWerbenjagermanjense,

    So today in warz me and my friend joined a server and both spawned in Clearveiw and Clearveiw is a PvP hotspot so we hid in the bed of a truck only to see 4 guy rinning down the street popping zombies off with there guns and they were running right at us so we just sat there as he ran up and gave us a hammer and asked if i had skype so after adding him i was invited into a call of 6 other players who was in the same server so we looked pretty badass walking around Clearveiw in a large group. Later after mostly everyone got off i got another call invite to 2 other guys who in which i joined and walked around for about 2 hours before heading to the Airport to loot only to be stuck by a camper with a Barret 50.cal who in which ran out of ammo and was able to make it to the tower only to be killed by a hacker. So all in all today was a success
     
     
    Thats all.
     

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