DoctorDerp

My cutie mark would be a pony with a cutie mark whose cutie mark is a pony with the same cutie mark. Cutie Mark-ception. We need to go deeper...

According to "Know Your Meme", it started on 4Chan a while ago during when our Brony Forerunners were engaged in Internet flame wars with a Flood of Brony Haters. It was meant as a counter flame to the obviously hateful anti-Brony comments and pictures. Call me a loser? I'll turn the other cheek. Post up a picture of something bad happening to ponies? The philosophy of peace in the show bids that I accept you. It was meant to make haters frustrated indirectly because they seemingly couldn't get Bronies mad. The caveat to this is: "Speak ill of Derpy? B*tch, I will stab you in the eye. Straight in the eye. With an ice pick." The message of peace has limits damn it. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

._. Pinky Pie? Curled up in my bed? I do believe I'd fall over dead from dangerous levels of D'awwwww! Coroner wouldn't even have to cut me open. "Sumb*tch died of too much happy."It seems like the consensus is death caused by too much pony. Maybe it's a good thing these ponies aren't in the same reality as us. The mortality rates would sky rocket. "Awww- hrrrrggghhhh!" *dead*

Buy ponies with impunity I say! People can look at you disapprovingly all they want. What're they going to do about it? A whole lot of nothing, that's what. And if they hassle you, punch em in the d*ck. Or not. Your decision. It's like this. One day, long ago, I finished a sammich/smoothie challenge at a local shop. I ate two sandwiches and drank three 24 oz smoothies in under twelve minutes. I was triumphant- and also in serious pain from all that cold smoothie. I ran outside and started hurling smoothie everywhere onto the blacktop. When I looked back, I saw some lady looking at me with this grossed out expression. I just looked at her, smiled, and waved at her with smoothie barf still on my face. If you let people make you feel bad, then they've won. You flip them the bird and smile, you've won. Or if you puke smoothie everywhere, I consider it a victory also. So much smoothie...

I'd help any pony in Equestria with the exception of maybe Trixie and those two really dumb one's who almost get the entirety of Ponyville subjected to death by bear. Oh, and Diamond Tiara and her sidekick. They can suck it, those little buckers.