Subliminal Broessiv't

This isn't something I did, but rather something that happened to me. You see, I was in Walmart collecting vegan snacks for this here vacation I'm on with my brother, his friend, and my ma. As me and my brother were walking past the bathroom, a couple of portly fellows were walking in the opposite direction. One of them turned to me, pointed emphatically, and loudly asked: "Where have you been all my life!?" he proceeded to say: "Jesus loves you!" Then he walked away with his buddy. Now, at first I was flabbergasted; being an atheist, I didn't know how to respond except to say: "Okay..." I probably should have said "thank you, kind sir!" but I wasn't thinking straight. After awhile I figured it out. My Pinkie Pie hat is pink and this guy was a Christian. Extremist Christians have been protesting homosexuals. This man was letting me know that not all Christians hate gays, and that he didn't have a problem with the lifestyle. I proceeded to be very happy about the whole deal, despite the fact that I am pansexual rather than homosexual.

That's nice, and I do something similar sometimes, but I prefer to listen to pony music through my earbuds during class or out in public so that I can avoid listening to homophobes that think I'm homosexual. My long hair and Pinkie Pie tow-boy hat helps me get away with it. Furthermore, it's more fun to sing at a convention with other bronies. You can deduce that I've only been to one convention because I said "a convention" instead of simply "conventions" ...or rather "typed." Been there, done that quite often, except that the cashiers that live in my area are all somehow aware of bronies and seem to accept us; this is curious because I live in the rear-end of Florida. Maybe there should be a Sunshine State Brony convention, what with all this unashamed positivity and understanding. If you think that being aroused by ponies is high on the crazy meter then I win, hooves down. I guess the thread is over. I buy mine mostly from WeLoveFine.com, but I also got Andrew WK's PINKIE HARD shirt. I have about twenty MLP shirts now and don't wear anything else except for pants held up by my pony belt, my pony hat, and my pony jacket.. I'm not going to put your awesome story in quotes because it's right up there and ponies can read it for themselves, but I will quote that first sentence so that I can say that I approve of your course of action and commend you. That's right, spread the rule of our Sun Goddesses (may she live forever, amen)! Sex-wise I'm right there with you (with the exception that I partake of R34 rather than contributing to it), but I think you have me beat with the gore thing, simply because I haven't found anything short of pictures similar to yours with gore and ponies that I liked (with the exception of Rainbow Factory.) I WOULD also like a crossover of American McGee's Alice and My Little Pony that wasn't a simple "Equestria is part of Wonderland" one-shot, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't exist. I didn't have the money on me to buy that thing when I wanted to, so I still don't have it. With so much pony to buy, Halo 4 and Dishonored coming out, and me not having a job I seem to be having trouble gathering funds for that purchase at the moment. Again, I won't repost your story, but that's another good one. That's how you get those that were once haters curious. Once they get curious they do research. Once they do research they watch the show, and we all know what happens after that. As you all might have gathered, I've done a lot of crazy things in a lot of different categories, by my favorite crazy thing that I've done was something that took place in Austin, Texas in a pizza place that served vegan pizza just after Brony Fan Fare. There I met GEOFF RAMSEY, in my pony garb, and he asked me if I was a "Brony or a Clopper," his words exactly, while his daughter was at the table with him. I admitted "Clopper, guilty as charged," and he proceeded to not mind at all, to the point of not caring. I then took of photo with the lot of them, which was Geoff, his daughter, presumably his wife, and that other guy from Achievement Hunter (who might be his brother.) To this day I am disturbed by the fact that I don't know enough about them personally to identify their relationships without Google. I am a bad, sorry excuse for a Rooster Teeth fan. Either way, Private Dexter Grif thinks cloppers are a-okay, and that's good enough for me.