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  1. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    What a fucking crock of shit.
     

     
    As you can see,
     
    8 VICS (light tank - poor armor, but speed and auto gun on its side)
    3 Medium II's - (med tank - poor armor again, huge gun makes up for it a bit)
    2 Cruiser III's - (another medium - paper thin armor, plus average speed and spitball gun)
    and 2 UCs - (tank destroyer - nice gun and armor)
     
    are on our side.
     
    On their side:
     
    8 T-18s (TD - Huge 75mm howitzer, 52mm frontal troll armor and 50 km/h speed - probably the most OP tank in the game)
    3 M2 Lights (light - never played this one, idk)
    2 T2 Mediums (medium tank - average, but with a semi-auto cannon great for sniping)
    2 T7 Cars (abnormal rate of fire, auto cannon will shred you like cheese at the deli)
     
    And we get pummeled. I fired 2 entire clips at the T18 but didn't pen once. He took me out in 1 shot.
     

  2. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    So, I created a WoT acc a few weeks ago and to tell you the truth - I am hooked.
    I'm already up to Tier 3 and I'm starting to learn the weak spots and everything.
     
    The thing is, War Thunder is coming out with Ground Forces in a few weeks (which will probably wipe the floor with WoT, WoWP and WoWS), and in 9.0 WoT is switching to Havok engine which will -
     
    a) ruin the chances of me running the game on my pos pc
    fuck up the entire game with cheaters (because everybody knows Havok is a piece of cake to hack)
     
    So, not looking good for WoT.
     
    And, before you bomb me with "CHEAP ASS UPGRADE UR PC NAG NAG NAG"
    here's my specs, and remember PC parts are expensive here in Serbia, and I have zero allowance
     
    AMD Phenom x3 2.3 GHz
    ATI Radeon HD 4350 (?) 512 MB (no OC)
    3 GB RAM
    W7 Ultimate x86
     
    PS. I swear to god no game will work well even though I surpass max requirements, WoT gets 30 frames on minimum for fucks sake, my ganes ran like butter on XP)
  6. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    Okay, so finally 3 days ago, the forum rules catch up to me and Swoop changes my username back to the pathetic StefanSreto that I use everywhere (literally).
     
    this just got personal loljk
     
    I am known here for my ultranationalism and not being able to smile at my cyrillic username and be like "ooh, I'm so Serbian" makes me sad. And the fact that I had a cyrillic username for almost a year makes it ever so shitty.
     
    ALSO, what the fuck is up with the onslaught of new users? I leave the forums for 10 days and it's like Discord flipped everything upside down.
  8. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    Good god, this could become a frickin' series!
     
    So I've been really inactive these few days, I still don't have my new PSU, but my SGS3 is keeping me in touch .
     
    So, a few nights ago, I dreamt that I had logged on to the forums at night. I had two notifs. One of them was a mention - it was a page that announced new mods - and I became a sectional moderator for Cloudsdale. Other guys I remember being promoted were Concord and RD92.
     
    Of course, after waking up, I realized it was a dream and I wanted to bawl my eyes out.
  9. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    So, just pulled an all nighter.
    Dad bringing Doctor and Derpy shirt , iPad & SGS3 from 'Murica (I'm a lucky fucking freshman)
    PSU Burnout (typing trom a crappy Android tablet) last night.
     
    So, I was playing some FS9 last night (specifically a B707 out of my custom Morava Airport) and my comp turns off and started stinking like shit (wasn't even on too long). I open the windows and check out the rig. CPU and HDD intact, I suspected it was either the PSU or the mobo, but I didn't care much and went to bed, but I couldn't sleep. Chatted with dad and convinced him to buy me a pony shirt. Binged.
     
    Got on my feet at 5:45 AM and tried powering on my comp again. Starts booting up. PSU begins to smoke up. Run downstairs.
     
    So, how do I stay awake a bit, until about 9 PM? (21h)
  10. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    So, last night I had a dream about the iCarly crew doing a flash mob at some place with giant monitors everywhere that show everything they yell.
     
    They were vulgar words (Freddie was yelling PENIS PENIS PENIS). And then I mentioned how big a wimp he was a couple years ago and Sam and Carly started laughing their asses off.
     
    Later, they show up at my ex-school (I'm a freshman now ) and there's fucking Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) dressing up like Jobs, he gives some speech and everyone gives him a standing ovation.
     

  14. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    As you may or may not know, Serbia has been hit with cataclysmic, biblical-level floods, the worst in 120 years.
     
    2 1/2 months worth of rain has poured onto the country, leaving dozens of cities without power.
    Landslides have taken dozens of homes and lives.
     
    Serbian Prime Minister Aleksandar Vučić has proclaimed a total state of emergency for the entire country, including Vojvodina and Kosovo
     
    Russia has sent 70 tons of humanitarian aid and 60 special ops soldiers to help the Serbian Army to combat floods all around the country
     
    EU has sent nothing.
     
    Cities closest to complete disaster are Šabac and Obrenovac. At 9 PM last night in Belgrade, 3000 people came to the Sava Centar to volunteer to save Šabac.
     
    Early this morning my hometown Kraljevo sent several buses filled with people for Obrenovac
     
    I plead with you, whoever is in a financial situation to donate, please do.
    HELP #serbiafloods #poplave
     
    The easiest way to help is to send a blank message to 1003, which will donate 100dinars+tax to people in need... (1.5 dollars, 1.1 euros)
     
    EDIT: Second wave has just started, was coming back from the city. Not looking good...
     
    http://www.facebook.com/djokovic.official
     
    Government of Serbia fundraising accounts
     
    euros 01-504619-100193230-000000-0000
    dinars 840-3546721-89
     
    SWIFT payment instructions for Euros and Dollars: http://goo.gl/dHLyXU
     
    Call centers
     
    +381 11 312 0741
    +381 11 312 0739
    +381 11 312 9939
    +381 11 312 0742
    +381 11 312 0646
     
    Thank you very much, from the bottom of my heart.
     
    - Stefan Sretović
    a.k.a Chetnik
  16. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    This has officially become a series.
     
    The first dream was about me supposedly carrying around a deadly laser or some other weapon. It was at this small airport terminal in Serbia that I've seen multiple times in my dreams, and in one dream my grandmother and I flew out of it (with a Dash8). In the last few dreams the terminal looked burnt down, only the shell remaining. I got ambushed by the police and tased twice in the balls. (it actually really hurt) Some lady inspected my bag at the station and found just a flashlight and a laser pointer and released me.
     
    Later, my grandma (diabetic, hip replaced) drove us around and somehow we got to the Microsoft Serbia HQ. My friends were there. We all went into the main office and BG was there. He talked about Avast detecting something on the ms.com servers and shut em all down, and I was like "What about MS Security Essentials"? My friends burst out laughing while Bill gave me the most pissed off face ever. He later gave us candy.
     
    And then I return home and go on the forums. I had a notification for an RP called "Battle for Kosovo", first post 16 September. I was invited but hadn't posted yet. I couldn't recognize anyone on it except @@Champion RD92. GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN
  17. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    Thank you MLPForums for being what you are, probably the greatest forum online. You have a great guy running ya @@Feld0 great staff keeping it clean, and probably the most intelligent fanbase.
     
    I'm a bit late with this but I would also like to thank ALL of you for making me have a blast at my year here, probably one of the most awesome years of my life. I've met so many awesome guys here and would like to give some shout outs, in no order:
     
    @@Dimitri Hammer
    @@Concord
    @
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    @@ParsoOfEquestria
     
    THANK YOU!
     
    Chetnik
  18. Dr. Vojislav Seselj
    Some guys on the forum who know me a bit better know that I am a hardcore fan of Red Star Belgrade - probably the most prized club of Eastern Europe - champions of the world in 1991.
     
    Who new that for 20 years we'd go from the best in the world to hanging on for dear life?
    We haven't won a title for 6 years.
    The players play worse every season but the fans - surprisingly - support the club more every year.
     
    Last year we were denied the Europa League by the refs - equalizing in the 88th minute but only 1 minute later, Obraniak's dive in the box was called a foul by Mark Klattenberg - and Bordeaux goes through.
     
    The team who worked hard fell on the floor in tears. Serbia cried that day.
     
    But I still love my Zvezda, no matter what.
     
    ~ Chetnik
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIdmjpRcPBY
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