The Rainbownator

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOU SONS OF ZOGS....horses there one thing you don't know about orks....we are a fungus....we like to *grimskuls limbs slowly grow back* REGENERATE!!!! *once his limbs are back he charges at the guards and stomps tears and punches them to a pulp, grimskul looks around in the room and finds a large locked chest*...hmmm.....*he tears off the lock and looks inside and finds his klaw*...foolish zogs *he attaches his klaw back on* WHO'S NEXT!!!!

*grimskul looks down at his arms to see that his gun and klaw are gone* YOU SON OF A ZOG I'LL TEAR YOUR ZOGGINGS HEADS OFF *he charges full speed at shining armour, he the grabs his head* YOU HAD TO GET RID OF MY KLAW DIDN'T YA * he grabs his legs and rips him in half, he throws his limp body on the ground and looks at black twinkle*...YOUR NEXT YOU PUNY SON OF A ZOG *grimskul grabs black twinkle by the legs and starts beating him against the wall*

*grimskul wakes up not long after being put in the execution room*.....wha-WHAT!!! WHERE THE ZOG AM I?!! *he looks around the room is dark and he is chained to the wall at the other end is a thick steel door* WHO EVER ZOGGING PUT ME HERE IS GONA BE TORN TO SHREDS WITHIN SECONDS OF ME GETTING OUT OF HERE!!! *he uses all his might and all the power of his mega armour ((look at the picture at the beginning)) to rip the chains out of the wall, he falls to the floor with a loud thump*...now then I have some unfinished buisness....*he charges at the door breaking it down and breaking it in half* WHERE'S THE ZOGGING HORSE WHO PUT ME IN THERE IM GONA TEAR THEM APART!!!!

It won't matter as long as I kill the one that killed my horde *the soldiers return with black twinkle* well,well,well if it isn't black zogging twinkle....you know that pink horses spirit is going to kill me tomorrow.....but as long as your not alive to witness it then i don't care you know why...... *he picks him up with his klaw* YOUR WIFE KILLED ZOGWORT YOU KILLED MY HORDE NOW YOU WILL DIE IN THE NAME OF GORK AND MORK *grimskul puts his gun to black twinkles head* any last words you zogging piece of [cencerd]?

I do have the LOOTZ but I need some kinda cupcakez for them to work....and I killed the only horse who knew where they were.....so they are just dead weight and somthing for me to sell for teeth when I get back.........if I get back.......are you sure you have no Idea where the little zog is....have you tried under the castle maby there's a bunker.

*grimskul stops* I'm not trying to kill you I'm trying to kill him to, his pink pony killed zogwort he killed my entire horde AND I WANT HIS ZOGGING HEAD ON A SPIKE!!! NOW IF YOU'D MOVE THE ZOG OUT MY WAY I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM.....WITH MY POWER KLAW *grimskul continues to charge* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*grimskul stands back up* I have no way of this ZOGGING planet....and there too many enemy's.....I.....I can't survive......but I ain't going down without a fight...*grimskul starts to charge at full speed strait for canterlot* FOR GORK FOR MORK FOR THE HORDE AND FOR ZOGWORT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grimskul looks down at the message* and when that day comes I willbe there to kill you once more *grimskul walks slowly out of the bunker with a sad yet angry face*....why....*he looks over at the canterlot castle and watches the explosions as the castle starts to crumble*....that could be my horde up slaughtering thousands......I.....I have failed you gork and mork *he falls to his knees* I have failed you my horde.....I have failed you zogwort....

ZOGWORT!!!! YOU ZOGGING [cencerd] I'LL ZOGGING KILL YOU!!!! *grimskul opens fire at pinkie spraying explosive bullets at her* YOU ZOGGING [cencerd] HE WAS MAH BEST MATE AND YOU ZOGGING KILLED HIM *at such close range 98% of the bullets hit, pinkies body disintegrating into nothing but blood* YOU ZOGGING [cencerd] [cencerd] GRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *he stops firing and stomps full force onto the very little that's left of pinkie, afterwards there is nothing left but a blood splatter no limbs not even an hoof*....*he turns around and looks at zogwort*...no.....zogwort.......no.......great now I do t have a way of this stupid zogging planet...

*grimskul throws the cupcake on the ground and stomps on it he then grabs pinkie and the baby* don't play games with uz, we don't need anything from you *he throws the baby on the ground* exept to make black twinkle suffer *he shoots the baby 16 times leaving practically nothing left* now for you pink horse *he clenches his claw slicing pinkie into three pieces*...our job here is done...

Wait zogwort I have an idea to really make this horse suffer *whispers into zogworts ears* (zogwort: really that seems mean....even for you....but it would be good to see the one who killed our horde suffer....I'll do it *zogwort slams his staff into the ground telerporting both of them back to ponyville...in the bunker....where pinkie is, in a bright flash of green lighting zogwort and grimskul appear infront of pinkie in the bunker* (grimskul:....hello there....horse...

*grimskul looks at black twinkle*...zogwort now would be a good time for plan B (zogwort: agreed *zogwort slams his staff now making a shield were the door was with the still inside the room were the door was* ok now we are safe part 2 of the plan *zogwort twirls the staff over his head* ow wak mul he...(grimskul: stop the zog and just do it already (zogwort:....fine *lighting lashes out and hits grimskul and zogwort telerporting them 269 miles south*...we...should....be....safe.

*with a menacing smile grimskul says* you heard him zogwort...to canterlot (zogwort: *with a flash of light zogwort and grimskul disappear and reappear in the main chamber of the castle where the elements are kept* (grimskul: now where be the lootz...*looks around and sees a door with a hole and six orbs on it* they must be in there...*grimskul charges at full speed at the door smashing into it breaking it down of its hinges* ah ha here we are *grimskul picks up the box containing the elements* finally the lootz ZOGWORTWE FOUND THE LOOTZ *opens the box*.......WHAT THE ZOG ARE THESE THIS ISN'T THE LOOTZ THESE ARE JUST NECKLACES AND A CROWN WHAT THE ZOG AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!!! (zogwort: maby they are the lootz try putting them on (grimskul: well ok then...*grimskul puts on the crown and the five necklaces but the necklaces are too small so he puts them on his arm*?...I don't feel anything.

Four things you stupid horse and bug 1 thank you for telling us, 2 we don't care if your in danger, 3 zogwort insnt magical he can use the power of the warp to....do stuff, 4 if you call me a green smurf one more time I'll tear your guts out through your nose, now could be so kind as to tell us were canterlot is so we can help set up some defences for you?

Well what ever does happen tomorrow *grimskul clicks a button on his gun* you won't be there to see it (zogwort: *zogwort holds out his hands and a new staff appears he grabs it and the lighting returns to normal*...so bug....where are the elements of harmony? (grimskul: oh yeah I forgot about those.....so WHERE ARE THE LOOTZ?!!!

Uhh....zogwort any ideas...(zogwort:...of course I do....now grimskul what do you think that staff was for? (grimskul: so you could use the power of the warp (zogwort: wrong *the lighting becomes even more frantic,brighter and larger* it was there for decoration *a huge blast of green lighting comes out of every where from zogwort and strikes every single changling making them explode into nothing but blood and guts*...so bug that all you got?

Zogwort....I think we should....run....(zogwort:..*the lighting back to its normal size but still very frantic in movment*...I agree...one small problem....(grimskul:...what? (zogwort:...with out my staff I can't make a portal (grimskul:....cant you do that thing with the squig? (zogwort: I need my staff for that....so we are screwd...*both zogwort and grimskul run as fast as possible away from the changlings*

*grim skul looks at the ashes left of zogworts staff*......I feel sorry for you horse....you have no idea what you've done to your self *grimskul slowly backs away* (zogwort:......*the green lightning coming from zogworts eyes becomes more frantic and larger*.....what happens next is your own doing......*the lighting thrashes out and hits every horse in the area turning them all to dust every unicorn every earth pony every Pegasus all dead even killing captain messerschmit leaving only black twinkle,as this happens zogwort screams out the war cry the loudest ever known* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The orks just stare at black twinkle* ugh....you don't get it do you.....LADZ SEARCH EVERY SINGLE ZOGGING ROOM IF THEY SAY DONT SEARCH ONE KILL DEM THEN SEARCH IT AND I DON'T WANA SEE A SINGLE ROOM TORN OF THAT HAPPENS THE LOOTZ WILL BE DESTROYED, WHO EVER FINDS THE LOOTZ FIRST WILL GET 79 TEETH AND A GRETCHIN SLAVE NOW GO FIND DEM LOOTZ!!!!

*grim skul looks down at the map and compass* what the zog is this?... We don't need paper or a piece of metal we just need eyes to find your base....and by the way.....when we do find the base.....WE GONA TEAR THE PLACE APART TO FIND THE ELEMENTS LETS GO LADZ.....wait.....zogwort try that thing you did last time with the fire (zogwort: really...ok then *he holds his staff horizontally in front of him* ol wha hm ka lok Mae sec hols FO!! *a wave of fire fires out of his staff and demolishes the entire forest* (grimskul: that should make finding it easier...NOW LADZ GO FIND THAT BASE!!!!

A hard for two orks....zogwort you know what to do *the lighting coming from zogworts eyes becomes more frantic and bigger as he twirls his staff over his head (zogwort: uk mel come meh uz gec mull GRAH!! *he slams his staff down causing lighting g to come up from the ground around them each one making 8 orks appear soon there were a thousand orks all in leather armor and armed with axes* your not the only one with phykics LADZ TO THE FOREST WE'VE GOT A BASE TO FIND AND THERE 50 TEETH FOR WHO EVER FINDS IT FIRST!! *the entire horde including zogwort and grimskul move into the forest and start searching for the hidden base*

WELL THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR HAND OVER THE SIX CUPCAKES NOW BEFORE ZOGWORT KILLS YOU YOUR ARMY AND YOR PINK HORSE!!! *he says holding out his mechanical klaw* (zogwort: are you sure this is wise grimskul they could be poisoned? (grimskul: yes it's fine they don't have the right ingredients to Piosen an ork.

What the zog would I do with a bunch of horses just give me the jewels...well now that I think about it your realms jewels would bairly get me one tooth it would be pointless......unless they could be used as a weapon.....tell me horse what do these elements do? do they enhance the wearer do they shoot out a laser do they cause an explosion?

*grimskul halts to a stop*...the elements of harmony *he slowly turns to face black twinkle*...they sound like they'd get me tonz of teeth....tell me where could I find them? *he says putting zogwort down* I don't want to leave here empty handed *zogwort stomps his staff down and green lighting spurts towards the portal causing it to close* well horse WHERE ARE THE ELEMENTZ OF HARMONY!!

YOU THINK I WANTED TO COME HERE THE PORTAL OPENED AT RANDOM RIGHT INFRONT OF ME I CAME HERE BY ACCIDENT *grimskul grabs zogwort and gets ever closer I the portal* IM NEVER COME BACK TO THIS PLACE SPACE MARINES ARE EASIER AND HAVE BETTER LOOTZ *grumskul jumps towards the portal still holding onto zogwort* SEE YA YOU ZOGGING HORSES!!!