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Harmonic Revelations

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  1. There are two types of users: Users who get it and users who don't. There's been an influx of the latter as of late and that's semi-disturbing.

    1. Qwak

      Qwak

      i agree

       

    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Get what? I don't get it oh.

    3. Qwak

      Qwak

      just like me with aids

       

  2. I personally stick to a very small portion of the internet. I only use about five different websites total, and Tumblr is not one of them. Thanks for the heads up.
  3. I actually think that Level 7 is less than level 6 because by becoming them, the character you love would technically cease to exist, so my love for Celestia is at 6.
  4. Really? I know many females and not a single one would tolerate such stereotypes.
  5. I hate how sensitive I am. It's actually very easy to make me upset if you know how to do so. Also, my temper comes to mind.
  6. Skype is the ancient Nordic god of power and control. It is said that if you sacrifice three bags of Cheetos everyday at 3 PM on the dot, you will be granted internet popularity and a sense of self-worth, eventually becoming a god yourself. If you do this correctly, you can then use a special god telepathy power called IM to communicate with plebians who worship you. You can even manipulate light itself to create a kind of two way viewing portal between you and others. It even projects sound! For an extra sacrifice, you can do things like take this power with you on the go, or hold a mass sermon with many of your followers at once. This is called "Premium". I hope this helps you. Source: I've been doing it for years.
  7. Who knew it's harder to get laid when you enjoy magical talking candy-colored horses? It sure is a surprise to me. This is somewhere between over-generalizing and sexist.
  8. I have played Halo since Combat Evolved came out, and the shotgun and pistol have always been my favorite combination.
  9. I do more than this per day and I'm wimpier than Steve Urkel. What is this even supposed to improve?
  10. It's as addictive as Morphine. In all seriousness, I prefer Pepsi.
  11. I've been studying German for a bit over two years, and I think it's pretty easy if you're a native English speaker due to how similar the languages are (English is a Germanic language). In the same sense, I think learning English is probably fairly easy for native German speakers.
  12. Good morning.

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    2. Serbon div

      Serbon div

      @Sig Maybe it is because of a recent climate change?

    3. Sig Hoovestrong

      Sig Hoovestrong

      @Comrade Serbon

      How know's, maby is Armageddon of thr world on it's way. How know's. :P

    4. Serbon div

      Serbon div

      @Sig I meant small scale climate change :P And I know who knows :P

  13. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.

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    2. Ruddboy Olaf

      Ruddboy Olaf

      Nighty nighters,Harmy!

    3. Qwak

      Qwak

      see you tomorrow btw.... you took 5,032 breaths in your sleep last night

       

    4. Nohbdy

      Nohbdy

      Goodnight, sweet prince.

  14. Twilight, she's so adorkable it's hard not to love her.
  15. Greetings, friends. Today I am here to talk about the forums, namely the dark truth I've uncovered. It all started when I saw SCS handing Artemis a black box. I was curious, so I asked what was in it, SCS then stabbed me to death. After I came back as a ghost, I floated through the walls and peaked in the box. Inside the box was a set of letters, which I immediately knew to convert into numbers and then use on a safe, a safe that makes whale calls at approximately 11:59 AM everyday on the dot. Once I located the source of these whale calls, I entered the numbers, which was Moony's birthday in numeric form, backwards. I knew this from watching him extensively for several years. Once I cracked open the safe, I found a vulture. I know that vultures are known in some cultures to represent birds, so I flipped off the gigantic Poniverse logo that is located next to my house. When I did this, it glowed and opened a portal to Equestria. Once I approached this portal, DashForever stopped me. We engaged in a long fight but I ended up defeating him by slapping him with a watermelon. He then exploded into white flame. I knew he would be back, as moderators are eternal and come back to life through the flames of Oblivion. DashForever's anime friends attacked me. I managed to fend them off with a fire hydrant I ripped out of the ground with my beefy arms that I gained from not using steroids for many years. Once they were defeated, I jumped through the portal. I found myself in Equestria, so I did the only responsible thing and killed all the ponies except for Trixie, Fluttershy, and Celestia. Then I immediately returned home as a pony. And that's how America was founded.
  16. I have killed Qwak and repossessed his account. If anybody has any objections, they can be addressed directly to the trash can.

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    2. Harmonic Revelations

      Harmonic Revelations

      nope im dead - Qwak

       

    3. Qwak

      Qwak

      HELP I STILL AROUND

       

       

    4. Serious Sam

      Serious Sam

      *Grabs Qwak* LETS GET OUT OF HERE!

  17. Life would be much easier if I didn't care about other people. Easy things don't tend to be worth doing, however.

    1. Satsuki Kiryuin

      Satsuki Kiryuin

      Ay bby, if u goin round town and u aint care about me, ill be hartbrake.

    2. Qwak

      Qwak

      I swear i will bite down on this cyanide pill

  18. I don't need to like stories where humans are jerks, I live in one.
  19. But that's exactly the point. If you were going to make an international forum, you would start needing more moderators. Your argument is kind of strange, because you're saying "Your project would make us need more moderators, but we don't need more moderators at the moment so we can't do it.". That would introduce the need. The only thing the staff needs to do is take the initiative.
  20. But there are tons of people here on the forums who speak second languages. It's only as complicated as being willing to look for them. I could name quite a few off the top of my head.
  21. I am a troll and I find this thread offensive.
  22. I hate so many types of people that it would be easier to list the ones I don't hate or find annoying in some way. Condescending people are the worst, though. I'm the sarcastic type myself, but not in a condescending way.
  23. Or you could, you know, hire moderators that speak both English and other common languages.
  24. The already-existing auto-save feature on posts that already exists should stop the bulk of the problems you are facing.
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