GrandMasterMiku

Heres a confession. I am absolutly fucking ecstatic that Derpy will be out of MLP. I'm just so sick of the fandom gushing over her and defending her by telling us about whats wrong with them. Look, I never asked for your medical file so shut up. Likewise, all of the famous BG ponies wouldn't be worth my time. Like I have time to rewatch every single episode just see a pony in the background. Confession # dos I absolutly hate the gender swap ponies. Dusk Shine He looks like he cut his mane with a weed wacker blindfolded himself. Also (BTW, ima dude) I hate when people call him cute. I've seen way cuter stallions Butterscotch Name reminds me of the kid from South Park. And he looks more like a wimp then shy. Rainbow Blitz How can we make RD even more overrated? Lets make her a guy! Since when does a tomboy with longish hair have a male counterpart with a MOHAWK? And the eyebrows. Sweet Celestia, they make him look like a douche. Applejack Being an apple orchird boy myself, his design says he can't groom himself to save his life. lame I know. Barry Bubble You do realize there are more then two facial expressions for guys right? Because whenever I see BB, all I see is either his stupid grin or emo face. Seriously, wait, did I spell that word right on the first try? yes! Elusive I like over the top characters like James from Pokemon(Prior BW), Vegeta, Yacko, Wakco, Dot, etc. But Elusive does not have the quality that makes the afore mentioned characters likable. Artimis Overrated as Fuck Solaris Okay, I get the mane color change but since when do purple eyes turn in to blue eyes? Also, why name him a lord? Artimis is called a prince and yet they're still "co-ruling". Uh, I think Lord is levels higher then a prince. Confession three Out of the elder siblings, the one I can't connect with is Shining. Maybe it's because I don't have a high posistion job, or a hot girlfirend, or an awesome little sister, or handsome features. Look, older siblings arn't perfect but we don't need somebody like SA to be rubbed into our faces Consession IIII I'm half Big Mac and Half Twi. Im big, strong, quite but also like to read and would like to spend most of time in a library. I'm bit of nerd at times. Confession 5 dolla 5 dolla 5 dolla fut long Im in the processes of making a MLP fanmanga coming out in late summer. or at least, I will be once I get a tablet but I got over half of it scripted already

I really hate the fan nicknames that fandom gives to the background ponies. It's like they come up with the first thing that comes to thier head and just leave like that. Like Derpy, she's name after something that gets old after an nour. And speaking about Derpy, I really hate it when people procliam her as the fandoms repersentive. Yeah, no. I never asked for Derpy to be my repersentive. In fact, I never asked for repersneitive at all, I'm nothing like Derpy. Sure I forget things but that's because I'm ignorant not because I'm a klutz. Ok, rant over.

I've been pretty much a Trixie fan since Boast Busters and Magic Dual, even though I said I don't like the fanservice overloaded episodes, was awesome so I'll make an exception.

I HATE the fandom interpetation of the backgorund ponies. Eqeustria at war fanfics bore me to tears I think HIE fanfics are balent self inserts I don't think Cadance is a mary sue BUT I do think SA is a huge one I enjoy the show better when there arn't shoutouts to bronys

To be totally honest, I like the canon design of male!Applejack way way way better then the fanons design. It seems rather right. I mean, F!AJ has a striaght mane while M!AJ has a spiky mane, how does that work?

care to explian? Anyway, I really want punch Cadence and Shining! They are more boring characters in the show! Sombra had potential but these guys are just pretty much boring! Now, I'm sure you heard everyone else say that there Mary Sue's without any evidents and you have the right to ignore them, but here somethigns I've noticed. First, let us define a Mary Sue. In laymans terms, A Mary Sue is a character who comes out of nowhere and steals that show form the hero's. They are also shoehorned in the protaganist life with a half asrsed explination and wins with no build up. Oh, they have no personality. They come out of nowhere. Yes, yes, I know most of us had seen the leak and knew ahead of time, but think of this, they have written season two when season one was still airing and season three midway season two. that means they could of mention SA and Cadance anymoment in the second half of season two. Shoehorned into Twilight's life If you have anyone who has made a impact as Sa and Cadance had on Twilight, you would be incliened to mention them in a corversation if you could. So we're supposed to believe the Twilight wasn't a totally shut-in before coming to ponyville? Twilight has mary sue quilties herself but her flaws are so exaggerated that there overlooked. Steal the show The moment they come in, we go from a show about six friends and thier adventures to Twilight and the two people we're told were her only freinds as a filly. Yes, it was wedding episode so ther is focus on the characters, but it felt that the five were just, there. Win the fight with no build up So Chrsy wins and things look grim for the ponies. This is perfect turning point for the hero's to make a comeback! What happens next? Cadance goes up to SA and breaks him out of his zombie state. SA tries to stop Chrsylias but is to weak. So Cadance says, "My love will give you strength." And then they power up and banish Chryslias. Thats it. No slow moment before the blast, no "oh so chessy" love montage moment, no twinkling eyes, no nothing! Just a cliche line and bam, the villians gone. Personality They have nothing beyond the nice guy/girl routine. And they're supposed to have really important duties as well. Prince of her own empire and captian of royal guard, you think there would more to them then just being nice. The only good thing about this is that we don't have see them agian.

The concept is good but like I said, it's the names and the design. Rainbow Blitz- Lazy naming, completely bad design. RD is supposed to be an athlete with an attitude. Blitz looks like a punk wannabe. Rainbow Dash has the most used design in canon. Why should Rainbow blitz have a unique design? Butterscotch- Name, makes me think of Butters from the South Park. And he looks like Pegasus!Caramel with Fluttershy's colour scheme. Dusk Shine- just dosn't have the ring as Twilight Sparkle. And I can't stand how his fangirl's call him cute. Eluisive-Okay, the names means to actively hide from you. Rarity something that disen't happen often. And he looks even girler the Raity. Bubble Barry- I asked how he got that name and this what I got. "Bubble gum is pink and so is Pinkie." It was a long time ago so I can't remeber excatly how it goes but thats the general gist. And if he grew out his mane and curved out his snout, he could pass for a Pinkie clone. Applejack-I can't stand the whole androdgens name excuse. He's basicly Big Mac with AJ's colour scheme and a bad mane cut. Equetria at war fanfics- they all seem the same to me. Some bad thign happens or an Overpowered bad guy coems and screw over Equestria. Cue the ponies being OOC and Death. And pointless gore. HiE fanfics- This is also soemthign that irks me. All pretty much "Human dirtbag with really bad past suddenly wake up in Equestria." Then it gets better. He meets the ponies and either they fall in love with him or they overglorify him. Slef-interst- We're not looked in a positive light in the first place, so shipping you're self with ponies isn't helping.

Gender swaped ponies. Thier names and design just dosn't do it for me. Rainbow Blitz, Butterscotch, Dusk Shine, Bubble Barry, Elusive, Applejack, they all seem so, poorly concevied.

Season one, I really can't recall any bad ones. season 2 Lesson Zero- at first I thought it was funny but then it justgot borring. Twi goes crazy, stuff happens, bla bla. Baby cakes-First of all, Pinkie WAS being responsible, but then the twins suddenly got thier powers. Yes yes, I know what they said in the begining but really? Ponyville Confidential-What reall got me was the fact that Featherwieght got premoted. I agree with other people who disliked this episode but that really got me. Okay, so DT and the CMC got thier dues but the guy who actually took the pictures gets premoted just becuase he told an adult? yeah, great lesson, if willinely do something wrong, you won't get in trouble if you tell someone. It about time- I don't like war video games so the Solid Twilight meme is really annoying. That and thanks to Twi's line about an "epic pony war" I can't go to FFN with seeing it cluttered with Equetria at war fanfics. sorry to go off topic there but that episode really irks me. AWC- Being an older brother myslef, I faced palmed when I rewatch the episodes. Shining is so useless! Here I thought MLP would so differnt then the other shows. Older brothers are either jerks, unimportant, or just mentioned. Then there's the part where he powers up a shield that only "he" can create. Didn't we see Twi do the samething a couple of episodes ago? and the whole love thing, the only interaction we get between the real!Candance and SA was at the end. Alright, we're told that they love each other but we never see. And supposedly this love was strong enough to send the changlings beyond Equestria. the Characters themselve are "Meh", but we could really use an scene were thier love believilble. A cliche scene would of work, seeing as the power of love wasn't any cheezier. Man, thats got to be my longest post.

Wait, I got some more! But there all fancharacters, OCs, and Gender swaps. I actually like the jerks though. Because they gets whats coming to them in the end anyway.

Overated: RD, Derpy, Luna(as much as I love her , the fandom is way too obsessed with her), All of the background ponies. Underrated: hard to say, but I'd have to say Scootaloo. seriously, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle get thier own episodes but Scoots gets none? I'm starting to get the feeling that the writers don't like orange that much.

Do Genderbenders count? If so, the mane six. Espically RD. I really really really dislike Rainbow blitz's design, isn't he supposed to be an athlete instead of a punk? helps if I really don't RB that much in the first place. Any way, going on to cannon, I'd have to say, Shining Armor. I know you're trying not be usless but it's not okay to toss your tired, hungrey wife, ever. Yeah, I really don't like SA.

The Episode was quite good, although the subplot about Twi. trying to turn an apple into an orange felt rather arubtly closed. They never really got to finish it up, it just sorta of rather, ended. by the way, how do you make a disccusion forum?