Deez Nuts

By Not Yellow Diamond

• August 30, 2015

Age: 42(6/9)

Gender: Other

Species: Alicorn

Appearance: Has wings, has a horn, is black and has jacked up teeth

Cutie Mark: Two Brown Coconuts

Personality: Enjoys comedy, hates other ponies not paying attention to him, has a temper and is annoying to almost everypony

Backstory: He was born. His parents loved him, or at least his mother did. <br /><br />His father was an abusive asshat and a drunk.<br /><br />Deez Nuts made poor grades in school and was constantly made fun of by others colts.<br /><br />One day, Deez Nuts bought a lottery ticket and one.<br /><br />Now he's semi - to, unhappily married with Sarah Jessica Parker, aka the closest thing Humans have to an Equestrian horse