Douche Baggerson

By Victor van Dort

• January 13, 2013




Age: 21

Gender: Male

Species: Pegasus

Cutie Mark: A literal douchebag. He gained it in school when he learned he could get the fillies by acting like a complete and utter douche. Represents how he lives his life: like a douchebag.

Personality: He is a douche. A self-obsessed, moronic narcissistic douche.

Backstory: He had a tough childhood, as he only had his mom who had a terrible paying job. In the 6th grade he noticed all his friends had fillyfriends, so he went out to get one. He tried being nice: it didn't work, he tried being neutral: it didn't work, so he tried being a douchebag: it worked! He got his cutie mark, and ever since he moved out of his mom's house he's been partying at the clubs and getting all the mares. Of course, he does have a lack of education, rent money, and a decent-paying job, but who the fuck gives a shit about those fundamental values in life? YOLO!