Kozaky

By Widdershins

• October 16, 2016

Age: 47

Gender: Male

Species: Non-Pony

Appearance: Species: batpony<br /><br /> Kozaky has a deep purple coat & a ragged black mane that is clearly only held together by copious amounts of grease. <br /><br /> Kozaky (it rhymes with So Whacky) fancies himself a mad scientist and one of the many favored things he's pulled out of other ponies' garbage is the tattered & stained labcoat he always wears. This coat is so frayed in numerous places that he's worn a hole though the back of it to fit his twitchy little bat wings through. <br /><br /> While he does have a set of fangs, poor hygiene has made him resort to chewing his food in a very squirrel-like fashion. Not helping his rodentical features are his shifty, beady little eyes & his tendency to arch his back over his garbage horde & hiss like a wild racoon. <br /><br /> While rather unkempt & unhealthy, Kozaky has a wiry strength to him that gives the impression that he's wiggled his way out of quite a few handcuffs(Hoofcuffs?) in his time, only to get immediately arrested again when he stops to turn around and blow a raspberry at his pursuers. <br /><br /> In addition to his tattered lab coat, Kozaky also wears an amazingly thick set of glasses that he most likely doesn't actually need.

Cutie Mark: A white outline of a pony's head that could either be a mannequin or the head of a robot pony-android.<br /><br /> As to what it means, he usually scoffs at you & goes off on a tangent about what good talent does you.

Personality: Kozaky is a often grumpy, greedy & a great goober of a grape-colored gumball. Very cynical & distrusting of other ponies, he views any attempt at friendship to be an attempt to steal his rotted apple cores and heavily used napkins. He is frequently discovered while rummaging though the back alley garbage bins & will attempt to scare off intruders by hissing, should that not work, like it usually does, he will scurry away like the little cockroach he is. <br /> <br /> He can frequently be heard grumbling under his breath about brains, secret agencies, the color blue and something about sudden morals.<br /><br /> Rather deceptively intelligent, Kozaky does have a hobby of slapping together shoddily-made Mechas from used sewing & washing machines at the local dump in Vanhoover where he can usually be found haunting.

Backstory: Kozaky doesn't like talking about his history, but it is very clear that for some reason or another he has an intense distrust of "the establishment" and frequently rants about wild theories about some super-secret agency that is keeping him down. <br /><br /> Kozaky does have a pretty long list of arrest records for trespassing, stealing garbage & resisting arrest. While he scuttles well enough to avoid capture usually, he's very easily tackled & pinned to the ground. Though he doesn't like being ruffed up, he won't complain about a free room to himself & slightly better food then he usually finds.