Widdershins

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About Widdershins

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    Dragon
  • Birthday 07/06/1989

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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    Limestone Pie
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    Earth Pony

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  • Gender
    Fluid
  • Location
    Townsville. … IS UNDER ATTACK!
  • Personal Motto
    Just because something isn’t real, doesn’t make it any less real.
  • Interests
    Been loyal to the gameboy console my whole life. Deeply entrenched into the Pokemon fandom to where I'll buy anything Gamefreak puts their stamp on no matter how bad of a glitchy mess their games may be. *cough*pokemongo*cough*

    Recently got into Fire Emblem & Phoenix Wright's games.
    But mostly else, I try to practice my drawing & reading. Other then alot of listening to the radio & YouTube with occasional Netflix, not much else. Haven't so much as seen any television in over a decade.

    As to topics I like, I'm usually prone to the supernatural, magical or fantastical. I'm also quite the rabid DragoNerd & am incapable of viewing anything they do as bad!
    I'm quite interested in biology & sciences and a big animal lover. Though... if the 22 dogs plus more pets I've had over the years has taught me anything, they're quite messy too... so taking care of said animals isn't all that high on the list, heh.

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    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      The Soul-powered Cheesewheel? Yes! ...unless that was a different thing.

         ...why am I sad I'm not the cartoon hippo in this scenario? ...that is totally a sweatervest I would wear though.

  2. Life & Death. Admittedly, kind of vague enough to fit most of any pair of concepts one can see as interlinked pairs(Like "the chicken & the egg", but that's a little simple. Depends on context here.), but I do go with my first guess. With riddles, you're supposed to go awfully specific. To the point of "How was I supposed to know that?!" like having the answer be teeth, shadow, concepts, etcetra. My favorite... "What's it got in its pocketses?"
  3. Got a new employee at work today! 

     I was scared though. I don't talk much. I was always taught to obey commands & not get in the way. He was a new thing. New things are stuff I gotta deal with. I was the only other english speaker, and of course they wanted somebody to show him stuff. They foisted him on me.  I was cautious.

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      ...but then... Because I was the only other english speaker at the time... he actually talked to me! New Guy gave me attention! I like attention! He new! He not know things I know! Maybe I show him things I do, he Impressed, then he talk more & maybe we do things! I love New Guy! 

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     I started getting alot more animated around him, my country accent came out alot more, think I was starting to hyperventilate just at the notion of him going on about some half-heard nonsense about bikes or something. Heck, the low, nagging migraine I've been having all week faded away with him around! My mind just kind of blanked on the idea of: "Yeah! Yeah! New Guy give attention! I love new guy!!! Yaaay!!" 

    It was exactly that situation where you invite a strange new friend home & the family dog spends an hour or two skulking around & giving him the stink-eye. Then when you give your friend a treat for the dog, it gets into the pup's head that "Strange Thing can be... Nice?!!?" and then spends the rest of the night inseperable with him & even whines at the door when he leaves.

     Think it was apparent too. The kinda loud, gossipy lady was chittering about something she found funny in my general direction, most likely because I had just bounded past to literally come to New Guy's heel and wiggle in place just because I wanted to help & was that desperate for attention. 

     

        ....Gad, I'm such a Corgi!!! 

      I'm so not used to people tolerating my existence or just simply noticing me. That... that isn't too much to ask, right? To just have a buddy, somebeing to have stupid, pointless little conversations with no real goal or aim to get you to do something? To have a relationship that isn't based on hammering new tricks into my pointy little skull? 

      ... *whimper-whine*

      ... My fursona would totally be a corgi if I wasn't so deadset on a supercool set of scales!

  4. Anybeing else feel through their hair?

     Like, can feel it wagging when put it up in a tail. But it doesn’t like doing that. Gosh, hate having to tie my hair into a hairnet, my scalp goes all numb!!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I hate when my easter eggs explode.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna 

       Is... is that you saying you don't know what I just said so you don't know how to respond? You need clarification? Happens oddly pretty often that I get some version of "what did you just say" & I don't understand what part they didn't get.

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I wrote that response a few minutes after I woke up. I wasn't drunk that time.

  5.  The other day, one of my managers said I looked like I was losing weight. A compliment, you know...I'm not used to positivity, heh~!

     I'm frankly slightly miffed at the motion of being less fluffy!

     And ya know why I'm losing weight? Because I ain't got time or money enough to go out & get food! ...*cough* more than Arby's. Arby's is awesome.

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Arby's does indeed have the meats. 

  6.  Hmm? Medivh? Such a rare name! Last I checked, you weren't a dragon though! 

    1. Medivh The Wicked
    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

       Well, used to know a Medivh... well, know OF him. Still.

       I thought I knew most dragons, and I am getting a vaguely Smaug sense about you! 

    3. Medivh The Wicked

      Medivh The Wicked

      Love me some Smaug~ 

  7. Time for a Public Service Announcement... from Widdershins:

    It has come to my attention... that sadly, indeed... Some Do Doots.

      Now some of you younger, more impressionable mortalspawns may think that Doots are cool. Take it from me, Doots can doot you up something fierce! Why, I must confess that I too once was a Doothead! Doots can have a billion-bajillion side effects such as being Dooted to Death and other things too abstract & scary to mention! Why, I only got out of it myself because I'm immortal & not a weak, fickle pathetic mortal like you sad mortals!

      Why, even heard tell once of a small town where the Doots got into the water supply and the whole town was just uncontrollably Dooting for months! 

     Remember kiddos! Don't Do Doots! Don't Doot Yourself & above all... Doot Responsibly!

     

       This has been... *Sigh*... A Public Service Announcement... from Widdershins.

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      You are absolutely right about that. I mean look what happened to the Doot Doot sisters.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I know! They were left penniless & covered in Doots! Dootwarts are no laughing matter! 

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Heaven forbid they were to get any sexually transmitted dootsieses.

  8. Widdershins

    Askonequus! Er, Ask Widdershins!

    @Soren Peregrine ...display name? Oh, that above the avatar picture? Aye! Widdershins is my chief OC, Draconequusona, Online Persona and... well, bit of an imaginary friend of sorts! Oh, yeah! Peaches are likely not only my favorite fruit but probably my favorite flavor ever! Juicy & sweet, but not too much of either! In fact, some of the harder peaches are a bit bitter and give a nice resistance to your bite unlike how pulpy apples get! I do love peaches! Sadly though. I haven't really watched MLP in a while. Been hard to find the time. I have caught up to everything up to & including the seventh season! Starting a bit of a new life over again, so I've still yet to get used to setting a time aside to do stuff.
  9. Workin’ the Fry joint just now & a little chant popped up in my mind~…

     “Gooble, Gobble. One of us.

        Gooble, Gobble. One of us.”

     

     I dare all of you to find that reference! Then think how that might connect to the aforesaid environ. 

    Happy Halloween!!!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      When i carried, I would get so stir crazy I'd just start going "Nana nana nana nana mailman."

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna 

       Ya look up the movie, huh? ...because I've honestly forgotten the name. What a trip, though! 

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      I wuz bwon in teh dawkness! Mowded bwy eet! Aw deednt know wut lite wuz until I wuz aw man n' bwy den, it wuz onwy BWINDING.

    OwO~*

     *Softly breaks back*

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Why does that sound like something Bray Wyatt would say?

  11. Today has been truly terrifying.

     I went to the mall. Think we can all agree that's a lesser portal to Hell in & of itself.

    Driving home today (Yeah, they let me operate a several ton piece of machinery everyday. What's with the alarmed surprise?) saw this guy dragging a limp body out of a building. I'm sure the cars around me noted my wild, frantic flailing as I tried to sort out if I had to get out to see/help. Then I noticed the body was boneless. A weighted training dummy for the firefighters. ...It's hard for me to tell sometimes. All you humans are sacks of sacs to me anyhoo.

     But that wasn't the most terrifying part! I had to deal with an Unfamiliar Cup Dispenser!

     Was all like SHUNK! before I was ready and I didn't know if I had to catch it & I didn't want to get arrested for cup abuse!

     Oh shaddup, Widdershins. 

    Mockery is the sign of friendship! And iffen ya can't befriend yourself, how ya gonna find more?~*

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Boneless?

      Are you sure it wasn't just a politician?

  12. Just made my day!

     Going into the coffee place just now as another guy was striding out. Both of our fluffy curls flouncing with each step, he waves at me: “Sick hair, man!”

     “Was just gonna say the same!”

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I think the mohawk is a mistake. The first person to wear it wanted bald but he undersold it a little bit, and was just like, "Eh. Close enough."

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Y’know, most animals do have natural mohawks. 

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      They don't. Their animal barbers just have trouble getting the top of their heads because most of them lack thumbs.

      Monkeys are just lazy. They refuse to apply themselves.

      Also I have no recollection of making that reply.

  13. Okay, so maybe... if my only, personal, understanding of being "Gender Fluid" is that I have to ask myself what gender I am before I go into a public restroom... then maybe I'm not.

     Likely, I'm pansexual. I'm only attracted to pancakes!  Git outta here, Widdy!

     

      Just know, someday, it'll come up in conversation. Some girl will turn to me & ask if it was her or the guy next to her I was flirting/blushing at... and I'll cock my head the way I do, wide-eyed and chirp out: "Honestly? Both!" 

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I thought Gender Fluid was just the name of a really awful band at first.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Does remind me of the blurb on the back of the book I browsed earlier that day. How it was proudly touting that it's main character was gender fluid & the trouble & drama inherent in dealing with that growing up.  ...and also how he was all edgy-punk ...          Yeah, didn't buy it.

  14.  Had a dream the other night. Now, I don't know the franchise much, me & some other guys were becoming the Power Rangers and Mr. Blue Ranger said he thought the whole thing was just a bit silly & that he feared he'd be made fun of. My response:"Don't worry. I'll be the first male Pink Ranger & no one'll even Look at you twice! Hhee!"

     Think I'd make a pretty darn good Pink Ranger. I've always been as explosively emotional as ol' crybaby Sailor Moon has. There's gotta be a phrase for being not just tsundere, but flighty through all reactions.

      ... besides "Woobie!" That just sounds mean! Don't make me cry!!!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      You remember the power rangers game? For like SNES or whatever?

      The blue power ranger punched like a total pansy. 

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I do seem to remember alot of flippy kicks! And the black ranger using some weird handaxe. Badly.

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Blue ranger kept covering his face while he punched like it was going to get all over the place. 

  15.  Aah! La Croix! Tastes like...~*

     ...This status update, because I said the word "Lime."

      ...like being mildly prodded in the chest & told what's "your problem" by a guy two feet shorter than you.

      La Croix, it tastes like you pronouncing the italics in "La Croix."

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      But is it gluten free?

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna 

       It's everything-free! Literally all it has written on the can is "Carbonated water & 'natural flavor'."

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      That's my genetic makeup!!