Lamer

By Lamer

• August 1, 2013




Age: 15

Gender: Male

Species: Alicorn

Appearance: A blue alicorn with black curly mane and green eyes.

Cutie Mark: A white round with orange "98" on it. Lamer got it at early adolescence, when he was 10. He made his first ever Super Mario 64 bloopers, his SM64 character had orange cap and shirt, gray-violet overalls and "98" mark on his cap. Lamer showed his bloopers to his mother and she liked it. Then, Lamer got his "98" cutie mark prior to being a creative one.

Personality: Lamer is a very insane and mysterious guy. He has Asperger syndrome and may act childish or retarded. May be very grumpy sometimes. Sometimes falls into a depression - no, he's not depressive, sometimes he may be pretty funny, but he doesn't enjoy his life much. Psychically weak and a bit effeminate. Very lazy, but sometimes gets over his laziness, usually when it's not very needed. Spends most time over computer, likes Kirby, Mario, Bomberman and related games. He's also very negative towards smoking, he just HATES when someone smokes on his/her own child.<br />In general, he's very, very strange.

Backstory: Lamer was born on September 28, 1998. His parents are jobless earth mare and typographer unicorn stallion. How did Lamer born an alicorn - no one knows. In 2000, when he just learned to walk, he was playing with other foals in a sandbox, and then he ran away. Since then, he always failed to get IRL friends.<br />In 2008 he got seriously obsessed with WinX club. The obsession lasted until summer 2009, but he still thinks he became effeminate because of it.<br />Recently, he tried to make friends with a 10-year old female unicorn called Paint Ball, but her parents forbidden him to talk with her.<br />Lamer's appearance drastically changed repeatedly throughout his childhood. He was originally born with light-blue coat, orange curly mane and tail and blue eyes. His mane/tail, however, changed to straight and black quickly: when he was 2 he already had straight black mane. When he was 2-3 he still had blue eyes, but when he was 4 he already had green ones. His coat faded from light-blue to indigo from 3 to 8 years. Mane and tail somehow curled back when Lamer was nearing the adolescence but the color remained black.