Purple Prose

By Page Turner

• January 20, 2014




Age: late 30's

Gender: Female

Species: Unicorn

Appearance: She is a light purple pony with long darker purple hair. She wears a pair of glasses the color of obsidian, and a matching hair bow.

Cutie Mark: A purple quill writing a cursive letter 'P' <br />It symbolizes her love of (and talent for?) writing.

Personality: Always one for dramatics, Purple goes out of her way to romanticise everything. She knows exactly which of her friends are perfect for whom, whether they know it or not. On the subject of her books, she has been often quoted as saying "Most ponies don't appreciate my genius, but I'd rather my books be loved for being 'bad' than not be enjoyed at all"

Backstory: Purple Prose is known for being one of the worst romance writers in Equestria. Her first novel, 'Hold My Hoof Tighter Lest I Slip Away' is considered by many to be 'the best bad book ever.'