Appearance: he was the love child of tom hiddleston, chris hamsworth, the dragonborn, and all of the mlp voice actors, but the people could not handle his swag, so he got plastic surgery and became a tree headed pony(they're conjoined under tge table.) however, on a ful moon night, he transforms into ryan goslign becuse he is secretly a weregosling.
Cutie Mark: he is too #swagyolo for a cutie mark. he doesn't want to lose a job opportunity for having a tattoo on his ass.
Personality: sir swagahad thinks yo mamma jokes are funny. sir swagahad is not smart.
Backstory: back in the middle ages, he went on a quest with arthur king of the britains to receive the holy grail. he ded and reincarnated into his swagalicious self.
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