Marry, Date, Don't-Much-Care-For Game With Ponies!

[SpaceUnicorn 22]

So if the ponies were eligible bachelors and/or bachellorettes, who would you marry, date or not much care for?

 

My preferences:

 

Marry:

Applejack - I always had a liking for country girls, especially those who garden and are willing to get messy.

Twilight Sparkle - Nerds rule, add cute and then I am practically wrapped around her finger.

Fluttershy - Maybe.  Well, it would be interesting to hear her talk.

 

Date:

Pinkie Pie - Always reminded me of a girl I once new.  Hilariously awesome and you often heard her before you even saw her.  And there was no outrunning her.  I would date her, but I would find her annoying after 15 minutes, tackle her and give her noogies and then make-up.

 

Rainbow Dash - Athletic girls.  Yup.

 

Trixie - Hmmmm, yup.   Notice a pattern with girls who are kind of 'I'm sooooo AWESOME!' ;D

 

Cherry Berry - She's an aeronaut!  Who wouldn't want to get to know her better and go flying with her?

 

Don't Much Care For:

Rarity - I'm sorry.  I just don't trust girls who try to get you to do stuff by batting their eyelashes. XD  If I met Rarity and she would do that to me, I'd be all 'Go do it yourself!'  I'm evil like that.  Admittedly, I'm warming up to her.  But I wouldn't fall to her batting her baby blues at me just because they are.... so..... beautiful.... so..... exquisite...... yes Rarity...... my firstborn is yours....... @_@

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Mary:

 

Rainbow Dash cuz she's cool as fuck

Rarity cuz she's probably rich as fuck

Twilight cuz she's definitely rich as fuck

 

Date:

Applejack cuz she'd probably be fun to...err hang out with

Fluttershy cuz shy girls are cute (not wifey material though)

 

Don't Much Care For:

Pinkie cuz I wanna just be friends. Think of how awkward the parties would be after we break up!

[SpaceUnicorn 22]

Rarity cuz she's probably rich as fuck

Twilight cuz she's definitely rich as fuck

 

Pinkie cuz I wanna just be friends. Think of how awkward the parties would be after we break up!

 

Oh, LZRD WZRD needs a rich mare,

then he wouldn't have to work hard,

If LZRD WZRD had a rich mare,

From wealth he would never be barred.

 

As for Pinkie, don't worry.  She's a sack of ADD:

 

 

She'll forget all about it in a heartbeat and date you all over again.  Perhaps nopony really breaks up with her. O_O

Edited June 19, 2014 by SpaceUnicorn